Survivor Comment

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, guess I gotta say something: Survivor, how do I feel today?

Actually a bit melancholy. Why?

The "positive attributes" of human nature and emotion did not win the game. The negative ones did.

And yes it was, in the end "just a game." A rather silly game at that.

The reward, money (the root of all evil?) - was not like "eternity in heaven" or anything.

But it's just too bad. I felt Rudy - with all his warts - was the closest one to "being a good person." I guess in the end so did most folks - he won the retrospective poll regarding who should have won the money. And quite possibly all "the very good people" were voted off early.

If what Rich did to win is perceived by some (many?) as the correct way of going about things in order to win, or how to conduct their lives - then the general condition of our humanity is in very bad shape.

I say, "Let those all the assholes like Rich win - I'll continue go for something more like heaven."

 

[Guest]

When we do the second series, the ultimate question will be who gets voted out first, you or Ramlick.

 

[Cheri]

Well thanks Jeff, if I ever need to kick someones teeth in for no uncertain reason, I'll look you up jerk. For the record, yes, I have applied to be Sparky's publicist.
I feel the same about Survivor....damn my addictive self for watching it! While brushing my teeth last night, I mused that Rudy had lost a million bucks when he let go of that stupid pole. And poor guy he will have to think about that for the rest of his life. As for Richard, I can't even mention his name without getting a bad taste in my mouth. I hope he has a good life with that million, cause I think most people meets in life will never fully trust him or like him. And let me tell you, that sounds like a lonely sort of existance to me.

 

[Guest]

Cheri, you can be on the show, too. We need more maggots (Sparky lovers). So far all we got is Ramlick.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Big Brother Too -

I think that Richard owes Rudy $100K and if he were any kind of a nice guy (which he obviously isn't) he'd present it to him.

Big Brother?- My early plan. 1) somehow find myself accepted 2) once inside the house - go mute 3) except in the red room where I tell/promise America that I will donate all my winnings no matter how meager - to charity - aids, cancer you name it 4) I win and donate the money and take the cast out to Maui at my own expense for a 4 day blast 5) I do all the talk shows promoting charity work - 6) I sign a book deal where all profits except the average annual American income is taken out and keeps me nourished 7) same with the movie deal 8) I fade a great but not totally forgotten humanitarian.

 

[Guest]

Nah, Sparky. You'd be better off using your most outstanding quality, your asshole. Be Ramlick's girlfriend. You two were meant for each other.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My Bloody Bunghole

Tall glass, cubes to the top - 40% full of grain alcohol, 30% V8 juice, 3 drops Tobasco and top off with an inch of Sam Adams for the fizz.

My Bloody Bunghole!