T & A Lawn Mowing Wars

[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

You should go over there with a weed whacker and show her who's boss

 

[S-Des]

You should go over there with a weed whacker and show her who's boss

Then sell the video on the internet and retire to someplace warm and sunny...."Yes Mistress Sarahh, I'm sorry Mistress, please spank me...I've been such a bad girl..." *shivers*

I always clean up a tad to mow the lawn. I figure if I'm going to sweat and take off my shirt (have to get some sun), I should at least try to look good. Who knows, maybe someday a woman will glance over and say...."yummy". That would make it all worth while.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm mowing hard, working up a sweat, when across the street comes a gal in short shirts and a spaghetti tank top. Hair up, lipstick, dainty shoes. Whatever. Then she pulls out her mower and starts to strut it across her yard.

The bitch.

Was it a Barbie mower?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Then sell the video on the internet and retire to someplace warm and sunny...."Yes Mistress Sarahh, I'm sorry Mistress, please spank me...I've been such a bad girl..." *shivers*

I always clean up a tad to mow the lawn. I figure if I'm going to sweat and take off my shirt (have to get some sun), I should at least try to look good. Who knows, maybe someday a woman will glance over and say...."yummy". That would make it all worth while.

Yes, sell the video, but it was partly my idea so we get free copies

 

[S-Des]

Yes, sell the video, but it was partly my idea so we get free copies

Sarahh's pretty generous. I think she'll let you be the cameraman (although you have to promise to keep both hands on the camera until it's over, young man!).

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Sarahh's pretty generous. I think she'll let you be the cameraman (although you have to promise to keep both hands on the camera until it's over, young man!).

Hands? Yes, I can do that. Don't know about other parts though

 

[Guest]

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[S-Des]

Smaller than our mower but it does also seem to be self-propelled.

But damn. In those little sandals? Won't her toes be solidly green when she's done?

Maybe I'm just a sloppy mower.

I bet all the neighborhood husbands manage to find work outside to do when she's out. "Wow honey, it's time to...uh...paint the garbage can. Gotta go..."

 

[cantdog]

Green toes in the morning-- sailor, take warning

 

[cloudy]

Okay, ladies will understand this. (Men, too, I'm certain, but this is a sure girl on girl dig.)

My husband is currently at a football coaches gods of war meeting. Last week it went 8 hours on Saturday, today I'm hoping to see him by 1:00 or so. We'll see.

Anyway, the house is still fairly clean (despite margarita madness last night) so I decided to mow the lawn. It needs it.

I was wearing my oldest Levis, a black Powerhouse strength and conditioning T-shirt and grass-stained Reeboks, no makeup, hair a tangled mess. You know, lawn mowing attire.

I'm mowing hard, working up a sweat, when across the street comes a gal in short shirts and a spaghetti tank top. Hair up, lipstick, dainty shoes. Whatever. Then she pulls out her mower and starts to strut it across her yard.

The bitch.

Doesn't she know that's unethical?

I hope she sweats off her pancake.

Poll the men here, girl. I guarantee "hot and sweaty" beats "dainty" on the sexy quotient every single time.

Fuck her.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Poll the men here, girl. I guarantee "hot and sweaty" beats "dainty" on the sexy quotient every single time.

Fuck her.

That's kind of contradicting

(what, do you have something in your eye TGP? )

 

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[S-Des]

S-Des, I'll be the neighborhood hubbies all sneak a peak.

I have no problem with that, really, but since I was first mowing, it was my turf.

She should have waited to strut until after I was done.

I'll bet you look amazing, even with your hair mussed.

Personally, I love a woman who looks like she's comfortable just being herself. I think it's incredibly sexy (but I have to admit I'll be sneaking peaks at the hussie in the short shorts ).


BTW, guys do understand this. If I'm out mowing my lawn and Boota or ABG come out without their shirts on...I'll....I...They...Ok, I'll sneak back in the house and wait until they're done .

 

[Guest]

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[Rumple Foreskin]

You should go over there with a weed whacker and show her who's boss

Damn straight. Grab your Poulan Weed Eater "Weapon of Grass Destruction" and level the sorry sow.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Antfarmer77]

Smaller than our mower

Size dosen't matter

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Poll the men here, girl. I guarantee "hot and sweaty" beats "dainty" on the sexy quotient every single time.

Fuck her.

What did you do, Cloudy? Read my mind? There is something to be said for pheromones.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm for 'hot and sweaty' myself.

Especially if I'm responsible for it.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Sarah...
If you really wanna show her who's boss... go over to her front yard in the middle of the night with some Amonium Sulfate and in huge letters sprinkle the fertelizer to read "FUCK".

If she doesn't water well... the grass will die and it'll say FUCK in yellow dead grass... if she does water it will be written in a lovely bright green

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sarah...
If you really wanna show her who's boss... go over to her front yard in the middle of the night with some Amonium Sulfate and in huge letters sprinkle the fertelizer to read "FUCK".

If she doesn't water well... the grass will die and it'll say FUCK in yellow dead grass... if she does water it will be written in a lovely bright green

JJ,

You have a sick, twisted, evil mind. I'm in love.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

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[Jenny_Jackson]

JJ,

You have a sick, twisted, evil mind. I'm in love.

Rumple Foreskin

Hi Rumpy