Svedish Chef

[Cheffie Stalker]

Svedish Chef
Forum 4
Literotica.com

5-22-02

Dear Mr. Chef:

It has come to our attention that you have appropriated another stalker by the name of Svedishystalker2.

As per our contract, you are required to notify us in writing, Interim Stalker, Inc., of any changes in your status as an Interim Stalkee.

We will be expecting your status report soonest.

Cordially,

Cheffie Stalker
Senior Vice President
Interim Stalker, Inc.




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[Svedish_Chef]

I dont have contact with this second stalker you so describe so are as such unable to give you a status report, maybe the shy stalker can talk to you and agree to a mutually convienient stalking time, to satisfy all parties involved.

Signed

Chef
Stalkee united.

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

Svedish Chef
Forum 4
Literotica.com

5-22-02

Dear Mr. Chef:

We are in receipt of your status report. As per contract it is your responsibility to keep track of your stalkers. We are a stalking agency that offers our services as interim stalkers for interested parties who find themselves in the faux paus of being stalkerless. We do not track outside stalking incidences as they are not our employees.

It is up to you to contact Svedishystalker2 and garner the particulars on this stalker. If you have outsourced your stalking needs, you should be aware that our services are provided on a solo basis. We do not participate in double stalking.

Please contact Svedishystalker2 and present us with your status report soonest.

Cordially,

Cheffie Stalker
Senior Vice President
Interim Stalker, Inc.







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[Svedish_Chef]

There is no outsourcing going on. THe whole point of stalking is not knowing who it is, so I cannot track down said stalker an enquire as to theier length or duration.

I find myself conflicted for I cannot do what you require, and I like your stalking habits myself.

Could you please ccontact the stalker assosiation for me and see who else is behind this drive by stalking, for I have authorised you to be my stalker. Maybe this is a freelance job, either way I cannot do anything about it.

Your stalkee
Chef

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Me smells a protection racket

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

Me smells a protection racket

Well I never.

Interim Stalker, Inc. is a highly reputable company and we provide only the finest in stalking services. We also maintain ourselves within the boundaries of applicable international law.

Protectionism is illegal in most nations and we do not engage in it.

You, sir, will NOT be getting a brochure.

 

[Rhys]

You can send me one...I'd like a stalker

 

[Silverluna]

hell me 2 ....