Sweatiest Movie Ever Made

[Lasher]

It was about 88 degrees here in the Burgh today, which is just absolutely hot as balls for this time of year. But anyways, it got me thinking about this, it was a topic of discussion on a "Cheers" episode from like 12 years ago. So here goes....

What was the Sweatiest Movie Ever Made (each person is allowed one voter per post, btw!)?

My personal vote goes for "Body Heat" - did you see Ted Danson's fucking pit stains in that? And how William Hurt and Kathleen Turner were able to fuck in that damn heat I'll never know.

next?

 

[Earthgoddess]

My sweaty vote is for "Das Boot",(and since it is at least 90 degrees here in crabtown and our renovations have not gotten to the point of air conditioner installation)I personally feel like a german submarine may be cooler than our rowhome.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Lasher BAY-bee!

I think that you should write yet another screenplay (a sequel to "GIRTH" perhaps?), depicting the story of multitudes of dirty, sweaty people who are constantly, but unsuccessfully, struggling to rid themselves of all guck and grime and call it...what else but...


"LOOFAH!"


(Mmmmmmmkay......I'll just be silently letting myself out the back way now.)



[This message has been edited by Lovely Latina (edited 05-08-2000).]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Tie me up, tie me down!

Spanish film with antonio banderas and where you see the TRUE muff diver

da Chef

 

[Hullo_nurse]

My vote would have to be for Flashdance!!

Welding with that damned blowtorch; dancing til sweat is pouring off of you...

Top that one!!

 

[RonG]

My vote for sweatiest movie would go to Apocalypse Now for the Marlon Brando scenes. Marlon simply has more square footage of pores available as wellsprings. In fact, he could probably have eaten Jennifer Beals and Kathleen Turner. For old movies, the orchid room scenes with Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep are pretty impressive, but being in B&W, it may not be as impressive as the modern soakers.

As far as non-fiction goes, any University of Maryland Terrapin basketball game with Gary Williams is simply awesome. You know you have a problem when the opposing students chant, "Sweat Gary, Sweat" during games.

This is not good that I can recall these things. Time to turn the computer off for awhile and reconnect with real life. See ya!

 

[Xander]

Too many to pick from. But in this weather one does come to mind.

"Backdraft"