Survivor

[Sammyjo]

OMG!!! Not what you are thinking.

Remember Survivor the band?

I just love them. I just bought "Vital Signs" on CD. I wore out my cassette tape. Woo-hoo!!!!

Ok, I'm sure no one really cares, but I'm excited beyond belief. And tears are forming as I sing "The Search is Over".

Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to share my joy with you all...there hasn't been enough for me lately.

 

[Expertise]

Share to your hearts content babe.

Gotta admit though I was hoping that this was the beginning of a long series of off Richard posts.

Fuck I despise that guy. Rudy rules

 

[Sammyjo]

Who the hell are Rudy and Richard?

 

[Expertise]

Rudy and Richard are from Survivor the TV series. Sorry SammyJo I mistakenly thought that was what your "OMG Not That" was in reference to.

Anyway the band was pretty good and that song was great. Sorry again about the confusion.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If we played Survivor on the BB who'd win, you suppose? I'm guessing Endlessly. Who'd kill off such a young, innocent thing? And the nuddie pix don't hurt her chances neither.

 

[Stevie]

What the hell is Survivor?

 

[Endlessly]

Survivor? Okay.. But I refuse to wear a bikini.

*laughing* No way, Dixon. The women would vote me off in a heartbeat in the hopes of being the only chick left with you and your infamous 12 inches.

 

[Expertise]

I will let someone more eloquent than I describe it

KILL RICHARD!!!!PREFERABLY BY JAMMING THAT FUCKING FISHING SPEAR UP HIS FAT NAKED MACHIAVELLIAN ASS!!!!!

 

[Sammyjo]

Oh...I see how it is...I start a thread and miraculously it turns into something it's not. Well, fine.

 

[Stevie]

Well would someone please explain it? I'm guessing its one of those desert island gameshows (the Brit version is called Castaway 2000).Am I right?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Survivor is a dumb TV game show. And a good band. And what Lord Vivor was called after being Knighted.

 

[Gaucho]

Did you hear the one about?

Survivor, hmmmmm? Didn't they do "Eye of the Tiger"? From that movie with Mr. T and whatshisface. You know, the guy who drools a lot. Good song.

Dixon-12 inches? My God, man! You should have a license for that thing. I think it's against the law in 12 states. No wonder Siren says you're the Lit God.

And speaking of 12 inches, did you hear the one about the wife who told her husband to give her 12 inches and make it hurt?

So he fucked her twice and slapped her.

I know, I know, it's an oldie. But I like it.

 

[Endlessly]

I remember that movie.. When I was about 4, up until the time I was about 6, I wanted to grow up and be Mr. T. I mean, I had the jewelery, I wanted the haircut, and could say "I pity the fool" like a terror.

I never said I had a NORMAL childhood..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

IT'S. A. MYTH!

I'm just an ordinary guy with an ordinary Willy.

And the first one to say "Free Willy!" gets kicked off the island.

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing hysterically*

Okay, Dixon.. So if the magic number ain't 12, what is it?

 

[Gaucho]

Endlessly-that explains a lot. Thanks. (Mr. T? OMG!) I mean, I wanted to be Zsa Zsa Gabor when I was a kid. Truly. And when you think about it, it's not all that different.

Dixon-C'mon, man! Don't ruin it for the rest of us! You know the score: Given a choice between truth or a good legend, you go with the legend every time.

Actually, I think the first tribal council we had, Deborah and Endlessly would try to pound us with scripture and they'd both get voted the fuck off the island.

 

[CreamyLady]

Waking up from a nap . . .

Survivor? What about Survivor? We're on an island?

Oh, no . . .

(Heads for the ocean and starts to swim away.)

 

[Gaucho]

That'll teach you to leave the site. You never know what you'll miss.

But I know, CL, you're still waiting for that cool air.

Well, it's on the way, Creamy. Gotta make a stop in Montana first, though.

Of course, there may not be any left by the time Endlessly gets done with it.

 

[Endlessly]

*Blinks at Gaucho* Did we just bond over Mr. T and Zsa Zsa Gabor? This is scary..

*L* Deborah and I would go start our own island, and it'd kick ass.

*pondering for a moment* If Dixon's penis is the Literotica myth.. And lasher is the man, the myth, and the legend.. Does that mean lasher is the alter-ego of DCL's penis?

 

[Gaucho]

*Blinks at Gaucho* Did we just bond over Mr. T and Zsa Zsa Gabor? This is scary..

*L* Deborah and I would go start our own island, and it'd kick ass.

*pondering for a moment* If Dixon's penis is the Literotica myth.. And lasher is the man, the myth, and the legend.. Does that mean lasher is the alter-ego of DCL's penis?

That sounds like an idea for a TV show.

"The Man, The Myth, and The Penis"

Wait a minute. What if Lasher IS DCL's penis?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's right. I'm talking out of both heads.

 

[Endlessly]

*nodding somberly at Gaucho*

Hey, Dixon, it's possible. I mean, have we ever seen your penis in the same room as Lasher? I didn't think so.

 

[CreamyLady]

A warm day, a nice breeze . . .

. . . and I wake up on an island, and while I'm swimming away I hear voices telling me that DCL is Lasher's penis, or maybe Lasher is DCL's penis.

I think I'll take my chances with the sharks. I don't know anything about their penises, and I probably won't get the chance.

 

[Gaucho]

You know, I'm just so thrilled to sharing the same thread with you two "guru's", I can't tell you.

btw-somewhere along the line I lost my cherry this week and I just wanted to say thanks to all of you who contributed. Especially Deborah, without whom....

Now, then. Lasher's penis. Endlessly, are you telling me you've actually seen it? I heard it was just an urban legend.

No, wait. Wasn't that something out of Revelations?

 

[CreamyLady]

(treading water and scratching the head of a friendly great white)

I think it is Revelation, singular, Gaucho.

(to the shark) Come on, Jaws . . . let's find some albacore.