Surprise discovery

[KayceeCharles]

Let's imagine the most surprising twist (regarding sex) you found about family or friend.

Maybe if you found that your mom and dad were secret bondage freaks, and that plant hangar next to their window was... NOT what you think it is.

Maybe your uncle's month visit to his favorite niece... was really to play pony... and NOT in the innocent way.

Maybe your best high-school age friend since forever was secretly a no-sex fetish call girl

What twisted imagination would you have?

 

[Hypoxia]

A devout cousin who wants to be a Roman Catholic priest. Celibacy is the greatest perversion.

 

[sirhugs]

A devout cousin who wants to be a Roman Catholic priest. Celibacy is the greatest perversion.

then why would they be a priest?

 

[Jay321]

Maybe if you found that your mom and dad were secret bondage freaks, and that plant hangar next to their window was... NOT what you think it is.

I have been thinking about this one. Not for a story, but to figure out what I am going to say to my son...

 

[CharlieWandering]

Statue of the Virgin Mary

A childhood friend once took me into his parent's bedroom and showed me a statue of the Virgin Mary. Except when you turned it around it was a dildo. His parents kept it right on top of their dresser. Hilarious!

 

[Carnevil9]

I always imagine a story about going through a recently deceased relative's personal effects and discovering all kinds of sexy things you never knew about them. I'll probably never write it, but in case I do, I already have a title: "Grandma's Anal Beads."

 

[KayceeCharles]

I always imagine a story about going through a recently deceased relative's personal effects and discovering all kinds of sexy things you never knew about them. I'll probably never write it, but in case I do, I already have a title: "Grandma's Anal Beads."

Combine it with a haunted / cursed item story idea and you'll have something worth writing.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Most shocking thing I ever found out about a friend was that she did a lot of nude modeling on the side but my reaction was more "cool, want to go halfsies in an appetizer?"

However, from theother side, I've often worried about my parents or family finding my toys or porn. Probably the closest call I ever had was when a cousin crashed at my place and started looking for a hand towel in the same drawer I kept my. Buttplug. Luckily I actually had put it under a lot of hand towels so she found one before finding it. Aside from her wondering why I have a big tube of icy hot and fresh ginger, she didn't find anything.

Actually, that would be a fun story. girl or guy has a sudden intrusion by friends or relatives and they have to try and keep things a secret. Maybe guy just slid a plug in and suddenly his frat brothers bust in, dragging him to a party.

 

[Kantarii]

Combine it with a haunted / cursed item story idea and you'll have something worth writing.

I would steer clear of cursed anal beads.Kant

 

[KayceeCharles]

I seem to recall Hypoxia suggested a "demonic dildo" hehehe!

 

[Hypoxia]

I seem to recall Hypoxia suggested a "demonic dildo" hehehe!

Yes. Go visit a relative's home. Beware of napping; the cursed dildo will seek you out. Unspeakable abuses will ensue. Heh heh.

 

[KayceeCharles]

Yes. Go visit a relative's home. Beware of napping; the cursed dildo will seek you out. Unspeakable abuses will ensue. Heh heh.

That'll teach you not to rifle through someone's drawers without their permission. Muahahahahaha!

 

[Hypoxia]

That'll teach you not to rifle through someone's drawers without their permission. Muahahahahaha!

All the cursed toys, restraints, and play-garb come for you. You're magically stripped and clad in crotchless panties and cut-out bra -- kind of embarrassing for guys. The handcuffs grab you. Rings attach to your navel and genitals. The dildos creep forward. Oh Goddess, not ANOTHER learning experience!

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Most shocking thing I ever found out about a friend was that she did a lot of nude modeling on the side but my reaction was more "cool, want to go halfsies in an appetizer?"

However, from theother side, I've often worried about my parents or family finding my toys or porn. Probably the closest call I ever had was when a cousin crashed at my place and started looking for a hand towel in the same drawer I kept my. Buttplug. Luckily I actually had put it under a lot of hand towels so she found one before finding it. Aside from her wondering why I have a big tube of icy hot and fresh ginger, she didn't find anything.

Actually, that would be a fun story. girl or guy has a sudden intrusion by friends or relatives and they have to try and keep things a secret. Maybe guy just slid a plug in and suddenly his frat brothers bust in, dragging him to a party.

That's why you need a designated porn buddy to toss your porn stash from your place/computer when you croak.

 

[Hypoxia]

That's why you need a designated porn buddy to toss your porn stash from your place/computer when you croak.

Or just leave it there to shock the shit out of your survivors. Who could have guessed you were into mandrills and Bolivian dwarves?

 

[PapaRomantic]

I would think finding out after a funeral that your deceased spouse whom you believed to be faithful had in fact been cheating on you. Wouldn't be a very sexy story, but the mind games that would ensue could be intriguing to say the least.

 

[JoanneA]

A devout cousin who wants to be a Roman Catholic priest.

What's wrong with that?

 

[floatinfantazee]

What's wrong with that?

Not a lot.

 

[JoanneA]

\m/ (217)

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I always imagine a story about going through a recently deceased relative's personal effects and discovering all kinds of sexy things you never knew about them. I'll probably never write it, but in case I do, I already have a title: "Grandma's Anal Beads."

Or maybe a grandchild is going through his deceased grandmother's effects & finds her diary. Growing up, his grandmother came across as prim and proper. But when he starts reading her diary, he quickly realizes that she was a sexual deviant that documented her exploits in exquisite detail. Along with the diary, the grandchild finds a box of old polaroids. Hardcore pics with other relatives & siblings.

The story is then told through flashbacks of diary entries.

 

[John Blackhawk]

I have been thinking about this one. Not for a story, but to figure out what I am going to say to my son...

Well if your son is a little youngin <18 id say tell him first "you are not to touch that" and "i'll tell you about that when you're older."

 

[Hypoxia]

What's wrong with that?

I didn't say that aspiring to Roman Catholic priesthood was wrong, just a surprise. Especially in a Shiite Muslim family.

Other than that, discovering that the family ran a brothel for many generations -- and an aunt and uncle carry on the tradition, with your cousins involved. Do you get a family discount with those kissing cousins? Or the dark side: some branch of the family has been running a sex-slave operation for generations, importing girls from wherever was an oversupply. Cue the multiracial themes.

 

[jocountryboy]

You sign up for an art class where you draw a nude model and the nude model just happens to be your cousin or family member and at 1st it is little weird but as time goes on you enjoy the view and things get sexual between you and the model.

 

[Hypoxia]

You sign up for an art class where you draw a nude model and the nude model just happens to be your cousin or family member and at 1st it is little weird but as time goes on you enjoy the view and things get sexual between you and the model.

But ObTopic: Are you surprised that your kin models nude? Are you surprised at your attraction? What I would find surprising would be two nude life-drawing models: your kin and Iggy Pop.

For a good surprise, you discover your close kin was notorious Back In The Day (under an assumed name) for something other than pr0n-stardom -- they were in roller derby or late-night infomercials or wrestlemania or revolutionary bomb-throwers or skyjackings or whatever. And they were and still are highly sexed. And they are easy to blackmail. Cue the hilarity.