Surprised at the massage place.

[Girthywood7]

Have you ever been pleasantly surprised at what your masseuse can do when you least expected that to happen?
Like “ops, so sorry” but you want to say, “oh, please continue”.

 

[rae121452]

no, but i was once mildly startled in a produce aisle.

 

[jaF0]

Is that how your Mom did it Gav?

 

[hobbit.]

I was once highly alarmed by a message from the police.

 

[hogjack]

My family was in the "massage establishments" for many years.

In our case we actually started as a legitimate business but the profit margins for the "naughty stuff" is irresistible plus it's in cash.

 

[hobbit.]

will this thread offer a happy ending ?

 

[Em_1]

Is that how your Mom did it Gav?

Lol

 

[thør]

Back in the late 70's, my office window overlooked the south facing picture window of a massage parlor. It was pretty damn funny once in a while.

 

[islandman]

Back in the late 70's, my office window overlooked the south facing picture window of a massage parlor. It was pretty damn funny once in a while.

Short walk, eh.

 

[islandman]

My family was in the "massage establishments" for many years.

In our case we actually started as a legitimate business but the profit margins for the "naughty stuff" is irresistible plus it's in cash.

There's a joke about gross or net margins in there somewhere.

 

[hogjack]

There's a joke about gross or net margins in there somewhere.

The massage business does get ridiculed...endlessly.

But the genuine health benefits of massages is absolutely real.

Somewhere along the way nefarious types got into the business as a cover for prostitution. My family only participated because it was losing customers to the "fake" massage businesses.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I enjoy massage porn, and happy endings.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Not a fan cuz they're essentially hookers and I don't like hookers cuz nobody cares if they're dead. Better to spread some real fear with real victims.

 

[renard_ruse]

I was once highly alarmed by a message from the police.

We don't have police anymore in the US. Unless you decide to walk down the street without a hanky on your face, then they call out the tactical forces unit.

 

[thør]

Short walk, eh.

Relatively, but had to take the streets as there were fences on the back lot lines.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

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[nowisthetime]

And when you get busted in a raid, don't come over here complaining....