Supermarket asshole

deezire1900

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So last night we ran to the store to get a few things and of course, the checkout lines were long, but I saw this one cashier with her light off, and I asked her of she could take one more...she said yes and i proceeded to get into her very short line. I was by myself as my partner was getting ice...all of a sudden this huge angry guy in the next line starts in on me..."you should really let us go first, i am getting in line before you..."
i (in a calm manner) stated.."i asked, so i get it" and I smiled (not wanting to take this guy on). So he starts to come towards me, and my girl walks up...(she is a beautiful butchie girl, with very strong arms, and a hell of a frame. Although, she is only 5ft 7in, I would not mess with her) and she has to step inbetween us...she had some words for him, and he backed down fast. (she would have killed him, if he would have touched me)

What if I would been alone?

I think i could have defended myself, but I shouldn't have to!

Are we, as a society, so stressed, we are now starting fights in chekout lines?
 
Not necessarily. The guy might've just been in a bad mood or in a hurry. Or maybe he's just a supermarket asshole. I read that somewhere once...
 
Zergplex Says

Uh yeah, that is a normal thing. I work at Walmart and I see stuff like that every day of the week. That sounds relativly mild compared to some things, such as the fist fight that broke out in the front of our store once...

-Zergplex
 
that's when you tell them you hope their day gets better for them and go about your business. That really pisses them off.
 
I don't feel unsafe, but he was a big son of a bitch. If she wouldn't have been with, i probably would have just let the bastard go first. Or I could have started screaming for help in the middle of a busy store. I probably would have been noticed.
 
deezire1900 said:
So last night we ran to the store to get a few things and of course, the checkout lines were long, but I saw this one cashier with her light off, and I asked her of she could take one more...she said yes and i proceeded to get into her very short line. I was by myself as my partner was getting ice...all of a sudden this huge angry guy in the next line starts in on me..."you should really let us go first, i am getting in line before you..."
i (in a calm manner) stated.."i asked, so i get it" and I smiled (not wanting to take this guy on). So he starts to come towards me, and my girl walks up...(she is a beautiful butchie girl, with very strong arms, and a hell of a frame. Although, she is only 5ft 7in, I would not mess with her) and she has to step inbetween us...she had some words for him, and he backed down fast. (she would have killed him, if he would have touched me)

What if I would been alone?

I think i could have defended myself, but I shouldn't have to!

Are we, as a society, so stressed, we are now starting fights in chekout lines?

that should have been supermarket assholes.....the guy and you...

i guess you are so special you can't wait in the open lines like everyone else... if it were me i would have kicked your ass, your butch friends ass then took you home and fucked you straight!!
 
Deezire,
There is something about Walmart that draws out the worst in some people. I once asked a passing mgr. if she could open another register or two, and she replied "sure, wait right there and I'll get a cashire," indicating an adjacent register.
Well, there were several camo'd up guys at the end of the next line over, and the leader started making a big joke out of two of us standing at a closed register.....until a young cashire showed up. Then his attitude changed to exactly the same as your antagonist...apparently also embarrased that he looked so stupid to his friends.
I made the mistake of laughing at him, and he said a few choice things about my mother and started to reach for me. I stopped it all with a size 10 between the legs.
Subsequently a store rent-a-cop wanted to know why I would kick him like that, and my buddy laughed as he told the cop that this guy was a lot better off NOT having gotten close. He probably would have needed an ambulance.
Moral of this is: self defense in this context is reducing the encounter to three seconds or less. The longer it takes, the worse it is for you.
 
webshooter said:
Deezire,
There is something about Walmart that draws out the worst in some people. I once asked a passing mgr. if she could open another register or two, and she replied "sure, wait right there and I'll get a cashire," indicating an adjacent register.
Well, there were several camo'd up guys at the end of the next line over, and the leader started making a big joke out of two of us standing at a closed register.....until a young cashire showed up. Then his attitude changed to exactly the same as your antagonist...apparently also embarrased that he looked so stupid to his friends.
I made the mistake of laughing at him, and he said a few choice things about my mother and started to reach for me. I stopped it all with a size 10 between the legs.
Subsequently a store rent-a-cop wanted to know why I would kick him like that, and my buddy laughed as he told the cop that this guy was a lot better off NOT having gotten close. He probably would have needed an ambulance.
Moral of this is: self defense in this context is reducing the encounter to three seconds or less. The longer it takes, the worse it is for you.

cough cough..bullshit....
 
i guess you are so special you can't wait in the open lines like everyone else... if it were me i would have kicked your ass, your butch friends ass then took you home and fucked you straight!!


I wipe my ass with your opinion you fucking troll
 
Zergplex Says

webshooter said:
Deezire,
There is something about Walmart that draws out the worst in some people. I once asked a passing mgr. if she could open another register or two, and she replied "sure, wait right there and I'll get a cashire," indicating an adjacent register.
Well, there were several camo'd up guys at the end of the next line over, and the leader started making a big joke out of two of us standing at a closed register.....until a young cashire showed up. Then his attitude changed to exactly the same as your antagonist...apparently also embarrased that he looked so stupid to his friends.
I made the mistake of laughing at him, and he said a few choice things about my mother and started to reach for me. I stopped it all with a size 10 between the legs.
Subsequently a store rent-a-cop wanted to know why I would kick him like that, and my buddy laughed as he told the cop that this guy was a lot better off NOT having gotten close. He probably would have needed an ambulance.
Moral of this is: self defense in this context is reducing the encounter to three seconds or less. The longer it takes, the worse it is for you.

Rent a cop o_O;; what Walmart was this, as far as I know the company doesn't employ any rent a cops. We have security but they are undercover so there is no way to tell, and they are actually people we hired and trained rather then ren-a-cops ^_^()

Other then that nitpic that sounds about right for a normal day at Wal*mart. You should hear some of the stories I could tell -_-

-Zergplex
 
Not sure if anyone mentioned this already, but it reminds me of the incident that happened last year, of the woman attacking another woman because she was in the express lane- 12 items or less...with 13 items. *shakes head in disappointment*
 
I do that all the time, but only if the cashier says its ok...and I don't ask, but if they are bored they will motion you over.
 
Mary Hall said:
Yeah yeah laugh all you want asshole, your jealous cuz your not his type

is he a flamer???

now roll over and dream about someone you can't have....randy and me....
 
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