Sweetheart, I've this...Fetish....

[3113]

And now that I've got your attention... Lit has certainly broadened my horizons on the topic of fetishes. I used to think a guy obsessing over a woman's feet was the height of fetishism, but I've since been introduced to tree-lovers, guys who want their dogs to join in, and men who dream of returning to the womb

I've never been with a lover who admitted to me that they had some weird sort of fetish and I'm curious now about how someone might confess it and get a lover to go along with it. This is, after all, what erotic stories are all about: that magic we all want to happen where one person meets that perfect someone who is not only their erotic dream, but will give them exactly what they want sexually, no matter how bizarre.

It's also, I suppose, the blessing of our modern age. It was likely a little difficult in times past when most folk didn't journey more than five miles from where they were born to find someone who fit specifications. But now we've got the biggest, global search engine anywhere. And much of what was considered taboo is becoming ho-hum. Somewhere on this planet there's sure to be a man/woman with a houseplant that they're willing to share with you, if that's what you're into. And there are plenty of legal, open dungeons to be found where someone will be happy to do all kinds of naughty things to you.

But there still has to be those who go on dates and spring surprises on their new boyfriend/girlfriend. And I don't mean "I want to wear your shoes," or "I want to be handcuffed," which is, by now, pretty tame and not likely to freak out that new boyfriend/girlfriend unless you met them in church. I'm talking about the one where your lover wants you to dress up like a chicken and cluck.

For those of you willing to share...what's the strangest fetish you've had to deal with? One that was nominally legal and between consenting adults, of course. Or, alternately, what's the strangest thing you've heard about one person asking another to do, and how did the other person handle it? Was romance possible, even sexual enjoyment, or was it a deal breaker? Do you know of any people who, sadly, have been rejected for their odd desires and never yet found love and acceptance?

 

[NoJo]

I remember images of Unbirthing, in Gulliver's Travels (with the servant girls of Brobdignag), and in the drawings of R. Crumb. But I wouldn't describe it as a fetish -- you just don't get big enough cunts to indulge it.

So, without going into the Freudean "Totem and Taboo" definition, I'm assuming you simply mean "Kinky practice"?

In which case, I'm too embarrassed to answer

 

[Stella_Omega]

I had one young man describe his fetish-- being forced to eat hot peppers, having them rubbed onto his face and chest, possibly with the sole of an high-heeled shoe.

My imagination, of course, went quickly south-- but evidently, no... just the upper body... That, to me, made the whole thing a little weird.

 

[cloudy]

The only fetish I've run into is this guy I briefly dated who had a smoking fetish. Fortunately, I smoke, so it wasn't a lot of effort to indulge him by smoking while wearing very red lipstick.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have never heard anyone else's fetishes but my own boggling around in my head.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have never heard anyone else's fetishes but my own boggling around in my head.

So are you going to share?

 

[Xelebes]

But there still has to be those who go on dates and spring surprises on their new boyfriend/girlfriend. And I don't mean "I want to wear your shoes," or "I want to be handcuffed," which is, by now, pretty tame and not likely to freak out that new boyfriend/girlfriend unless you met them in church. I'm talking about the one where your lover wants you to dress up like a chicken and cluck.

I have a friend who likes to dress as a lizard during sex. Furries are fun.

 

[LoquaciousLady]

The only fetish I've run into is this guy I briefly dated who had a smoking fetish. Fortunately, I smoke, so it wasn't a lot of effort to indulge him by smoking while wearing very red lipstick.

That's not so bad. The smoking fetishist I've knows was a little more - into it than that. He wanted me to take a drag and exhale...err, onto his naughty bits. Still not horrible but a little off kilter for me.

Honestly, though, that was one of the tamer fetishes I've dealt with. There was a period of about eight years in my young adulthood where I had some sort of weirdo magnet or something. Furries, a guy with a Star Trek fetish (we couldn't be intimate without me pretending to be Dr. Crusher! Yowza!), strapping lines, you name it. There are some real odd people in this world. I hold, though, that the jello anthropomorph fetishists take the cake for harmless but bizarre.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

So are you going to share?

Well I have some stories posted with tentacle monsters in there, as well as a few incest stories. I also have a craving for tying a woman up, bending her over a sink, spanking her...

If I think of any others I will let you know

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well I have some stories posted with tentacle monsters in there, as well as a few incest stories. I also have a craving for tying a woman up, bending her over a sink, spanking her...

If I think of any others I will let you know

Tentacles is good!

In my mad scientist moments, I've thought about how to build an animated and functional tentacle monster sex device...

 

[DeeZire]

Would tall women qualify as a fetish? Every time I see one, a get all weak in the knees and stuff. Needless to say, I can't go to women's basketball games.

 

[3113]

The only fetish I've run into is this guy I briefly dated who had a smoking fetish. Fortunately, I smoke, so it wasn't a lot of effort to indulge him by smoking while wearing very red lipstick.

Sexy, if not entirely healthy. Did you leave red lipstick all over the cigarette butt? I assume that was part of the fetish as in old movies there's always those sexy lipstick traces on cigarettes and coffee cups.

a guy with a Star Trek fetish (we couldn't be intimate without me pretending to be Dr. Crusher! Yowza!)

ROFLMAO! Oh, my. Well, I suppose that's better than some other ST characters, though poor Dr. C never had any good lines. I hope this guy wasn't playing Wesley while you were embodying this role; THAT would have been disturbing.

strapping lines

Que?

 

[3113]

Would tall women qualify as a fetish? Every time I see one, a get all weak in the knees and stuff. Needless to say, I can't go to women's basketball games.

A fetish, yes, but we're talking about ones that you ask your partner to help you with. If you haven't asked a woman to walk on stilts and dribble a basketball, then it really doesn't qualify.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't think any of my fetishes are all that far out there. My story, Ask and Ye Shall Recieve, is about a man approaching his wife concerning his fetish. He wants her to use a strap-on with him.

 

[LoquaciousLady]

ROFLMAO! Oh, my. Well, I suppose that's better than some other ST characters, though poor Dr. C never had any good lines. I hope this guy wasn't playing Wesley while you were embodying this role; THAT would have been disturbing.


Que?

I might have been able to get into the Trek thing if he'd looked anything at all like Patrick Stewart. Alas, 'twas not to be. He wanted to play Data (the android!?!) which is in some ways more disturbing than Wesley.

Oh, and strapping lines are when you have a group of people lined up facing one another, all wielding belts, while one person runs naked through the middle. Running the gauntlet. I fail to comprehend how anybody can get a sexual charge out of this but like I said, I also fail to understand the sexual appeal of Bill Cosby's dessert taking on human form. Meanwhile, I know for a fact that there are people out there that shudder at my own kinks. I guess it takes all kinds: cherry and lemon and lime and even the kind with the fruit suspended in the middle

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Tentacles is good!

In my mad scientist moments, I've thought about how to build an animated and functional tentacle monster sex device...

Tentacles are o.k. for a start but if you wish, I'll email you an article by a mollusc-ologist bemoaning the lack of imagination surrounding them. That got me thinking (or whatever deranged cerebral activity you want to call it) and I'm going to work up a sci-fi novel that will have humans unable to resist interbreeding with giant, warm-blooded nudibranchs.

 

[NoJo]

There was this totally cool, utterly insane author that posted here about four or five years ago, whose every story was about ballooons. She was completely fixated by them. I think she may have been Japanese. I was a little obsessed by her, but I'm a sucker for insane.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Tentacles are o.k. for a start but if you wish, I'll email you an article by a mollusc-ologist bemoaning the lack of imagination surrounding them. That got me thinking (or whatever deranged cerebral activity you want to call it) and I'm going to work up a sci-fi novel that will have humans unable to resist interbreeding with giant, warm-blooded nudibranchs.

You can't be warm blooded and a nudibranch at the same time... I just don't see how you can.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Different planet, different ecosystems. These live in trees the size of redwoods and are about human mass. Yes, I know it's nuts.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Different planet, different ecosystems. These live in trees the size of redwoods and are about human mass. Yes, I know it's nuts.

Okay, so they're pseudo-nudibranches. Nudibranchoids.
Try saying both of those out loud.

Shouldn't this threadjack be on that other thread?

 

[fifty5]

Sorry, luv, but I've only been with folk who wanted to cum in a pretty vanilla way.

For myself, the closest I get is preferring natural, untrimmed under-arm and crotch hair. Not that depilation/shaving turns me off, just that a natural bush turns me on.

It takes something away from almost all porn videos I've seen. (Oh - and so not finger nails like shovels!)

 

[cantdog]

Sorry, luv, but I've only been with folk who wanted to cum in a pretty vanilla way.

For myself, the closest I get is preferring natural, untrimmed under-arm and crotch hair. Not that depilation/shaving turns me off, just that a natural bush turns me on.

It takes something away from almost all porn videos I've seen. (Oh - and so not finger nails like shovels!)

The fingernails are a squick, aren't they?

It makes me gravitate toward 'amateur' porn. At least those women don't want those claws on, for sex. I'm not otherwise much of an amateur sort of fan, but I have an aversion to the mega-nails.

meh.

 

[Darkniciad]

There was this totally cool, utterly insane author that posted here about four or five years ago, whose every story was about ballooons. She was completely fixated by them. I think she may have been Japanese. I was a little obsessed by her, but I'm a sucker for insane.

Baloons are a widespread enough fetish that any savvy cam model keeps a pack of them lying next to her toys with the whipped cream and baby oil. Some want rubbing. Some want baloon animals doing things. Some want the baloons popped.

Edit to add: No, this is not my kink *laugh* Sounds like that reading it. I've just heard about everything in my years, and baloonies always seem to spark stories in models that they have to tell.

 

[neonlyte]

Under where...

 

[human_male]

I'm talking about the one where your lover wants you to dress up like a chicken and cluck.

With me it's Klingon costume. If she puts on a Klingon costume I'm putty in her hands.