Surprise! Canadian Federal Erection Thread

[Lance_Castro]

In this thread, the canuckistani national erection will be exprained to non canuckistanis

1. Canuckistan Erections happen whenever the Governor wants, sort of.

 

[HisArpy]

Canadians...

Ooot
'n
a booot
'n
getting d' boot.

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://images.theconversation.com/files/550301/original/file-20230926-25-3zqi6l.jpg?ixlib=rb-4.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1000&fit=clip2. PP leads the conservative party. He’s never had a real job, been in politics since dropping out of school.

He’a a loud mouth western alienation shnook.

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Jagmeet_Singh_at_the_2nd_National_Bike_Summit_-_Ottawa_-_2018_%2842481105871%29_%28cropped_v2%29.jpg/640px-Jagmeet_Singh_at_the_2nd_National_Bike_Summit_-_Ottawa_-_2018_%2842481105871%29_%28cropped_v2%29.jpg
3. Jagmeet Singh is Kanye’s Sikh half-brother.

He’s wealthy, but leads the socialist NDP so he’s like an eye roll emoji.

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/shared/feeds/cp/2025/03/0c443f9716c00cf06d436180e1c97fe4ec77f365ec2b997b0d328e7ba0395257.jpg;w=960
4. Prime Minister Mark Carney is a wealthy establishment globalist on the WEF Board who is one of a handful of Harvard bastards that have been juggling the free world’s finances in and out of a series of near systemic collapses over the past 30 years.

 

[Lance_Castro]

5. Carney …. Who has never been elected to anything… we can do that in Canada, be Prime Minister without an Election… ha ha ha! Who needs to vote?….will be calling a “surprise” election on Sunday for late April, hoping to fuck PP and Jagmeet by cashing in on how much canadians hate trump.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Lance_Castro]

Oh, i forgot to tell you… Jagmeet’s a bit of a Terrorist.

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[Lance_Castro]

And Musk is supporting PP so you can guess how thats going to go at the polls.

“Elon Musk praises Poilievre, mocks Trudeau as he steps into Canadian politics​

Expert says Musk wants to position himself as a global thought leader​

https://i.cbc.ca/1.3819631.1500044567!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/square_1180/peter-zimonjic.jpg?im=Resize%3D140
Peter Zimonjic - CBC News

Posted: January 09, 2025”

 

[Lance_Castro]

Election Date will be Monday April 29.

 

[Rebel5soul]

Which would represent the best choice for Canada going forward? (Assuming the Canadians can put on their big boy pants and not vote their emotional outburst.)

 

[Lance_Castro]

Which would represent the best choice for Canada going forward? (Assuming the Canadians can put on their big boy pants and not vote their emotional outburst.)

Liberals.

The Conservatives are endorsed by Musk , talk like Trump and have a platform full of promises they can’t keep because they are in areas of Provincial jurisdiction.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Which would represent the best choice for Canada going forward? (Assuming the Canadians can put on their big boy pants and not vote their emotional outburst.)

This election actually matters about the individual who will lead the governing party. Not the parties or policies. Which makes it pretty simple. PP is Trump sycophant. He can't hide that, he did nothing but, either he sucked Trump's cock, or he praised Trump like a false idle. Prior to Trump turning on Canada.

I normally vote the person in my riding verses the Party. Why, well I want a Rep who will actually work for the constituents, vs one who just toes the party line. Not this time. Carney is the guy who knows where the ghost live in the US economy like no other person. He developed the financial plan that got the US and the G-7 out of Bush's little economic meltdown.

Trump wants PP to win. You know this to be true when suddenly Trump comes out and say's likes to deal with the Liberals. There "easy".

After spending month saying how mean and difficult the Liberals are to work with.....

https://globalnews.ca/video/11092738/trump-says-canada-a-nasty-negotiator-comments-on-election

So thanks to Trump, Canada will have a LIberal majority government, and Trump will be fucked in the long run, thanks to his inability to keep his mouth and opinions to himself.

Nixon had it right, he called PET an SOB in private. Smiled and shook his hand when in public....Trump could use a few lessons on this.

 

[Lance_Castro]

The Election campaign will be 5 Weeks, shortest allowed by law.

Betcha Americans would love that… 5 weeks and its done!

Lol

 

[Rebel5soul]

Liberals.

The Conservatives are endorsed by Musk , talk like Trump and have a platform full of promises they can’t keep because they are in areas of Provincial jurisdiction.

That didn't stop Soy Boy.

The problem as I see it is estrangement from the US is a form of national suicide. Can Carney heal?

 

[Lance_Castro]

That didn't stop Soy Boy.

The problem as I see it is estrangement from the US is a form of national suicide. Can Carney heal?

What you said doesnt make sense.

Facts are facts. You may like Pollivre and I’m a party member… but the fact is he is just a slogan machine career politician with no national platform.

So, he’s not best for Canada atm.

You asked!

“Estrangement” is America’s doing, so suicide is the wrong word.

This need for “gratitude” your government has developed is fucking sad bullshit. I hope you feel embarassed by it.

 

[schism666]

That didn't stop Soy Boy.

is he the one with 5 bone spur deferments and wears maxi pads on his boo-boos?

 

[Rebel5soul]

Actually I don't particularly care one way or another. I've seen long form podcasts with Pollivre and he doesn't come across as unreasonable, then again I don't know how his goals square with Canadian law.

Carney is out of the blue, I know nothing of him but what I've read and what I've read has him coming across as an international financial player. Is that what Canada needs?

 

[schism666]

you need these two.

 

[schism666]

Actually I don't particularly care one way or another.

oh good. the entire canuck country has been waiting for a drunk american redneck's take on their leadership.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The Election campaign will be 5 Weeks, shortest allowed by law.

Betcha Americans would love that… 5 weeks and its done!

Lol

That would be a huge improvement.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The problem as I see it is estrangement from the US is a form of national suicide. Can Carney heal?

1. Are you saying Trump’s isolationist ideology is “a form of national suicide”? There’s some truth in that.
2. The US/Canada alliance can only be healed if Trump stops lashing out at Canada, which is unlikely.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Carney is out of the blue, I know nothing of him but what I've read and what I've read has him coming across as an international financial player. Is that what Canada needs?

Carney has been the First Draft Pick for Canadian high office for over 20 years.

Canada has one of the most stable banking sectors in the world and a lower Debt to GDP ratio per capita than the USA

Rich in resources, small in population with a harsh climate, Canada relies on smart Trade.

Carney is right for this moment.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Interestingly, the Quebec Premier is making noises today that Quebec public opinion is becoming pro-pipeline.

this is a pro-liberal and pro-nationalist signal…a national energy and resource corridor would be great for Canada.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Can Carney heal?

Heal? Heal? What the fuck are you, insane????

I don't want to heal, I want the US to fuck off and have the civil war that's coming.

After that we may, or may not decide to be allies again.