Take It All Off!

R. Richard

Literotica Guru
Joined
Jul 24, 2003
Posts
10,382
The inmate who hired the dancer obviously has a problem with the idea of punishment for crime! Have you ever heard anything like this before?

Norwegian Prisoner Hires Exotic Dancer

Oct 22, 9:44 AM (ET)

OSLO, Norway (AP) - Hoping to boost morale among his fellow inmates, a Norwegian prisoner secretly hired an exotic dancer to spice up the prison's monthly culture night. The woman got all her clothes off, to the cheers of the male inmates, before guards could react on Wednesday night at the Hof minimum security prison in southern Norway.

"Everything had been agreed in advance with the inmates, who also had permission to invite the woman," warden Kjesti Solberg told the P4 radio network Thursday. "What we didn't know was that the hired dancer could do more than dance."

Every month, the prisoners are allowed to have a culture night, usually organizing it themselves after the show is approved.

Wednesday's show began tamely, with an inmate doing a standup comedy routine. As he left the stage, raunchy music filled the auditorium, and the woman started dancing and taking her clothes off.

"By the end, she was completely naked," Solberg said, adding the woman danced on stage for a few minutes before guards hustled her off to the roar of the inmates' laughter.

Even though Solberg seemed to be a good sport about the surprise, she said the inmate, who was not identified, would have to explain himself.
 
Last edited:
I say good for them if they could get away with it.

Shame on the guards. :cool: But still pretty damn funny overall.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I say good for them if they could get away with it.

Shame on the guards. :cool: But still pretty damn funny overall.

Be realistic. If you're a guard, stuck day in and day out in a prison surrounded by guys, you probbably would have made sure to catch an eye full before you jumped in to make the collar so to speak :)
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Be realistic. If you're a guard, stuck day in and day out in a prison surrounded by guys, you probbably would have made sure to catch an eye full before you jumped in to make the collar so to speak :)

Good point. :D

But they should have just hustled her off to the guards lounge to complete the show. After all, she was paid to give a show, right? :p
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Be realistic. If you're a guard, stuck day in and day out in a prison surrounded by guys, you probbably would have made sure to catch an eye full before you jumped in to make the collar so to speak :)

If I was the guard, I'd probably have allowed them a minute of naked lady just for the entertainment value of the stunt.

The Earl
 
Back
Top