Svenska...

[Lovepotion69]

...your inbox is full. Been trying to reach you a few times.

Ok, hur korkad känner inte jag mig, men kan du förklara årets regler gällande när man skall claim sin Immunity??? Jag hänger inte med. Måste jag göra det samma kväll? Eller har jag en hel vecka till nästa tis/ons på mig? Varje gång jag kollar om en immunity är uppe brukar den inte vara det. Och menar KM att man skall kolla upp numren själv eller sätter hon upp dem i sin immunity thread som Chicklet (fast vi har en enda thread nu).

Jag är totalt förvirrad!
/LP

 

[lewdandlicentious]

God I love it when a woman talks dirty, I mean foreign!

 

[Black Tulip]

God I love it when a woman talks dirty, I mean foreign!

Volgens mij is dat alleen als het om Zweedse vrouwen gaat. Lang, blond en lekker, in z'n dromen.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Not you too???


Oh JOY!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ena. É aqui que uma gaja vem p'ra dizer alguma coisa em estrangeiro? E tem de ser alguma coisa porca ou podemos recitar um poema lírico qualquer?

 

[MathGirl]

Ditto

Ok, hur korkad känner inte jag mig, men kan du förklara årets regler gällande när man skall claim sin Immunity??? Jag hänger inte med. Måste jag göra det samma kväll? Eller har jag en hel vecka till nästa tis/ons på mig? Varje gång jag kollar om en immunity är uppe brukar den inte vara det. Och menar KM att man skall kolla upp numren själv eller sätter hon upp dem i sin immunity thread som Chicklet (fast vi har en enda thread nu).

Dear Svenska,
What she said. Also BT and LH.
MG

 

[Gary Chambers]

Not you too???


Oh JOY!!!

When your name is Lewd and you are rude, the AH is the only place to be in cyberspace. The ladies here are remarkable. I'm sure all women have women like our girls inside them, but here you meet a whole bus load of them who allow their lusty inner selves to be revealed. The sweetest part of all is that many of them are convinced they are no different from other women. Yeah right.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

If I had even a clue as to what they were saying, it would probably take the edge off it.

It's quite an erotic scene isn't it? In the right context of course!

A number of women, almost surrounding you, speaking a tongue you have no understanding of.

Probably wouldn't do much for anybody if they're talking about shopping lists of course, but just the suggestion of them being sexual, sensual or downright lewd could be an erotic tale just waiting to be told.

There wouldn't necessarily need to be physical sex involved.

Makes me shudder to think!!!

 

[Gary Chambers]

...Probably wouldn't do much for anybody if they're talking about shopping lists of course, but just the suggestion of them being sexual, sensual or downright lewd could be an erotic tale just waiting to be told.

It isn't even one common langauge, Lewd. It's just snippets of mysterious feminine thought and humour in a confusion of tongues. Everything the women of the AH do is erotic, and this is no exception. For example, Lauren speaks in some kind of Portugese about reciting a poem in a foreign language, leaving us wondering what it's about and whether it moves her; what might be required for us to move her that way. Black Tulip I think is speaking in Dutch, but using a very limited knowledge of Scandinavian and Germanic languages all I can guess is that it has something to do with playing, and leggy blondes. My point is that even if it's just shopping lists, like everything else the women here do it turns male brains to romantic mush, which is a better way to waste one's brain cells than smoking old socks, so there is surely no better place to be. Do you understand?

 

[snooper]

Yn y dechreuad yr oedd y gair, a'r gair oedd gyda Duw, a Duw oedd y gair.

 

[Black Tulip]

Damn Gary,

You're good. Your guessing takes you a looooong way.

 

[oggbashan]

Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui.

Video meliora proboque, deteriora sequor.

Cras amet qui nunquam amavit;
Quique amavit, cras amet.

Og (cum grano salis)

 

[damppanties]

To jab sabhi ajeeb zabanon mein baat kar rahey hain to main kyun nahi! *shrugs* Koi samajh paya? Arey O! Koi hai yahan pe jo yeh samjha???

 

[lewdandlicentious]

You're quite the charming chappie aren't you?

Yes, I thought Lauren's was of Spanish type origin.

LP's is obviously Scandinavian, as of course is Svensk herself.

Black Tulip's seemed Dutch, but somehow doesn't seem right, but yes now I look again, you can see the mention of the long Blonde hair, or legs? Flemish maybe?

Snoopers is Gaelic or Celtic if that's not the same thing!

Ogg looks like he's got something stuck in his mouth!

Seriously he's trying to impress us with his Latin??

And Damppanties (I LOVE that name by the way) has confused the fuck out of me. There appears to be several different languages in one there!

being unable to speak more than very basic German to "Ein Beer bitte?" standards (unpracticed for years) and having some language recognition skills I can generally guess the region.

You're right in what you say about the ladies here, and the people in general. I'm no great reader of anything really. I stumbled across this site in search of written porn and liked the whole "charisma" of the site so much I haven't moved on.

This, the AH, is probably the best hangout here. Although not a proven author myself, (my first submission is awaiting approval for the second time, something to do with non-consent issues) and although you "proven" authors use some complicated long words that I take no notice of, there's some good intelligent conversation that goes on here (sometimes) that I can quickly reduce to gutter levels with my rude, lewd licentiousness!

Sometimes we need some fun guys, rely on me to bring it, but you NEED a sense of humour!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like Roland!

 

[oggbashan]

Sometimes we need some fun guys, rely on me to bring it, but you NEED a sense of humour!!!!!!!!!!!

If you think the AH needs a sense of humour, you haven't been paying attention.

Get the dunce's cap. Stand in a corner next to the garderobe and we'll send the sheep.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui.
Video meliora proboque, deteriora sequor.
Cras amet qui nunquam amavit;
Quique amavit, cras amet.
Og (cum grano salis)

Esusjay Istcray! Ownay eveway otgay atinlay! Uckfay!
MG
Epay Esspay: Erewhay ishay ethay Edesway?

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Actually Og, I didn't mean it that way, I meant you need to retain your sense of humour when you converse with me!

But all the same, bugger the dunce's cap, which corner and can I be naked???

 

[Black Tulip]

Black Tulip's seemed Dutch, but somehow doesn't seem right, but yes now I look again, you can see the mention of the long Blonde hair, or legs? Flemish maybe?

You are one rude dude!
Flemish? FLEMISH??? Do you call a Englishman a Scot? Or a Frenchman a Breton?

Be very glad I am a peace loving woman.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I was only asking lady, it was a question, a guess!!!

Obviously a bad one, but a guess all the same.

Don't shoot!


Hey Rhino bloke, fellow Svenska ignoree!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Gary Chambers]

Esusjay Istcray! Ownay eveway otgay atinlay! Uckfay!
MG
Epay Esspay: Erewhay ishay ethay Edesway?

Ianbray! Ishway ouyay ouldway angechay atthay AV. Eatgray anfay'o oastray amblay. Eppkay antingway otay eat you.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I don't really pick on Svenskaflicka (too much)...she has enough issues to deal with without ME contributing. If she needs her full (pseudo) name used or only the posterior part OR the first 7 characters...I can work around that.

Yeah, me too.

She got very tender with me VERY quickly though and put me on ignore, so even if I WAS to apologise, she wouldn't see it.

As I've said elsewhere:

Hey ho, there ya go!

 

[Gary Chambers]

Hey Rhino bloke, fellow Svenska ignoree!

That's what got me into this thread to start with. I saw Lewd standing at the base of the Tower of Babel and thought I'd better stand by in case someone was planning to drop a loose brick on him.

I agree about some boy's names being cute for a girl, but Sven isn't one of them. Sven conjures up images of lean old men with beards, guzzling bottles of Heineken and smoking pipes full of scented tobacco. Anyway, it's the flika part that interests me. Flik what? Doesn't it get sore?