Swimming In Your Ocean

[AvoidingRealWork]

I was looking through CDs I bought while in high school, and came across Crash Test Dummies, God Shuffled His Feet. I love the lyrics to Swimming in Your Ocean... great bit of amusing, semi-erotic verse. I can relate to it:

"When I kneel before your bounty
Sometimes I wonder if there could be really
UFOs that come from other planets"

I love the phrase "kneel before your bounty." I can't think of a more poetic, romantic euphemism for carpet munching .

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[fieryjen]

I was looking through CDs I bought while in high school, and came across Crash Test Dummies, God Shuffled His Feet. I love the lyrics to Swimming in Your Ocean... great bit of amusing, semi-erotic verse. I can relate to it:

"When I kneel before your bounty
Sometimes I wonder if there could be really
UFOs that come from other planets"

I love the phrase "kneel before your bounty." I can't think of a more poetic, romantic euphemism for carpet munching .

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Jeez dude, you're starting threads like you get paid for it!

But you're right, it's a nice little euphemism.

 

[glynndah]

Jeez dude, you're starting threads like you get paid for it!

But you're right, it's a nice little euphemism.

And yet he still doesn't have 100. You should hang around a little bit, sweetie.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I've always liked that specific album. There's the well known " Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school . . ." and my personal favourite is " The psychic."

The problem with "Swimming in your ocean", is that I don't really want to know about how ponderingly distracted someone can get while they're fucking someone else . . . Who wants to think about UFO's if they're making love?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I was looking through CDs I bought while in high school, and came across Crash Test Dummies, God Shuffled His Feet. I love the lyrics to Swimming in Your Ocean... great bit of amusing, semi-erotic verse. I can relate to it:

"When I kneel before your bounty
Sometimes I wonder if there could be really
UFOs that come from other planets"

I love the phrase "kneel before your bounty." I can't think of a more poetic, romantic euphemism for carpet munching .

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How do you know it isn't sucking a cock?

 

[Guest]

Carpet Munching?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Carpet Munching?

What I'm named for, and my favorite subjet.

 

[fieryjen]

What I'm named for, and my favorite subjet.

But... what if there is no carpet?

 

[Guest]

But... what if there is no carpet?

Just spit out my rum and coke.

Naughty jen! Naughty!

 

[Boxlicker101]

But... what if there is no carpet?

Oh, I'll write about it anyhow.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

But... what if there is no carpet?

I believe that is called "polishing the floorboards"

 

[fieryjen]

Just spit out my rum and coke.

Naughty jen! Naughty!

Well, I'm having personal concerns here.

Don't waste the rum and coke though!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Carpet Munching?

I was trying to think of an unromantic euphemism.

I personally can't stand that term.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I believe that is called "polishing the floorboards"

I was going to say something like "licking the floor tile."

 

[fieryjen]

I believe that is called "polishing the floorboards"

Aaaahahahaha!

Sorry, I don't know why I think it's so funny... but it is.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I was going to say something like "licking the floor tile."

*snerk*

<--all linoleum...

 

[The_Fool]

shaking my head and laughing

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

How do you know it isn't sucking a cock?

"Bounty" evokes images of agrarian fertility, which in tern evokes feminine sexuality.

And, you have, later in the song:

"I wonder if my seed will find purchase in your soil," continuing the metaphor.

 

[glynndah]

"Bounty" evokes images of agrarian fertility, which in tern evokes feminine sexuality.

And, you have, later in the song:

"I wonder if my seed will find purchase in your soil," continuing the metaphor.

"Hey, I washed, mister!" she said indignantly, hands on hips.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Jeez dude, you're starting threads like you get paid for it!

I'll prove my intentions are noble by stopping at 99 posts and staying there for a week.

 

[Guest]

I was trying to think of an unromantic euphemism.

I personally can't stand that term.

Makes me think of the TV show the Rugrats for some reason.

Ick.

 

[The_Fool]

"Hey, I washed, mister!" she said indignantly, hands on hips.

Did you have help?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Makes me think of the TV show the Rugrats for some reason.

Ick.

okay, thanks for THAT image now...

my eyes! my eyes!

 

[glynndah]

I'll prove my intentions are noble by stopping at 99 posts and staying there for a week.

No. Stopping's no fun. We want more, more, more. :smiliethingie:

 

[glynndah]

Did you have help?

Only with the dirty bits.