Sweet Patootie

[Dillinger]

I don't even know exactly what a sweet patootie is, but I've always wanted one.

Who wants to be my sweet patootie?

 

[Silverlily]

Sorry darlin', even for you, patootie isn't something I can handle. It's right up there with sweet bippy.

 

[JazzManJim]

I don't know about just the sweet patoties, but there's this nice Chinese restaurant around the corner from me where you can get Sweet and Sour Patooties.

 

[Dillinger]

Aw Kitten Eyes - You've crushed the patootie of my heart!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Dilly pumpkin, its a southern saying referring to your ass. You already have a sweet patootie, if you'd like another well....we can discuss it.

Dawn

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks for the explaination, Georgia Girl. Now that I know what it is, I want YOUR sweet patootie!

 

[Guest]

Not your sweet patootie but

I can be your hot patootie.

"Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock and roll."

 

[Dillinger]

Oh yeah raindancer! Keep them patooties coming!

Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)
Rocky Horror Picture Show (sung by "Eddie")

Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowing on a rock `n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.


My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.


Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.

 

[Private Vasquez]

is that like a Bippy?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Thanks for the explaination, Georgia Girl. Now that I know what it is, I want YOUR sweet patootie!

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Dawn

 

[Dillinger]

I thought I did ask? *lol*

 

[marksgirl]

Of course I'll be Dill.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I am the loving of the sweet patooties all of the time that I am and I am thinking that the Dillinger who is the always the good friend of the Gnufi that I am the being is the willing to be the sharing of the sweet patooties of the hot sex babes of the Literotica with the big penis man that I am?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Oh yeah raindancer! Keep them patooties coming!

Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)
Rocky Horror Picture Show (sung by "Eddie")

Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowing on a rock `n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.


My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.


Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock `n roll.

now where is my rocky horror video??

 

[just pet]

Is the position still open? If so, where may I submit my CV?

 

[sunstruck]

Does my patootie qualify?

 

[Dillinger]

LINE 'EM UP! I'm rolling in Sweet Patootie heaven!

All patootie positions are just waiting to be filled...

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Uhmmmm, DIlly? Could you define patootie?

And as far as patootie positions, could you describe said positions for me? I'm a mite bit confused.

 

[Dillinger]

Well - I actually didn't know what a patootie was till Georgia Girl defined it above.

But now that I know its ass... position number one... coming up...

Bend over please...

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Eeeeeep! Hang on! Wasn't the adjective sweet used somewhere? Sweet ass? Aw fuck.

(Damn, I am in trouble here!)

 

[Dillinger]

BIG trouble, babe... *weg*