Surreal Experiences

carini

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Ok so i had a really warp surreal experience tonight... I had gone to the gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes... when i came out i almost got hit by a truck... i looked up to see that it was the guy i have been fooling around with and his girlfriend who i have never met... it was trippy cause i had to try to instantly earase any recognition from my face cause if she caught it she'd get super pissed....

felt like a movie moment...

anyone else ever have a moment like that?
 
Why...

Are you "fooling around" with a guy who has a girlfriend anyway? That's just asking for trouble. (Or plane tickets to Chicago via Springer!)
 
She's cheating on him and he knows it... but can; break up with her cause everything is in her name... so.. he lives with her and screws me
 
I would like to offer you, your "boyfriend", any other men you may be fucking, your boyfriend's girlfriend, and anyone else she may be fucking all to my show! Do you have any parents, uncles, dogs, or pigs to add to the bunch?
 
lol... no livestock. but i do like to play baby sometimes for foreplay
 
carini said:
lol... no livestock. but i do like to play baby sometimes for foreplay



Who the hell is she talking to? Does anyone else NOT see Livestock in this thread?????

:confused:
 
Jerry Springer said:
I would like to offer you, your "boyfriend", any other men you may be fucking, your boyfriend's girlfriend, and anyone else she may be fucking all to my show! Do you have any parents, uncles, dogs, or pigs to add to the bunch?

Hey ????
PIGS.. there's your livestock
 
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