Survivor Lit: Pearl Islands — Tribal Council 5

[SurvivorLit]

Once again, someone has to bail on trying to hunt for fishes and bananas, and dealing with sand and bugs, and gets back to civilization with hot showers and umbrella drinks at the Hacienda del Mar.

 

[butters]

pete gets my vote this time, as wat is having wayyyy too much fun being the only guy amongst the bunch of laydies all loungin' and boozin' and pining for his presence.

*nods*

 

[Byron In Exile]

pete gets my vote this time, as wat is having wayyyy too much fun being the only guy amongst the bunch of laydies all loungin' and boozin' and pining for his presence.

*nods*

Sound reasoning.

 

[butters]

Sound reasoning.

crabtorturer ^

 

[Byron In Exile]

crabtorturer ^

No crabs were harmed.

In addition, I must protest that this game isn't about good or bad, because sometimes the most noble and upright people win, and sometimes the most evil and wretched people win.

The outcome has, in 23 seasons, never been predictable.

 

[butters]

No crabs were harmed.

In addition, I must protest that this game isn't about good or bad, because sometimes the most noble and upright people win, and sometimes the most evil and wretched people win.

The outcome has, in 23 seasons, never been predictable.

physically, but what about emotionally? :deepsorrow:



none of us are evil and wretched. don't be greedy.

 

[butters]

lolz at mona voting

 

[MonaLittle]

lolz at mona voting

All in good fun, Chippy

 

[butters]

All in good fun, Chippy

it is - verwy good fun

 

[MonaLittle]

wait for it.............

 

[butters]

wait for it.............

*writes a poem whilst waiting....*

 

[Byron In Exile]

physically, but what about emotionally? :deepsorrow:

They got off easy.

none of us are evil and wretched. don't be greedy.

Some are. I know it to be true.

 

[butters]

They got off easy.

Some are. I know it to be true.

some were so traumatised at the end of your 'sessions' that they either went into their shells forever, refusing to face daylight and thus becoming stuck in them and crushed to death, or threw off their only means of defence to try and avoid being selected for your crabgames. they got eaten. or sunbaked.

i am saddened by your cruel streak. there's no going back now...

 

[Saint Peter]

Sound reasoning.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It had to come to this at some point.

We both knew that.

 

[butters]

hey, pete, you just know those hot hot wimmen are waiting for your brand of manliness. wat is just about all used up. he's a shadow of his former self.

 

[Saint Peter]

It had to come to this at some point.

We both knew that.

We did.

hey, pete, you just know those hot hot wimmen are waiting for your brand of manliness. wat is just about all used up. he's a shadow of his former self.

Notice the trend of islanders that vote for Pete and islanders that get their torch snuffed!

 

[butters]

We did.



Notice the trend of islanders that vote for Pete and islanders that get their torch snuffed!

oh, that's ok, cutie i don't mind where i'm at, i'm good that way. i'm a survivor, a social chameleon, a "poet" .... plop me down anywhere and i can make it work for me.


*snerk*

 

[Byron In Exile]

i am saddened by your cruel streak. there's no going back now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Wqpf_701E

 

[Saint Peter]

oh, that's ok, cutie i don't mind where i'm at, i'm good that way. i'm a survivor, a social chameleon, a "poet" .... plop me down anywhere and i can make it work for me.


*snerk*

You lasted five rounds!

Not too shabby for a third worlder!!

 

[butters]

You lasted five rounds!

Not too shabby for a third worlder!!

yay for me!


thankyou for distracting me form sadcrab thoughts.

 

[Saint Peter]

yay for me!


thankyou for distracting me form sadcrab thoughts.

Sad or happy, they are tasty little fuckers. Especially when dipped in melted butter.

 

[butters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Wqpf_701E

not a lotta pine on this here island

 

[butters]

Sad or happy, they are tasty little fuckers. Especially when dipped in melted butter.

yeah, but i can eat a happy buttery crab with a smile and lick my fingers after

if i thought it a sadcrab, i'd get heartburn

damn you, pete, you got me back to sadcrab thoughts

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sad or happy, they are tasty little fuckers. Especially when dipped in melted butter.

Nobody eats hermit crabs.

They aren't even good for bait.