swinging

[Docgtvt]

i was wondering if others here are bona fide swingers. my wife and i started swinging about six months after she moved in with me, and we have enjoyed it for the past ten years. we don't swing too much lately, but i guess thats just because we are very picky.
to date, we have been with about 50 couples, five single women and three single men, with only two bad experiences.
curious to hear from others on the matter.

 

[Docgtvt]

also, how many posts does it take until i'm no longer considered a "virgin" in the bb?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Originally posted by Docgtvt to date, we have been with about 50 couples

wowwww ... that's a lot of couples doc .. it only takes 30 posts here to lose your virgin status .. not 50 lol

.. and you weren't by any chance talking bout swing dancing were you? lol

 

[Guest]

.. and you weren't by any chance talking bout swing dancing were you? lol

Hmmm... I think that would be more like square dancing,"Change your partner doesy, doe..."

Wouldn't square dancing be an ironic name for spouse swapping.

 

[Docgtvt]

ahhhhh but, do "squares" swap?

 

[Maniac]

I've never done any swinging, but I have been interested in giving it a try. I wouldn't know how to approach the subject with a couple. Any pointers Doc?

 

[Docgtvt]

maniac...get yourself a copy of one of the many swingers publications and answer or place an ad

 

[Rosebud]

http://www.funnygreetings.com/weege82/guyinhammock_palmtrees_sleeping_md_wht.gif
i am sorry i thought that this was the hammock club....

actually my hubby and i have talked about bringing a third into the relationship a couple of times. but we haven't.

 

[Endlessly]

Yanno, I honestly don't think there's one swinging couple in all of Montana?

We are ONE sexually-repressed state.

 

[dancinvixen]

End, are you sure that it's sexually repressed and not sexually depressed??? <g>

 

[Endlessly]

*smirks at vixen*

I'm guessing a little from column A, a little from column B..

 

[Lasher]

Slow Down, I didn't quite catch that...

...get yourself a copy of one of the many swingers publications and answer or place an ad

Ya know, if you're gonna use all this technical jargon it's gonna go right over everone's heads.

Maybe you could explain that in Layman's terms... (And just how funny is the word "Layman" on a sex site, btw...)

 

[Maniac]

Rosebud, if y'all ever decide to go through with it give me a call and we can become swingers together.

 

[Thumper]

End...didn't they change Montana's nickname from "Big Sky Country" to "Big Psycho Country" after the Ted Kacinski thing and other stuff????

hehehehe

 

[Endlessly]

Land of the freemen, home of the unabomber..

Somethin' like that, thumper. *grin*

 

[Docgtvt]

how in the name of soupy sales did we get from swinging to the unabomber???

 

[Thumper]

Doc...threads just sorta swing that way around here!

HARHARHARHAR

Ted shoulda used exploding sheep....and Soupy Sales references belong in another thread

 

[Endlessly]

My maniacal Montanan influence, doc. How else?

*cackle*

 

[Never]

Exploding trucks Thumper..

 

[Never]

*Just became Really, really experianced with the words 'Exploding trucks Thumper' *

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I learned to much about so little I now know everything about nothing.

 

[Thumper]

Musta been a Ford then...

 

[Never]

Eh?
Ever notice how all the Ford jingles are sexual in nature. I mean 'Like a Rock.' or 'Have you driven a Ford lately?'
Or am I just imagining things?
Any way...
'Good to the Last Drop.'
'The Best Part of Waking Up..'

Hmmm, can anyone else think of some?

 

[Thumper]

Um....er...

Um...."Like a Rock"...that was a Chevy ad....

 

[Endlessly]

I don't know if all of you people have a fast-food restaurant called Taco John's, but they advretise this thing called the meet and potato burrito, and the catch phrase for it is this:

"Try Taco John's meat and potato burrito: the BEEFY way to get your oles."

And there's a vacuum cleaner in the comercial and everything.. It's sooooo pornographic. *nod nod*

 

[Never]

Yeah, yeah, and next you'll tell me 'reach out and touch someone' isn't the motto for the National Porn Operators of America.