Take me . . .

[Hamletmaschine]

. . . up into your mind once or twice before I die (you know why: just because the eyes of you and me will be full of dirt some day). Quickly take me up into the bright child of your mind.

~e. e. cummings, Jean Le Négre

This is my 1000th post. So I'm starting a new thread with a really nice quote to say: Thanks, all of you who "took me up" on . . . whatever the fuck I've been doing here the last few months.

I'm almost tempted now to make a list. . . .

 

[perks]

duck duck ME

congratulations, sugah.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Congrats on 1000!!

 

[kotori]

Congratz, Hamlet--you can now give yourself a title.

I have to say that you are consistantly one of the most fun people to read here.

(Though I do prefer Mrs. Peel or Sir Larry to Cinderfeller.)

 

[Rambling Rose]

The French love Jerry Lewis. Why?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Thanks very much

But I guess I should have explained something before I posted the thread:

QUESTIONS: are *W*E*L*C*O*M*E*
ANSWERS : are----------->NOT!
Artful will be the ONLY one to respond on this thread.
If a reader feels they want to,or need, to give advice or counsel to a posted QUESTION,then by all means,send them an email or PRIVATE MESSAGE them if you wish. DO NOT POST A RESPONSE ON THIS THREAD!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~His name is Artful, he wishes for all QUESTIONERS, to call him Art!!! He is a caucasion male, 58 years old and this thread is now open for---------> QUESTIONS!
Yes, incredibly, that is a pic of the REAL him!

Carry on.

 

[lavender]

 

[freescorfr]

Re: Thanks very much

But I guess I should have explained something before I posted the thread:

QUESTIONS: are *W*E*L*C*O*M*E*
ANSWERS : are----------->NOT!
Artful will be the ONLY one to respond on this thread.
If a reader feels they want to,or need, to give advice or counsel to a posted QUESTION,then by all means,send them an email or PRIVATE MESSAGE them if you wish. DO NOT POST A RESPONSE ON THIS THREAD!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~His name is Artful, he wishes for all QUESTIONERS, to call him Art!!! He is a caucasion male, 58 years old and this thread is now open for---------> QUESTIONS!
Yes, incredibly, that is a pic of the REAL him!

Carry on.

Christ almighty, Hamletsmachine, you're usually so lucid. Can Art tell me what's going on.

And congratulations. Your posts have been inspirational and educating for me. Thank you.

 

[kotori]

The French love Jerry Lewis. Why?

It's the subtlety.

 

[Dillinger]

Holy COOL SHIT, dude... you get to pick a title now!

Congrats.

 

[perks]

.

..

 

[just pet]

Congratulations on your momentous feat
Hm....... if they are momentous... do they indicate anything significant about your body? Perhaps you'd like to share...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

The French love Jerry Lewis. Why?

Master said I could field this one.

You know how they kiss, right? Well, have you seen how they drink?

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[perks]

After seeing this avatar, I'm going to add Jerry Lewis to my long list of people that reaffirm my belief that we evolved from apes. He just looks a bit too much like primordial man to me.

Also on that list - Steven Tyler

[hijack]I'd fuck Steven Tyler in a heartbeat.[/hijack]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

. . . Also on that list - Steven Tyler

And his daughter, too.

 

[perks]

And his daughter, too.

[hijack]I'd soooo fuck her too, maybe even before Stephen[/hijack]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I wouldn't fuck her with your duck!

 

[Ginny]

http://www.louisianacupboard.com/Crystal_Hot_Sauce/crystallogo.gif
his name is
Hamletmaschine
and he likes it HOT!
his boiled crawfish...
his big bald pussies...
his jalapeno chippies...
HOT
sizzling
on fire
HOT


[size=2.5]Congratulations on a thousand posts, Hamlet![/size]
i enjoy your sense of humor.....<smiling>.....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Thanks, Ginny!

Crystal--accept no substitutes, y'all!

(You think we could get the Crystal and the Zapp's people to pay us for this shit?)

 

[Ginny]

Thanks, Ginny!
Crystal--accept no substitutes, y'all!
(You think we could get the Crystal and the Zapp's people to pay us for this shit?)

<nodding>....or at least give us a few cases of the stuff....though...you know...i'm a tabasco girly....all the way....i kill mosquitoes....