Sydney Sweeney: Blonde, Beautiful, and Suddenly Dangerous

And if Sydney Sweeny is getting the liberals big floppy tits in a tangle, well....

 
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The downshouting of Sidney Sweeney's American Eagle ads reminds me of ......Facts.

As far back as we have records, and into the present day, anywhere that women are sold as pleasure slaves blonde blue-eyed girls with big racks have been the most in demand.

Our most extensive documentation on this is from the Ottoman Empire. Their slave-takers raided as far north as the west coast of Ireland and even Iceland because a handful of Sidneys could fund years-long expeditions - ships, weapons, provisions, hundreds of men - from the price they fetched on the auction block. And net a healthy profit, too.

But the pattern is everywhere - cross cultural, cross-racial. Evolutionary biologists think they know why: chicks who look like le Sweeney are radiating signals of youth and immune-system effectiveness and general reproductive fitness. Blonde hair fades with age, clear skin doesn't hide blemishes that reveal vulnerability to infection, and I hope nobody reading this needs any education about breast-to-waist-to-hip ratios. If you do, ask an AI for an explainer.

I don't know that anybody's explained the allure of blue eyes satisfactorily yet. We know they're a huge win in the sexual selection game, because of the rapidity with which they propagated. A single point mutation, probably less than 10,000 years ago in Europe, spread like wildfire despite the fact that lack of melanin granules in the iris is recessive.

There's not much that can reveal the instinctive desires of men more clearly than what they're willing to pay to own women who light up their limbic systems. This is revealed preferences with an erection.

It's not just yesterday, either. Every few years somebody busts a semi-covert slave market in some shithole like Mauritania or Afghanistan and it's the same old story. The highest value merchandise is always blonde white girls, usually trafficked from Eastern Europe.

So, yes, when old-school racists ranted about darkies lusting for the flower of white womanhood, they were not wrong. Because, well, basically everybody lusts for the flower of white womanhood. It seems to be wired in.
 
The downshouting of Sidney Sweeney's American Eagle ads reminds me of ......Facts.

As far back as we have records, and into the present day, anywhere that women are sold as pleasure slaves blonde blue-eyed girls with big racks have been the most in demand.

Our most extensive documentation on this is from the Ottoman Empire. Their slave-takers raided as far north as the west coast of Ireland and even Iceland because a handful of Sidneys could fund years-long expeditions - ships, weapons, provisions, hundreds of men - from the price they fetched on the auction block. And net a healthy profit, too.

But the pattern is everywhere - cross cultural, cross-racial. Evolutionary biologists think they know why: chicks who look like le Sweeney are radiating signals of youth and immune-system effectiveness and general reproductive fitness. Blonde hair fades with age, clear skin doesn't hide blemishes that reveal vulnerability to infection, and I hope nobody reading this needs any education about breast-to-waist-to-hip ratios. If you do, ask an AI for an explainer.

I don't know that anybody's explained the allure of blue eyes satisfactorily yet. We know they're a huge win in the sexual selection game, because of the rapidity with which they propagated. A single point mutation, probably less than 10,000 years ago in Europe, spread like wildfire despite the fact that lack of melanin granules in the iris is recessive.

There's not much that can reveal the instinctive desires of men more clearly than what they're willing to pay to own women who light up their limbic systems. This is revealed preferences with an erection.

It's not just yesterday, either. Every few years somebody busts a semi-covert slave market in some shithole like Mauritania or Afghanistan and it's the same old story. The highest value merchandise is always blonde white girls, usually trafficked from Eastern Europe.

So, yes, when old-school racists ranted about darkies lusting for the flower of white womanhood, they were not wrong. Because, well, basically everybody lusts for the flower of white womanhood. It seems to be wired in.
It’s the usual looney toon morally corrupt leftist intellectual thought police demanding that we accept their interpretation of womanhood and beauty.
 
It’s the usual looney toon morally corrupt leftist intellectual thought police demanding that we accept their interpretation of womanhood and beauty.
Oh because the definitions you bring to the table are steeped in sanity??

That’s not the Traitor Tater we all know (I would say “and love” to complete the phrase…but I pity anyone who thinks they do)

Waffle fries today?
 
They're doing what any good marketing firm would do with jeans..................targeting the market that has MONEY and isn't OBESE.
 
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I have not seen a single left leaning person have an opinion about this.

Who is complaining? Does anyone have any source?

Mr. I watch all kinds of media, including conservative media
, every day strikes again.
 
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