T-Shirts for Women Who Take No Crap

[Angelus]

I just saw this and I thought that I would post it as it was actually damn funny

1) I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2) Warning: I have an attitude and know how to use it.
3) Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
4) Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
5) Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths.
6) I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
7) Do not start with me. You will not win.
8) You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
9) Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hid the bodies.
10) Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
11) I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
12) Next mood swing... six minutes.
13) I hate everybody and you're next.
14) Please don't make me kill you.
15) And your point is... ??
16) I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now
17) All stressed out and no one to choke.
18) I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
19) How can I miss you if you won't go away?
20) Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
21) I have PMS and a gun, any questions?
22) I can go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds
23) I'm not only a bitch, I'm the bitch, and it's Ms Bitch to you!

 

[Ambrosious]

With two holes cut out.


LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE!!!!

 

[GuyJD]

Several years ago, I bought an awesome t-shirt for my girlfriend at the time. It had a very strong and muscular bearded man on it holding a huge hatchet. Under the picture said, "PAYBACK IS A BITCH".
I ordered it, and another one for me, from a muscle magazine that I used to read. Mine had my personal slogan on it, "TOUGH TIMES DON'T LAST, TOUGH PEOPLE DO."

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Believe it or not, I could actually wear any "hard ass" t-shirts in the professional world. I am very confident and don't take ANY shit , in a nice way of course. I've let my previous employers get a good tongue lashing in the past if they offended me and it was justified. Now if the personal side of myself would catch up I'd be a what....................MEGA BITCH. No, Never, I hope.

 

[Guest]

love it love it

 

[Morden]

<up arrow>
the Man
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The Legend
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Does anyone have to say anything else. <grins evilly>

 

[scylis]

16) I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now

HEY!! no only was that my sig a little while back, i also have that very t-shirt!!

does that mean i'm a woman who doesn't take crap?

 

[Guest]

7) Do not start with me. You will not win.


this is mine heheheheee

 

[Morden]

no Scylis just means that you like me are nothing more then a lesbian trapped in a mans body. A wierd genetic fate the goverment bestowed upon a select few individuals to reduce the use of strap ons.

 

[Guest]

no Scylis just means that you like me are nothing more then a lesbian trapped in a mans body. A wierd genetic fate the goverment bestowed upon a select few individuals to reduce the use of strap ons.

lmao


did I mention that I liked you? you are kewl as hell

 

[scylis]

and i suppose it's our sole purpose in life to please all the women we can, right?

 

[Guest]

and i suppose it's our sole purpose in life to please all the women we can, right?

you thought it was something else??

 

[ChaoticLil]

I know this thread is for women's t-shirts, but this could be for either sex....

Wanted Slave...Experience Preferred, References Required

My ex had a shirt with that on it. I loved it. Made interesting conversation.

 

[scylis]

well, there's always being the world's very first Jedi... or becoming a starfighter pilot and destroying a "Death Star" (with it's "lazer")...

i'm also my love's Muse... which is kinda fun... so Morden, DON'T YOU EVER COME ANYWHERE NEAR HER!! you'd put me outta a job as soon as you opened up your mouth, you Shakespearian-ish madman!!

 

[Morden]

Scylis my friend,
There is no sound sweeter then the lifting heart of a beautiful woman. To behold the intake of breath upon which they begin that contented sigh is all we need live for. Though a simple treasure I ask anyone to find one more valueable.

 

[scylis]

good gawd!! see what i mean, folks? i know her heart is mine, so i wouldn't worry about him sweeping her away, but he'd sweep away my job faster than a nun's ruler!!

 

[Morden]

No worries friend and fellow warrior. I shall doth but stay my heart where it is. For in the dawn only one soul shines upon it and she is my goddess. Ever present and ever longing I spin a yarn of love and triumph. For now I go hence forth unto the battle to win her.

 

[Guest]

lol...I wouldn't mind being swept away...

alas his heart belongs with another....to beat to an eternal rhythm

 

[Renegade]

With two holes cut out.


LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE!!!!

That should be mandatory in some cases.

 

[scylis]

even though you're way better looking, and a million times more charming than i am, Morden, the absolute LAST thing i would ever worry about would be you stealin' her, even if you weren't spoken for...

you know, maybe we should figger out how to clone ourselves, my friend... us and all the other few male lesbians...

 

[Morden]

<grins>

A good idea in theory. But, then we would have competition. Mind you I would have a lot easier time finding a sparring partner.

 

[scylis]

simple.. we just spread everyone out around the planet!

 

[Morden]

Yeah but then lit would be filled with us. Cause you know we need the net

 

[scylis]

oh.. hmm... never thought of that...
maybe we could have all of them linked somehow and "program" the clones to not post while we're around.. maybe there'd be a night shift for when the two of us sleep? sorta a 'round the clock coverage deal, so the beautiful women here are never w/o at least one of us...

 

[scylis]

regardless, we'll work that out when we get to that point....

right now, i must sleep...

until later, all you beautiful, sexy, and naughty female litizens~