Support Group...

[Melody_lane]

Hello. My name is melody, and I am a phonesex-aholic.
Seriously...is that not terrible?
I suppose it is being a virgin and needing to relieve some of my inexhaustible sexual energy. But, I'm going away for the summer (alas, my pc will be left at home), and that got me to wondering how many late night callers will ring while I'm away. How many could!? Egads(batman), I shudder to think.
Last night, I had three separate callers.

I've had aussies and canadians, a man from south africa...and another from the UK, and a few from the good ol' US, of course. Guys my age, most older, a few that I could call daddy-no doubt.
I just orgasm so much more intensely having a 'witness'. I'm not a screamer without it, and boy I bet my step dad will miss that! ha!(kidding, no need for alarm)

I guess as far as addictions go, this is one I can enjoyably (for the time being) live with...(sighs)




[This message has been edited by melody_lane (edited 05-20-2000).]

 

[Thumper]

Hi melody...are you saying you want a support group...or you are forming one???

Seriously I don't see this as a problem...except would like to try it some time...Closest I ever came(no pun intended) was when a lover talked me into making a tape of myself for her...She helped by talking to me during it...I guess this could be called phone sex, Although we didn't talk about sex so much as she just told me what she wanted to see.
The biggest sex organ is the brain and I can see where aural stimulation along with imagination can be tremendously exciting...I will have to explore this further...
Have fun but watch the phone bills babe!

 

[Melody_lane]

As if I pay!?!

Men are so damn willing, why should I spend my money?

Just makes it all the more hard to stop...(sighs)

 

[Thumper]

So don't stop...I can think of a million other worse things...Are we really that easy????

Just think of it as reading a bed time story to grown ups...wonderful thing for insomniacs...

Call me some time!!!

 

[Melody_lane]

no, no silly...didn't you read my last post!?!


call ME sometime!!!!

 

[Thumper]

Damn...thought I would sneak that one by you...

OK where is that cell phone....

 

[Thumper]

Sounds like a Blondie tune...aptly named "Call Me"...from the American Gigolo soundtrack...

 

[Melody_lane]

there you go tempting me...
this is like waving around a bottle of vodka in front of a sobering alcoholic..not nice.

 

[Thumper]

*waving his cell phone*

Who? Me??? I am a good boy!!!

 

[Melody_lane]

609 *smirks*
704 *grins
865? what could it be? trial and error? *S*

 

[Thumper]

Thou tempts me.....but I am wary of awakening any innocents...What time is it there???

 

[Melody_lane]

20 minutes to 6am, approx.

I'm wary of posting my # on a BB.
I love you people, but hey...I girl can only go so far in her addictions.

 

[Thumper]

No doubt about being wary of posting your number....do you have my email??? Also a little anxious here....

 

[Melody_lane]

Do I have email??

but, of course...
delauren@cyberenet.net
melody_lane@hotmail.com
melody_lane@mail.com
melody_lane1920@yahoo.com

ohh, and probably a slew of others.

 

[Thumper]

mine is Wabbit89@hotmail.com

or phoenix777@fuse.net

or skdrw_69@hotmail.com

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Thumpster!

EatMe@Getalife.com

Feel free! Anytime!


(Ok...I'm done pickin' on ya...but JUST for tonight...hehehe) http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/devil.gif

 

[Sammyjo]

Is this a private conversation? or can anyone join?

I've definitely had my share of phone sex. You are right Melody, men will call, don't waste your money. I've spent my share, but with long-term long-distance thingys, I feel it is my obligation to call sometimes. If some yo-yo wants to call me, oh well. I have to admit that it has been a while since I've done it now. Just don't find anyone interesting enough to give them my number anymore.

LMAO @ the e-mail thing...I think I have about 20 different addys...and I only check a handful of them.

SJ

 

[Cheyenne]

melody lane: Hi, glad to meet you. I'm a cybersex-a-holic. I tried it a couple times and it was fun, but then I ran into one guy in particular and I'm addicted to him. I agree with thumper- the brain is the largest sex organ we have. Painting a picture with words to drive someone over the edge in cybersex isn't all that different from those of you who are authors of the stories on this site. I figure I just do my writing in RT, for one person. And the best part? He writes back! So am I ready for a support group yet? Probably not. But I can see this heading to where I will be.

 

[MADDOG]

Melody! Quick! What's your phone number?!

Let me get this straight. Random guys call your house (Like debt collectors and telemarketers) and you just say, "So... What are you wearing you BAAAAAAD BAAAAAAAD Boy?!"

Damn woman! You do have a kinky side! (I wasn't kidding, what's your number?!)

MADDOG

 

[Melody_lane]

Isn't my # posted? The majority of it is, you silly little man. That's how thumper 'tagged' me last night. Trial and error.
See, men are SO easy.

I don't mind giving my number out to most, except the ones that can't spell mastUrbate correctly. That really bugs me. IT should go on the Blurgh thread. Those guys that seem a little too anxious never get it either. They make me apprehensive.
SO, sorry to disappoint Maddog they are not Completely random.

BUt, when I get the surprise 3am caller, it does pretty much go how you said, once I have figured out who the hell I'm talking to, that is.

They make a little small talk, as if I don't know what they want, and then once I get bored with that, I make the intro. 'SO, whatcha wearin!?' I've gotten one of three responses, always.
1. boxers and a tee.
2. boxers (or briefs).
3. naked.
If it happens to be one of the first two, I coyly ask, 'what do you need those for?'
Et viola...phonesex has begun.

Cybersex...ya know, I used to do that, before I tried phone, and I can't bring myself to do it again. Afterall, it is a pain in the @ss to clean a sticky keyboard.

 

[MADDOG]

Melody, I'm still a little unclear about something. These "surprise 3am callers". Do you know them?! Or do you have a reputaion as the girl who likes to talk dirty to whoever happens to call her?!

And who calls you? Do you ask/want them to?! Do you arrange it or do they just call you?

MADDOG

P.S. American Phone numbers are so different to Aussie ones. I couldn't have cracked your code without notching up a $300 overseas phone bill!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Phonesex.

Uhmm that is something that I too like. To hear the woman climax to my words, wow!! I still do the cybersex thing too though, and that is something I like very much too!

Melody, can I call you sometime??

ShyGuy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Originally posted by MADDOG:

Let me get this straight. Random guys call your house (Like debt collectors and telemarketers) and you just say, "So... What are you wearing you BAAAAAAD BAAAAAAAD Boy?!"

Maddog.... you're not one of those guy who gets drunk then tries to chat up the telstra chicks are you? ... if not then just a thought.

Da chef

 

[Melody_lane]

The surprise 3am callers, are people that I have had phonesex with previously...but I wouldn't say I know them.

Some just up and call...not that I care, afterall I am usually awake. Although, there has been a time or two...but, I still phonefuck them. I'm too nice or too eager to please...or addicted don't ya think?

So, a variety of men call me. Usually arranged, sometimes not. Sometimes I ask them too, and most times want them to.
And sweetie, if you want my number, you can surely have it. *kiss*

Shyguy...you eager little man. We'll talk!
For now, I'm bed bound.
Night all.



[This message has been edited by melody_lane (edited 05-21-2000).]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Nope. Has to be the real thing. Will call you from Newark airport, and that's only to say, "I'm coming" in a whole different context.

Still, a Jersey-accented phonefuck sounds like a bit of home. Hmmm....