Survey

[Guest]

WARNING!!! SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS. I WISH I'D GOTTEN THIS YESTERDAY. I FEEL SO STUPID.

 

[MissTaken]

No worries!

He came to my door. I showed him the precious orbs and he fainted dead away.

Always a quick thinker, I contacted the authorities and he is currently cuffed to my bedpost for safe keeping!


Ta daaaaaaaaaa

Wonderwoman handled it. Be calm people. The emergency is over.