Summoning the Kitty Mama

[Ravenloft]

Isn't it required we all dance around a computer naked at midnight in the moonlight? No? Well, it should be!

You all are messing with powers you know nothing about!

Pagan power point is not to be trifled with!

Haven't you seen The Craft?

You are Nancy and things won't end well for you if you invoke the kitty goddess without first protecting yourselves!

I would suggest a body condom and lavender scented personal lube, just to be safe. She can't hurt you if you're slippery!

Fools!

 

[Comshaw]

You all are messing with powers you know nothing about!

Pagan power point is not to be trifled with!

Haven't you seen The Craft?

You are Nancy and things won't end well for you if you invoke the kitty goddess without first protecting yourselves!

I would suggest a body condom and lavender scented personal lube, just to be safe. She can't hurt you if you're slippery!

Fools!

I think you might be right, slathering ourselves with lube from head to toe would help. The full body condom? i'm into living dangerously. I think it would help though if we chant passages from our favorite porn story as an incantation.

 

[Ravenloft]

I think you might be right, slathering ourselves with lube from head to toe would help. The full body condom? i'm into living dangerously. I think it would help though if we chant passages from our favorite porn story as an incantation.

Changing passages from the books of porn might work if Manu is busy elsewhere, but playing YouTube cat videos might be more inticing to her, she is known as the kitty mamma for a reason.

Also, if I remember correctly any reference to Harold and Maude has a way of drawing the two of them out of the wood work as well.

I respected their might and power too much to actually engage with them directly when I was young, an acolyte of rotica as it were, too timid to dare look upon their visages any time they made themselves available to the cock flock, cult of the clit? What have you!

In my neivete, I filled the halls with humor as best I knew how, but feared and respected all those more sophisticated clergy who seemed so far above me in wit and wisdom that I barely saw them as peers. I may have been too hard on myself,thinking that I did not measure up to the class and candor of the likes of Dixon Carter Lee and others.

I know a few of them made me feel welcome, but I was so unsure of myself, of my own wit and candor, that I truly did not know if I belonged amongst my brother's and sisters of the uncouth! I think I used humor to feel as though I belonged amongst you all.

I've had many sabatacles from here, over the years, but I think I may have become better for it and a much more interesting pervert in many ways and might just have the right level of wit and candor to hold a sermon on semen as so many mighty ones have before me.

I would probably not touch the alter though, it looks sticky...

How many have left offerings here?! Like, Jesus Christ! I need a mop!!!

 

[scrymettet]

It's time for Laurelle The Kitty Mama to make her return to the GeeBee.

The Pookie has spoken.

So shall it be.

Pretty please?????

I will start to sell kitten coockies. Like scout girl coockies but with real kitten bits.

 

[patient1]

Oh, she'll probably turn up when I log off.

 

[Ravenloft]

I will start to sell kitten coockies. Like scout girl coockies but with real kitten bits.

Is that wise? I mean putting cock in the cookies is fine but I wouldn't dare put dead kitten bits in her food... She prefers them whole and Alive, I'm almost positive!

 

[scrymettet]

Oh, she'll probably turn up when I log off.

do you ever ?

 

[scrymettet]

Is that wise? I mean putting cock in the cookies is fine but I wouldn't dare put dead kitten bits in her food... She prefers them whole and Alive, I'm almost positive!

that's the bait. She will show up to stop me

 

[scrymettet]

ps, did i mispell cookies again ?

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, she'll probably turn up when I log off.

Not saying you have to right away, or that I want you to, but that might just be the case, the energy surrounding us old perverts might be holding the gates through which she hides from this plane of existence closed.

Have you tried not being as much of a pervert?

I'm innocent, so I know I'm not holding the portal closed.

Maybe one of the other original cult leaders is hiding under the alter, waiting to pop ot and service the next preacher of perversion?

 

[Ravenloft]

ps, did i mispell cookies again ?

No, I think you spelled it just right.