Sweden exports quality sperm to USA!

[Svenskaflicka]

It's true. They just reported this on the news.

Apparently, the American cow-farmers have focused too much on breeding cows with good looks, ( ) instead of caring about the health and stamina of the cows. This has led to infertility among American cows, and to calves dying very young.

To improve the gene pool, Californian farmers have begun to import bull sperm from Sweden, where the focus have been on breeding cows that are healthy, fertile, and give a lot of milk to their healthy, long-living offspring as well as to humans.

The report doesn't say what the Californians think of the attractiveness of these Swedish-American halfbreeds...

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Two nights ago I scanned a package labeled "Live bull semen."

I don't think it was international though.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[R. Richard]

It's true. They just reported this on the news.

The report doesn't say what the Californians think of the attractiveness of these Swedish-American halfbreeds...

Actually, a number of us have been attempting to export quality sperm back to Sweden, via hot looking Swedish blondes. The effort is a low-key, non-publicized thing, usually with the initial contacts usually carried out in a darkened bar. [Turnabout is fair play!]

 

[oggbashan]

UK Sperm donor crisis

The UK government changed the rules on sperm donors recently so that the offspring of donated sperm can identify their fathers once the offspring reaches the age of 18.

The result has been a catastrophic drop in the number of men willing to be sperm donors.

Imagine - if Og had been a sperm donor when he was young, under this new law he might be faced with the prospect of several hundred (or even thousand) people turning up on his doorstep saying 'Dad?'.

I don't think my wife would be too happy about being step-mom to an indefinite number of adult children.

Importing anonymous Swedish sperm seems an attractive alternative.

"Son, your mother has to tell you something..."

"Don't bother Mom. I knew you had used imported Swedish sperm as soon as I started sprouting horns from my head. Now they are six feet wide they're kinda hard to ignore..."

Og

 

[bronzeage]

Actually, a number of us have been attempting to export quality sperm back to Sweden, via hot looking Swedish blondes. The effort is a low-key, non-publicized thing, usually with the initial contacts usually carried out in a darkened bar. [Turnabout is fair play!]

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I haven't seen her around for a while. When everybody thought she was a spammer for asking for pic requests, I asked for Swedish meatballs. Sure enough, she PM'd me a pic of krotbuelles that made me hungry.

Sandra, if you still browse this miserable site,