Sweet, Sensual, Smart and Single ... what a Shame!

[CheekyLady]

Anyone agree with the above? Are you a man who might share those traits with me? Then by all means, please read on!

I'm somewhat of an idealist. I want to believe that one day the plain looking and exceptionally imaginative Heroine of my story, you know, the chubby geek girl next-door with that amazing smile and those ugly wire framed glasses, will meet her perfect match. A man who is kind and patient, with a sharp witt and a big heart. Maybe he will think her cute, maybe only be intrigued by her intellect, but there will be at least something, something about her that makes him curious to find out more. And as time passes, as they get to know each other better, he may yet gain glimpses of hidden passions and the deeply sensual woman under the surface, with a beautiful mind, a charming personality, a restless and fragile heart.

They will make each other feel like having finally arrived and having found their safe haven on life's stormy seas. She will be warmth and shelter to him, the source of copassionate support and unconditional love with a glowing desire for his presence and every touch. They will make each other feel safe and wanted, accepted and cared for despite their flaws. And when life gets rough they will still hold onto each other with a love that endures and desire that is awakened every day anew, somedays through tender kisses and caresses, and through flaring passions on others. They will share their joy, chuckle at eachothers jokes, may they be ever so lame and kiss away each others tears. Hold each other through gloomy nights and dance to upbeat music together on light-hearted evenings, curl up under thick, fluffy blankets on cold winter nights.

Add a bunch of offspring to the above and it sounds like a decent happy ending to me. Or will it be just the beginning of another, even more adventurous and exciting story? What do you think?

I'd like to think my Heroine deserves a happy ending to her very own story. And knowing just how stubborn she can be, I don't think there is much chance of compromising for any less.

Ladies and most of all Gentlemen, I am ready for my match to fall madly in love with me!

And while I wait for that miracle to happen, I'd like to get to know you better. Yes, I do mean you, the person with such amazing endurance and patience and maybe even a hint of curiosity who has read my rambling post to the end.

I'm looking forward to hear from you.

ChL

 

[Sweet_Ga_Boi]

you seem like a really cool women... i would llike to get to knowa lil bit more about u

 

[Dark1ord6669]

I don't know about the smart bit, but I fit the rest of the bill ok

You've given us some broad strokes of what you'd like, but anything more specific that you're after? Age range, location, blood type, etc.

Well here's a to hoping your perfect match lands right in here.

 

[CheekyLady]

I don't know about the smart bit, but I fit the rest of the bill ok

You've given us some broad strokes of what you'd like, but anything more specific that you're after? Age range, location, blood type, etc.

Well here's a to hoping your perfect match lands right in here.

Thank you for the rose and your kind words.

Age range: 20s to early 30s.

Location: negotiatable but preferably Central-Europe.

Blood type: I'm A, Rh -. So Rh - would be nice, but since I wouldn't want to exclude 85% of potentially interested men I'm willing to vote for a profilaxis if any child should happen to be Rh+ as well.

As for etc.:

anything more specific that you're after?

Please feel free to ask any kind of questions. I will answer them honestly, with respect to my privacy and anonymity.

At least for the time being.

ChL

 

[Dark1ord6669]

See already I'm disqualified.

Age? Check I'm 22

Location? Failed. Los Angeles

Blood type: I don't even know >.>

But I am good at doing the /bump!

More generlizations never hurt though, anything more private should go to PMs though

 

[CheekyLady]

See already I'm disqualified.

Age? Check I'm 22

Location? Failed. Los Angeles

Blood type: I don't even know >.>

But I am good at doing the /bump!

More generlizations never hurt though, anything more private should go to PMs though

for such an enthusiastic bumper.

Thanks for the hint. I'll keep it in mind.

 

[CheekyLady]

I'm patient, did I mention?

A wonderful weekend to all of you and a happy bump for me.

 

[RocknRoll]

Age range: 20.

Location: UK.

IQ: unmesurable (well its over 140, and this is not a crappy online test... so does that count as smart?)

Useless factlets: trained counsilor, at uni studying international realtions, cynic, enjoys cider and vodka, cuddling, giving, si fi, prefers more rounded women over stick insects , erm...

well ask any Qs! lol

 

[Dark1ord6669]

Well it's hard not to bump such a well writen ad. In any event maybe you'll make some new friends out of the deal... which might be best, since those always make the best lovers. (And tend to last longer in a real relationship anyways)

 

[CheekyLady]

Age range: 20.

Location: UK.

IQ: unmesurable (well its over 140, and this is not a crappy online test... so does that count as smart?)

Useless factlets: trained counsilor, at uni studying international realtions, cynic, enjoys cider and vodka, cuddling, giving, si fi, prefers more rounded women over stick insects , erm...

well ask any Qs! lol

Hm ... what about blood type?

 

[RocknRoll]

Hm ... what about blood type?

off the top of my head I dont know... and as of yet have had no reason to know... but if pushed I could probably find out...

 

[CheekyLady]

off the top of my head I dont know... and as of yet have had no reason to know... but if pushed I could probably find out...

Just what kind of pushing do you have in mind ... hmmm?

 

[RocknRoll]

Just what kind of pushing do you have in mind ... hmmm?

well depends on what you have to push with my dear

 

[CheekyLady]

well depends on what you have to push with my dear

I believe to have detected an attractive target.

I personally prefer hand-made presents. And of course understand that giving can be as fun as recieving at times.

 

[RocknRoll]

I believe to have detected an attractive target.

I personally prefer hand-made presents. And of course understand that giving can be as fun as recieving at times.

dare I ask what you are planning on doing to this target?

and lets see... what can i give you thats hand made...

hmmmm

well I could either give you some rubbishy papery thing or an orgasam (hand made by me)

 

[CheekyLady]

Happy new week starting bump.

 

[pirraent]

Happy new week starting bump.

And a happy new week to you to

 

[CheekyLady]

dare I ask what you are planning on doing to this target?

Yes, you may. Though I'm not likely to answer. I don't spank and tell.

 

[pirraent]

Yes, you may. Though I'm not likely to answer. I don't spank and tell.

Oh Please, do tell, do tell

 

[CheekyLady]

Oh Please, do tell, do tell

I trust you imagination completely.

 

[pirraent]

I trust you imagination completely.

LOL That is a dark place.

 

[redlorry]

ruled out by age other than that I met all the criteria (well almost)

location GB

blood type O

age range not even close

c'est la vie

hope you find what you are looking for

 

[CheekyLady]

ruled out by age other than that I met all the criteria (well almost)

location GB

blood type O

age range not even close

c'est la vie

hope you find what you are looking for

Thank you. I wish you the same.

 

[RocknRoll]

Yes, you may. Though I'm not likely to answer. I don't spank and tell.

well if you fulfil everything Im looking for then you can spank me morning noon and night

just dont expect me to tell you what I want... self fulling phropercy and all

I just want to see who you are and if I like that

 

[Tuomas]

They will make each other feel like having finally arrived and having found their safe haven on life's stormy seas. She will be warmth and shelter to him, the source of copassionate support and unconditional love with a glowing desire for his presence and every touch. They will make each other feel safe and wanted, accepted and cared for despite their flaws. And when life gets rough they will still hold onto each other with a love that endures and desire that is awakened every day anew, somedays through tender kisses and caresses, and through flaring passions on others. They will share their joy, chuckle at eachothers jokes, may they be ever so lame and kiss away each others tears. Hold each other through gloomy nights and dance to upbeat music together on light-hearted evenings, curl up under thick, fluffy blankets on cold winter nights.

Add a bunch of offspring to the above and it sounds like a decent happy ending to me. Or will it be just the beginning of another, even more adventurous and exciting story? What do you think?

Awww, I think it's cute. I am sooo going to steal that

You seem too smart and nice to be hanging around here ...

And I usually don't like Alanis, but that song is kind of neat

Oh, and I'm A- and proud of it