Svedish_Chef is sexy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rhys]

Time to torture Cheffie some more...

(see paragraph yadda yadda yadda..its in the Muse contract there somewhere under Birthdays...)

Yes folks...Da Chef is a ripe old 23 years today (okay so I started the thread early but I wanted a jump on the time zone problem)

so everyone jump in and wish him a very Happy Birthday!

 

[Rambling Rose]

They say the second time is a charm...HAPPY DAY TO SVEDISH CHEF!

 

[Guru]

 

[Rambling Rose]

por vous

Your horoscope for the month...click here

 

[Rhys]

<<<<the return of Svedish_Owl...

 

[naudiz]

What a hoot! Ahahahahahaha.

Happy Birthday, Chef!

 

[just pet]

Could we break a birthday tradition and spank each other?

Continued Happy Birthday

 

[Rhys]

Could we break a birthday tradition and spank each other?

He'd like that


hell I'd like that...

 

[red_rose]

Happy Birthday, Cheffie!

 

[RisiaSkye]

Happy Birthday, love.

For some reason, I'm not able to vote on the poll.
But, you know my answer anyway.

Now, let's all make with the Jack Daniels and celebrate the Chef's birthday the way it was meant to be done.

 

[just pet]

He'd like that


hell I'd like that...

Well Happy Birthday

And who shall go first?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

25 7:55 Nina Gordon

I'm afraid I will never change.
It's okay, I am not ashamed.
I can say that my bed is made.
You can bend me, shape me any way.
You can bend me, shape me any way you want me.

I maintain I am not in pain.
How I try not to place the blame.
I came late to an early game.
You can bend me, shape me any way.
You can bend me, shape me any way.
You can bend me, shape me any way.
You can bend me, shape me any way you want me.

When I was five, I took a dive.
When I was ten, I walked again.
When I was fifteen, I kept my motor clean.
When I was twenty, I got plenty.

When I was twenty-five...
When I was twenty-five...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

WITH DAVID BOWIE 2:25 Nina Gordon

Will it ever come like it did for you?
I kind of heard you singing and I never knew
No, I never knew

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie with teenage medication flowing through my veins
I can face the strain it's causing a sensation that I can explain
Yeah, I can explain

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie

You want me to sing - I can! I can!
You want me to play - I can! I can!
You want to be in a band, I can
I'll never be anything more than I was today

Will it ever come like it did for you?
I kind of heard you singing and I never knew
No, I never knew

My heart skips around when I hear the sound
I'm never alone 'cause you're following me home
I'm falling in love my walkman
And me with David Bowie
Him and me in a tree i-n-g

 

[Rhys]

*bump*

ah rumba rumba rumba!

 

[Rhys]

speaking of db

Well, how come you only want tomorrow
With its promise of something hard to do
A real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
Blue skies above and sun on your arms strength in your stride
And hope in those squeaky clean eyes
You'll get chilly receptions everywhere you go
Blinded with desire - guess the season is on

So you train by shadow boxing, search for the truth
But it's all, but it's all used up
Break open your million dollar weapon
And push your luck, still you push, still you push your luck
A broken nosed mogul are you
One of the new wave boys

Same old thing in brand new drag
Comes sweeping into view, oh-ooh
As ugly as a teenage millionaire
Pretending it's a whizz kid world
You'll take me aside, and say
"Well, David, what shall I do?
They wait for me in the hallway"
I'll say "Don't ask me, I don't know any hallways"
But they move in numbers and they've got me in a corner
I feel like a group of one, no-no
They can't do this to me
I'm not some piece of teenage wildlife

Those midwives to history put on their bloody robes
The word is that the hunted one is out there on his own
You're alone for maybe the last time
And you breathe for a long time
Then you howl like a wolf in a trap
And you daren't look behind

You fall to the ground like a leaf from the tree
And look up one time at that vast blue sky
Scream out aloud as they shoot you down
No no, I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife
I'm not a piece of teenage wildlife

And no one will have seen and no one will confess
The fingerprints will prove that you coudn't pass the test
There'll be others on the line filing past, who'll whisper low
I miss you he really had to go
Well each to his own, he was
Another piece of teenage wildlife, oh-oh-oh-ohh
Another piece of teenage wildlife, oh-oh-oh-ohh
Another piece of teenage wild...
Wild
Wild
Wild

 

[SweetCherry]

Happy birthday, Cheffie! Hope you have a good one and that David Bowie shows up naked at your door.

 

[Draco]

Happy birthday to ewe
Happy birthday to ewe
Happy birthday dear cheffy
Happy birthday to ewe

Sorry mate, but I've been waiting so long to do that...and it felt so goood. Now...whats your FUCKING real name?
Or shall i start a poll to find it out..or harrass Laurel to she tells me...?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Harass bitch and moan,

I'll whisper it in your ear at the airport.

 

[perks]

Happy Day, sugah.
http://www.edibleart.com/c2w18.jpg

 

[Rhys]

Do you remember a guy that's been
It's such an earthy song
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the action man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following"

The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I
Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet is glowing

CHORUS
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I'm stuck with a valuable friend
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
One flash of light but no smoking pistol

I've never done good things
I've never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now

CHORUS

REPEAT
My mother said to get things done
You'd better not mess with Major Tom

 

[just pet]

Harass bitch and moan,

I'll whisper it in your ear at the airport.

http://www.mamievandoren.com/memoribilia/ray_07.jpg

 

[Guest]

Cheffie!

Happy, Happy Birthday, you sexy thang!

 

[Ginny]

Happy Birthday, Chef!

http://www.portfolios.com/Pics/wishcommunications/wishcommunications_20_p.JPG

 

[Mellon Collie]

Happy Birthday sweetie, I hope you don't get too drunk.

 

[freakygirl]

Happy birthday to ewe
Happy birthday to ewe
Happy birthday dear cheffy
Happy birthday to ewe

Sorry mate, but I've been waiting so long to do that...and it felt so goood. Now...whats your FUCKING real name?
Or shall i start a poll to find it out..or harrass Laurel to she tells me...?

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear {censored}
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuu!!!!!









*hehehe.. I censored out his real name. I know it.. but i'm not telling