Suspicious People Wanted By Fbi

[bearlee]

It officially happened this morning. The FBI director at a press conference said today to call or email with information of suspicious people today. I remember countries like these-the ones that wanted us to report our neighbors, friends, relatives, etc.

I was in a store the other day and saw a professor type looking guy with an odd smile on his face and one pantleg pulled halfway up his leg exposing his white sock. In the past, I would have just thought he was eccentric. My dad, bless his heart, is getting up there in years. His behavior is a bit erratic. I'm reporting them both, at least the guy with the suspicious smile, and going for that million dollar reward. I hate being so cynical! I noticed the director has a German name-hmm-I wonder what that is all about.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

How much does the job pay? I can be very suspicious if the pay is right?

 

[Thomas Paine]

Before you report the absent-minded professor, better check to see if he had a bicycle outside....

 

[Mistress]

So...who's gonna turn me in?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

So...who's gonna turn me in?

Already have; little did the board know that I really an FBI undercover agent in drag.

 

[Mistress]

Already have; little did the board know that I really an FBI undercover agent in drag.

Damn and I thought if I managed to sleep/cyber with them all I'd be safe. Must have missed one....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Damn and I thought if I managed to sleep/cyber with them all I'd be safe. Must have missed one....

I can be bribed into submitting a false report, but it would require that you "submit" also.

 

[Mistress]

I can be bribed into submitting a false report, but it would require that you "submit" also.