Swords, Sex and Sorcery (IC thread)

Panting hard, Lexy's eyes travelled with Kat as she stalked around, her gorgeous body swaying, those magical hips so enticing. They shoot closed again as another wave of pleasure shocks her body, consuming her world, there's only her, and that pounding cock in her nethers. She felt a light brush on her cheek and she managed to pull her eyes open. There she was, beside her, but not for long. As graceful as a cat, she swept a leg over her until Lexy was staring straight up at that beautiful puffy lips. The air was thick with the arousal that made her mouth water. A new experience awaited her, and she longed for it eagerly.

Just as she was reaching up, her hands sliding up the sides of those soft furry legs, to cup that taut ass, Scully truely began with gusto. She didn't even try to stifle the screaming moan, the arch in her back bringing her mouth ever closer to the source of the alluring scent. Gripping Kat's arse tightly she pulled herself the rest of the way, her tongue sliding out to greedily drink her juices. She was most certainly not skilled, but she was lapped enthusastically, covering her jaw in that sweet sticky sauce. Her tongue found the little nub of the felines clit and she clamped onto it with her lips, flicking and licking it eagerly. And she was still not quiet, each thrust of Scully's produced a sweet grunt between wet licks...
 
The 'goat' as Nizzre had so thoughtfully put it, continued to argue points that Zell didn’t care about, he was wrong on most of them, but he was clearly stubborn enough that words weren’t going to do anything, ha, like a goat. Zell wanted this dealt with, he was done with pointless conversation, and Nizzre was clearly not pleased by it either, so he relied on the simplicity and directness of action over talk.

As the goat continued talking, Zell slipped off the leather glove of his armour, then when the goat was done his futile speech, he slapped it across his face. “Its clear that words aren’t going to solve this, you're too stubborn, and I know you're wrong, so we're left with action, you wanted a challenge, you got one.” He began to slip his glove back over his fingers, his face rather impassive about what he had just done “I don’t know the law in this country, but back where we came from the challenged chooses weapons while the challenger chooses time and terrain, if you're fine with that then I choose now and as close as possible, legal concerns given of course.”
 
Tarik smiled impassively at the half-demons bluster.

"You are a fool. That chip on your shoulder is going to get you killed one day. But as you wish."

He stood up to his full height.

"Throwing axes at 50 feet. Full armour, no spells."
 
Zell grinned at the terms, well within accepted parameters "Works for me" He leaned back on his chair and addressed the barkeep that had been eavesdropping on the whole exchange "Barkeep my good man, where is the nearest place one can legally settle a problem with steel?"

The barkeep took a moment to realize he had gone from a listener to an active part in the conversation "There's the coliseum if you want to put him down sir" he said eventually "but if you're going to go easy then there's a dueling ground about 5 minutes away, take a left on your way out and follow the road, big building with the banners, you cant miss it."

Zell stood up and flexed his hands "so the grounds are set, do you have anything that needs to be attended to, last will and testament perhaps" Zell joked, to his understanding, this dueling arena was a no kill zone "or are we free to dance now?"
 
"You talk a good fight, I'll give you that." grinned Tarik, looking down at Zell. "I'll just go and dress for the dance - do you have a throwing axe of your own, or shall I lend you one?"

He stretched, and headed up the stairs, returned to his room and replaced his armour, buckled on his sword and picked up his shield.

Whistling cheerfully, he stopped outside his companions room. He smiled as he heard the sounds of pleasure from within.

Not fair to disturb them... he thought to himself.

Instead, he trotted down the stairs, and left word with the bar-staff.

"Should my companions re-appear before I do, let them know I've gone to the duelling ground."

He turned back to Zell, grinning with genuine cheer. "Still here then? Then lead on..."
 
Nizzre

And it came down to this, a pissing contest. Nizzre let the goat prattle on with pretty words and so far no actions to back up the claims. Zell calmly enough removed and glove and let him finish, only to smack it across Tarik’s face. The drowess blinked at the sight and for the moment wasn’t entirely sure what was transpiring. Quickly enough the realization of the duel was made and that in itself brought about another fit of anger. She was not accustomed to the rules and laws of the surface still, from whence she came duels were to the death. They happened swiftly and ended brutally.

< “You are as much a fool as the goat!” > She spat heatedly, shoving up from her seat, which promptly hit the floor with a wooden thud. < “I’ve had enough of this cock measuring for my tastes.” >

It was all too much for the drowess. This world on the surface under the blinding sun made no sense sometimes. She felt a pang for the welcoming warm darkness of the Underdark, at least there she knew death was around every corner. Before Tarik could rise she tossed a few copper pieces onto the table. “For your pathetic mummery. I would run both of you through if I did not think I could rid the stink from my blade.” She spat the last few words, before those leather soles of her boots thundered across the floor. A helpless maid stood terrified as the drowess approached and was shoved aside, the contents of her tray splattering everywhere. Her cloak billowed behind her as she stalked to the door and promptly left with an over-exaggerated huff and slam of the Inn’s door.


Kat

The feline released a rumbling sigh of pleasure as she felt those sweet lips against her own. She could tell that this was perhaps her first time partaking of the fairer sex, yet the passion behind those strokes all but made up for any lack of skill. Sweetly Kat moaned against Scully’s lips as her hips rolled over Lexy, her tail snapping out behind herself onto the bed. Only as he broke the kiss and lead a hand towards Lexy did that Cheshire cat grin drift across her lips.

“We are going to break this sweet little butterfly,” She whispered huskily, even as the pads of her fingertips trailed over that nub. Her gaze flickered down to watch the rogue impale himself upon that pale flesh, their skin glistening in the combination of passions. Tenderly Kat began to circle the elf’s clit in a counter-clockwise fashion. Her touch was a constant pressure, a teasing flick followed by another slow tease. Her head lifted as she found Scully’s lips once more, offering a sharp nip to his bottom lip. “Mmm but what a way to go. Don’t come just yet my Snake. I want you to make this elf squeal....but I also want to taste your release on my tongue...” She whispered breathlessly against his lips, that deliciously rough tongue slithering out to force itself within the confines of his mouth soon after; the taste of the sweet elf still upon it.
 
Between Lexy's moaning and Kat's dirty talking, Scully felt almost lightheaded. He pounded away at the elf, trying to keep enough presence of mind to restrain himself enough that he'd be able to pull out at the right moment. He returned the kiss to the catfolk with heated passion. Scully was always a creature of emotion and passion. Even when the situation called for restraint, in his head there was nothing else going on except for the love of the moment.

His hands slid underneath Lexy and his fingers dug into the soft flesh of her ass, massaging and kneading her as he had done her breast earlier. He smiled at the look of pleasure on Kat's face. "Our little Butterfly is gonna make you sing, Melody." He leaned forward, trailing kisses down Kat's neck and shoulders as he went. He came to her breasts and starting kissing those hard, pink nipples, flicking them with his tongue. All the while he kept his relentless assault going on Lexy.
 
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The flame that had begun in Lexy was now a raging bonfire. Her body would have writhed uncontrollably had it not been for the way Scully held her. This was most certainly the best pleasure she'd ever felt. She wanted to say that, tell them how they were making her feel but the only noise that came to her was the strangled cry of constant pleasure.

With her head swimming, it was hard to concentrate, but that didn't matter. That taste! Her tongue travelled over those folds, trying to get at every morsal that was offered. Such a lewd and naughty act but nothing had felt more right than this moment, and each moan of Kat's showed Lexy just where to kiss, which motions produced the best sensation.

Suddenly though, she couldn't hold on any longer. She collapsed back on the bed, her head snapping back as her lips formed an 'o' with no sound. Her body was rigid for several heartbeats before she let out a loud "FUCK YES!" and she was cumming, hard. "Dont stop dont stop!" She cried, even though she was sure he wasn't going to, now she had her voice back she just had to scream something!
 
Kat

Kat laughed lustfully at Scully’s comment, throwing her head back and arching her back to allow him to get those lush swells. She groaned softly as he teased those pink buds, her frame shivering each time. Ah and the delicious sweet kiss of her elven lover, she was such a dutiful lover indeed! She found those spots, felt her reaction, heard her gasps and knew just where to touch. The very thought made Kat melt and moan all the more loudly. One arm curled about his shoulders, her fingers raking through his hair as he suckled upon one of her nipples. It was only as she felt Lexy draw away and heard the undeniable scream of pure ecstasy that Kat drew from her own daze.

“We will find a time for me to sing again. But for now fuck her with all your might. Make her squeal,” Her hand slid under his chin, drawing him from her breast as she offered one last kiss before she whispered huskily. “Make her scream your name...”

With that Kat withdrew, climbing from her spot as easily as she had drawn onto it. With a moan she collapsed onto her side, coiling beside Lexy as one arm curled about her arched back. She had a devious light in those amber eyes as she leaned closer and whispered into the elf’s upswept ear.

“He is so big, isn’t he? So thick...so hot...he fucks you so hard...don’t resist anymore...don’t hold back an inch....scream his name...scream my name....release...” Kat whispered almost in a moan against the shell of Lexy’s ear, even as her free hand brushed out over her taut stomach and returned to her clit, heatedly she ran her fingers over it, even as Scully’s pace continued. She knew the girl felt her release, but with proper stimulation...well...one could be two...two could be three. And that look upon Lexy’s face was almost as good as Scully buried within her.
 
Scully's ego swelled as much as his cock at Lexy's screams of pleasure. It was gratifying to hear a woman who was loud in bed. The more she vocalized her pleasure the better the sex was overall. And then came Kat's goading. He wanted to release, but his male ego decided to accept the challenge.

He set his jaw and continued plowing into Lexy, giving her a hard fucking that shook the bed. He could hold out. It took every ounce of self-control he had but he held back his release and just kept going. With Kat lying by her side he could see the druidess's face and her expression of intense pleasure. His breathing was now shallow and coming out in grunts and growls from his exertion combined with the effort of holding on until she reached a second orgasm. It helped that he remembered Kat's words of wanting to taste his seed.
 
Lexy's orgasm rolled on for longer than she thought possible, and she continued to shudder in intoxicating pleasure, even as she watched through half closed eyes as that beautiful mound disappeared from view. It abated slightly, but still her wet pussy was so sensitive that each powerful thrust was felt through her entire body. Her chest heaved with every laboured breath.

Kat shifted to her side and held her close, that hand returning to her little nub. Coupled with the drilling of Scully's powerful tool in and out of her soft mound, and Kat's tender ministrations, drove Lexy's body wild. She could barely speak, she looked pained although it was only a look of utter stimulation as every nerve fired at once. With Kat's coaxing words, she let out another long squeal before it changed to a name. "Uuuuhhhnnnnnn SCULLY!" she cried, and again, "Oooh FUCK Kat!!" The next wave silenced her once more as she climaxed for the second time, her body clenching and tensing, her fingers digging into the bed turning her knuckles white. It went on for so long, she was lost, swimming in a world of ectasy. She felt like she was almost going to black out..
 
Kat’s ears twitched as her name was spoken and that Cheshire cat smile drifted out over her lips. The look upon that beautiful visage of Lexy was more than enough for the feline. Wasn’t it clear now that she enjoyed watching and coaxing others to their sweet release as she was to feel it herself? Her hand slid from Lexy’s clit, smearing her passions across her quivering stomach before she brought them to her lips for a brief taste. Softly she cooed, looking no more cat-like as she did. Kat felt that frame tense, shudder and jerk as the orgasm claimed every inch of her sweet frame. How beautifully Lexy reacted to such a release and Kat couldn’t help but find that innocent nature still present.

“Such a good little butterfly,” Kat murmured sweetly as she kissed at Lexy’s cheek with no thought of anything in return. While the elf might have felt her release and indeed Kat herself, the poor rogue had done more than his fair share of work. Those amber orbs fell upon him as he used all the strength that agile frame could muster, ah the sight of a man going at it with every ounce of strength filled her with a renewed sense of desire. The tip of her tongue lapped out over moist tiers and she simply purred Scully’s name. “You must be so very close...How can you still resist? Such will...such strength...” Kat murmured huskily as she drew up slightly. Her ears perked lightly and those eyes danced in the light. “Let me taste your release, Snake.” She used that nickname he had given to himself, her voice lowering as she spoke it if only for emphasis.
 
Scully felt Lexy's body spasm around him again and his breath was trapped within his lungs. He forgot for a second how to breathe. His body was burning for release as the sound of the elf screaming his name filled his ears, but he could still remember something about Kat wanting... something. He was having trouble finishing a thought so he shook his head to clear it and quickly pulled himself out Lexy. His hands held fast to her and her legs were still wrapped around his waist, but the abrupt change of sensation caused his mind to seize up for a second.

Kat was saying something... He could see shapes, shadows... He blinked several times to focus his vision and finally exhaled. "Fire and ashes..." he breathed, a common expression in Drakeport. His shoulders and back slouched somewhat and his lips curled up into a smile. He remembered now that Kat wanted to taste him.

He reached out and affectionately rubbed one of the bard's triangular ears. "I wouldn't want either you or Butterfly to feel left out." He looked down at elf whose legs still clung to him and caressed her stomach, still tense from the power of her twin orgasms. "Would you like to share with Melody? Or would you prefer to take a break and watch?"
 
Lexy couldn't form a fluid sentence if her life depended on it. She was vaguely aware of Kat's little kiss on her cheek, the smell of Lexy's arousal still on her lips. Scully withdrew suddenly drawing a gasp from the little druid. She felt so empty now after being so full. Scully was talking to her though, but she simply smiled contently and shook her head. No, she was finished now, happy to lie here and bask in her slowly abating orgasms. Kat obviously desired it more, besides it would be too many new experiences in one night.
She half opened her eyes again, just to watch though.
 
The feline simply pounced the rogue. She even let out a soft little growl as she bounded up, grasping at his shoulders and forcing him onto his haunches. Those amber orbs sparkled briefly as she hovered on her knees before him, though just as swiftly as she had moved before she attacked. That lithesome frame slithered forth, onto her hands and knees before simply sliding onto her stomach before Scully. She urged his thighs apart to make room for her, delicate hands sought that shaft as her nostrils flared.

“Mmm, dripping in that sweet release;” She said in a somewhat admiring tone, though she did not linger for long. Those plush lips parted and she drew him into her mouth, allowing that rough tongue to drift out over the underside of his head. Kat’s hands were fast upon that shaft, her grip firm and sure as she began to stroke him from base to tip, her fingers bumping against her lips with each stroke. She had him with her grasp, within her mouth securely, that tail thumping heavily behind her. There were no more heated words, no more teases, only a firm, hard stroke and a needing suckle upon his head. She even tilted her head back slightly, enough to peer up at his handsome visage with those slitted amber pools. Everything was forgotten but this moment, that thick head in her mouth, the taste of Lexy’s sweet nectar and the dribble of something salty and delicious. Kat moaned against him, her hand an ebon blur as she increased the pace and offered a teasing rake of surprisingly sharp fangs; not enough to hurt or even draw blood, but just enough to let him know that they were there.
 
The sensation for Scully was at once familiar and new. The feel of a soft hand, but with silky fur. The warmth of a woman's mouth, but with a rough tongue and sharp teeth. He met her eyes only briefly before his head fell back and he looked up at the ceiling. He was already so close from the hard fucking he had just given the two women that it took only a minute before a loud, appreciative groan rolled out of his throat and he fired one spurt after another of his hot seed into Kat's mouth. His hips gave little jerks with each shot and after the last one his whole body shuddered.

He didn't bother to see if Kat was the type to swallow. He just eased himself out of her grasp and laid down on the bed. Looking at Lexy beside him and Kat over him he laughed and wiped the sheen of sweat from his face. "All of a sudden, leaving Drakeport seems like the best thing to ever happen to me."
 
Eagerly she waited his release. Never did she relent, not that she had to urge the rogue much. She felt that rigid head swell and his shaft literally swell within her grasp before the white-hot volley burst forth. Kat moaned appreciatively as she felt the release, not once, not twice, ah she lost could. She ceased to move her head as she collected his release, her lips pursing tightly as her throat constricted and she swallowed heavily. A thundering purr came from her throat as Scully drew back without another word, collapsing onto the bed beside the elf. Kat savored the taste of Scully’s release, mixed with a hint of the elf’s sweetness and her own spicy taste. It made a delicious combination, one Kat rather enjoyed and one she hoped to taste again. She licked at her lips, literally smacking them before she released a deep, husky laugh.

“What a way to start a new chapter in your life, hm?” Kat said smugly, easing herself down onto her side. She slid comfortably beside Scully, draping one arm lazily over him as a hand played across his chest. One ear perked towards Lexy as she laughed gently, tracing the definition of his chest as she gaze Scully a side long glance. “I think we broke her…”
 
Seeing the two of them together brought Lexy awake a bit more, lifting her head to watch as Scully poured himself into Kat's waiting mouth. That naughty voice in the back of her mind said, 'Now that's something I've got to try...' Scully flopped down beside her, and Kat followed him. As they got settled, she moved to rest her head on his shoulder, snuggling close and gazing at Kat with a sweet smile. She could hear his heart, still beating hard from their excursions. "If this is broke, don't fix me..." she whispered, her voice needing a rest from all that screaming.
 
Scully couldn't help the throaty laugh that escaped at Kat and Lexy's comments. His heart rate was finally starting to slow down. He knew he had a lot of stamina, but bringing two women to three orgasms before finally releasing was beyond what he imagined he was capable of. This would require further investigation.

He propped himself up on his elbows and wiped another mist of sweat from his face, which was still flushed from his exertion. His braided ponytail had started to come loose and several wisps of his were now plastered to his face. "As soon as I get my second wind, I should probably go downstairs and see what's going on." There was a note of reluctance in his voice. He lowered himself back to the bed as if just giving up on the idea of sitting up straight. He slid his arms underneath the two women and pulled them closer, enjoying the warmth of their bodies.

"Until then... this is nice. I certainly wouldn't mind having another go at this. After all, I used to be a burglar. I'm up late at night and I enjoy getting into hidden places."
 
“We’ll just have to try harder,” Kat murmured softly beside Scully, drawing herself flush against him once he settled back down. She made no note of his thoughts on going back down, for the moment she was quiet content to remain here with her newfound lovers. Her hand remained upon his chest, playing against his muscles, ruffling the hair lightly. One ear twitched and perked as he continued, another little slip of his past he tried to keep so well hidden. But at a moment like this it would be hard to remain so closed off, even if he had admitted much before. Kat lifted her head and placed a kiss upon his shoulder before nuzzling her silken cheek against his flesh.

“I’m sure all is fine. Though it can’t be better than up here,” She sighed lightly before letting herself rest completely, the only sound that constant rumble of a purr from her chest and the occasional thump of her tail as it hit the sheets. “Do you plan on taking up the mantle now that you are here…You seemed far too skilled to be a simple footpad...” Kat said softly, almost lazily.
 
Like Kat, Lexy resumed her cuddled position as Scully settled once more and chuckled at his little joke. "This is nice." she agreed. "Besides, I want to clean up before going downstairs, this place got a bathing room?" she wondered aloud. She did also think about Tarik, down their somewhere, probably cheering on a room to drink all they could. She smiled softly as that thought turned to a naughtier side, as she wondered what would have happened had Tarik joined them. He was certainly large.....
 
Scully's grin slipped away at Kat's question of whether or not he intended to continue his old trade. He had a very specific skill set, one that didn't present a lot of opportunities for a legal income. He was an expert burglar, capable of sneaking into a secure location and making off with anything valuable that wasn't nailed down and getting back out with no one the wiser until it was too late. He was a skilled pickpocket and quite good at navigating the rooftops of a city where the guards couldn't see him.

"I... hadn't really thought about it until our little group formed. I mean... what else can I do?" Prior to leaving Drakeport, Scully had always just assumed that his lot in life was to be a thief. He was the son of a whore, an orphan, and had spent most of his life in the company of other thieves. And even if his past didn't matter, he had no skills that wouldn't be frowned upon by the city watch.

"I told that joke about us all becoming adventurers," he muttered thoughtfully. "But maybe... Do you think we could make that work? I'm a city boy, I admit. But maybe getting out of the city for a while would be good for me. Pick locks on treasure chests instead of jewelry boxes, look secret passages in old ruins instead of the fake book the man of the house hides his stash in, put a knife in the back of a monster that's trying to kill me instead of a half-orc mercenary who's being paid to kill me..."

On that note, he couldn't stop himself from glancing down at the scar on his shaft. "In fact..." He moved a hand and lifted his phallus to show the girls the scar. "Looking at this makes me think it might be time to apply my skills to something other than run-of-the-mill thievery. I got this a few years ago.

"Right around the time Thrask was taking control of the guild, he poisoned a goblet of wine to kill one of his rivals. It was at a big dinner in the guildhouse, and I was sitting next to the target. Grabbed his goblet by mistake for a toast and downed the whole thing. Put me down for two weeks.

"I lived, obviously, but the poison did some serious damage to my liver. That's why I don't drink anymore." He brushed the tattoo on his neck, craning his head so the girls could see. "I got this to mark the occasion. Scully the Snake, survived a poisoning. That and my reputation for smooth talking."

He cleared his throat and looked back up at the ceiling. "Anyway, Thrask figured at that point I was a tough son of a bitch and tried to leverage that and my new reputation to challenge the rival Black Sparrows guild to a turf war. The Sparrow are all nasty pieces of work. Before that, the Night Candles just left them alone and they paid us no mind.

"I went to their territory with my friends Bran and Creed. Didn't go well. We got separated at one point and I ended up pinned by three Sparrows, one of whom opened my trousers and slashed my cock. Told me he was going to cut it to ribbons before just chopping it off and sending me back to Thrask as a warning." He shuddered slightly at the memory. He had never been so afraid in his life, and wouldn't be again until he learned that Thrask wanted him dead. "Fortunately, Creed showed up at that moment and threw a knife into the bastard's eye, gave us time enough to escape."

At that, Scully looked first to Lexy then Kat. "Creed was the only one in the guild as good a shot as me. We were all pretty spooked by that incident and never tangled with the Black Sparrows again. Creed eventually left the guild... Thrask had him killed two months after that."
 
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Kat listened to the rogue’s words, her ear occasionally twitching as it was want to do. This was not a new position for the catfolk, resting in a lover’s arms; though having such a profound conversation was. Kat herself rarely sought more out of such moments than the pleasures it brought, to herself and her lovers to be. She had to admit though that these two seemed to be a special case; it was rare to meet someone with an impressive set of skills, even if they were used for ill. It was clear to Kat that from the way he spoke he simply never knew another way, yet before she could even offer an alternative Scully went on and found one himself. Kat smiled to herself at that, sometimes one just needed a little nudge in the right direction to see the right path that lay before them.

Under his own accord did the rogue continue, revealing much more to the past than she thought he would. She listened intently, turning her gaze to the visible scar slashed crudely across his limp girth. Her ears folded flush against her short mane as he continued, an obvious look of discomfort and sorrow drifting across her face. Only as he finished his tale did Kat rise, pushing herself up to her hands as she leaned over him.

“I believe there is more to you than you know,” She said as she peered down at him, those amber orbs dancing with light. “The Dawnflower sent me here for a reason. I believe one reason was to find you and show you there is more to life than simple thieving and getting by hand to mouth. Perhaps you will even had a song written after you…Scully the Snake, hm?” She leaned down to touch her nose to his for a brief moment, the tip slightly cool while her breath was warm. “And one day you will find this Thrask once again and put an end to him. Those that cannot be redeemed should be dealt with swiftly…” Only then did she push up from him and simply roll off the bed onto her feet. Her back arched and she stretched with a loud yawn, her arms curling over her head.

“Mmm, I think there is an adjoining room, my sweet butterfly;” Kat said idly while she stretched her lithesome frame, bending at the waist and touching her toes as her tail curled above her head.
 
Lexy was oddly quiet as Scully told his tale. Certainly not what she had expected after such a passionate act. She reminded herself that a Druid should remain neutral about the affairs of outsiders, yet she couldn't help but feel compassion for the man who had made such love to her. She sat up finally as he finished and waited for Kat to finish her words of encouragement before she spoke her own.

"Adventuring can be very dangerous. Many places have traps and monsters, and a steathier approach will be more beneficial than a forward assault. We will need you Scully... I will feel better with you behind me.." the last sentence caused a sly smile to appear on her face as she realised just what that sounded like. Instead of correcting herself, she just winked.

She looked up at Kat and then gazed over to the door, that she hadn't even noticed, but then she had had better things on her mind. "Does anyone want to use it first or can I enter first?" she asked politely.
 
Scully openly scoffed at Kat's remark about finding and killing Thrask. He was about to say something when Lexy spoke to him. He smiled at her innuendo and winked back at her. "I'd be happy to watch your back, Butterfly. You can go first. It's going to take more than sex to get the smell of leather and chimney smoke out of me, so I don't think waiting a few minutes will kill me."

With his two lovers now standing, he got of bed himself and began gathering his clothes. He looked over at Kat, admiring her body as she stretched out. "As for Thrask, that will happen on the day the gods descend from the heavens and give me an airship powered by orgasms. I came her to put an ocean between me and that madman, and I intend to keep it that. Thrask will die by his own sword eventually.... Maybe literally."
 
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