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I like coming with my bare ass hanging over the sofa.
Ditto. I also like making someone else come that way.
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Ditto. I also like making someone else come that way.
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Out of resect for VM's squeemishness, I change the question to "come with cuffs and a blindfold".
Right now, it's coming with a bare ass bent over the back of a sofa.
That could work, under the right circumstances.
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Damn that is a nice thing to pop into a thread and read. PS How was the new toy?
It was disappointing. I'm not a fan of bullet vibes. Just not powerful enough to be effective on their own. They're only good as sexual condiments -- adding a little extra flavor.
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Bullet vibes are good as condiments or in more "constrained" circumstances. Like having to commute home with something to put me in a much better mindset. Have one set I like but damn, you'd think if we could plan better o rings for the shuttle, bullet vibes would be easier.
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Don't you find that with battery powered toys in general? I much prefer electrical ones, I think, although I do admit my experience is somewhat limited.
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Agreed. However, I believe all research should first focus on a truly strapless double that doesn't require kegels of steel for top thrusting.
Anything that takes a button battery is just too high frequency to be anything more than a tease to me. I have a rabbit vibe that takes 4 AAs that is quite effective, though, and a couple cordless/rechargeables (Delight, Acuvibe) that get the job done without an assist.
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All I know is that I'd really like to get my hands on "The Toy". Nothing like text messages sent to your phone triggering the vibes. A gift from the lover who is far away during the day. Would definitely make me more happy at work.
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http://www.thetoy.co.uk/
But it's still a bullet. A Bluetooth bullet. Sync one with my washer & dryer -- and I might like laundry a bit more.
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Yes, that's the one! Gotta have some discreet pleasure at work. Not like my Euphoria, no being discreet with that toy!
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I'm waiting for some genius to come up with a toy for guys that has the same effect on us that a butterfly or a rabbit vibe has on the ladies. Not that one could wear it to work but it would be fun to have it used on one. I'd even tolerate being strapped (not tied!) down.
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But does it induce euphoria?
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Just pray it doesn't induce euphorbia!
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/euphorbia-1.jpg
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First time I've laughed and cried and came all at once. Does that count as euphoria? (please note: have done a and c, b and c, a and b, but hadn't done a, b, and c)
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I'm sold. Ordering one now.
Yeah, poor Nero walked in on the end of that session. Had to pour me into bed and bring OJ and water. Be sure to put it and it's suction base on a sturdy piece of furniture.
Although it does work well on a large body ball. Talk about a workout!
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DAYUM!
Ooooo! Body ball. I have one of those. *gears turning*Yeah, poor Nero walked in on the end of that session. Had to pour me into bed and bring OJ and water. Be sure to put it and it's suction base on a sturdy piece of furniture.
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DAYUM!
Ooooo! Body ball. I have one of those. *gears turning*
Yes, what better to get that bouncing motion from? And suction cups work well on them. And they work out those muscles.
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Your bandito looks like the Euphoria. Have fun with that!
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Have a couple suction-y toys!
Hmm...that sparkly one sure is purdy.
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Yeah, poor Nero walked in on the end of that session. Had to pour me into bed and bring OJ and water. Be sure to put it and it's suction base on a sturdy piece of furniture.
Six to eight days.
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Six to eight days.
Oooh let me know what you think of it! And I am serious about a sturdy place for that suction cup base.
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I'm excited to get it. I haven't had a new toy in a while. Thanks for the recommendation.
