Super Important Poll!

Have you ever masturbated with a banjo or while listening to banjo music?

  • Oh hell yes!

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • NO! What kind of freak does that?

    Votes: 14 53.8%
  • Does a violin that\'s missing it\'s bow count?

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • I am picking OTHER Because I am a RETARD!!!!!111 (And I have masturbated to a picture of a squirrree

    Votes: 7 26.9%

  • Total voters
    26
*seriously thinks about the question*

I don't think I have.
 
I refuse to answer on the grounds that ....

OH, forget about it.

I'm a retarded squirrel lover, I admit it.
 
Forgot what? How to masturbate with a banjo?

Or are you implying that due to overdosing on various narcotics while hanging with a bluesgrass band, you no longer remember if it was a banjo or a violin/fiddle?
 
And this other time... at band camp...

:D

(Sorry.. with all these musical instruments it HAD to be said!)
 
Personally, I prefer the dulcimer, but a banjo'll do in a pinch.
 
How to masturbate with a banjo

Take erect penis and/or clit

Move that against the strings and play music!

Do not play dueling banjos. THat is SOOOOOO cliche!
 
I live in Alabama. There isn't any way to avoid it. Dun nu nun nun nun nu...
 
LMAO!

~picturing Silly masturbating to banjo music & humming along....~
 
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