Summer 2025 Reading List Challenge!!!

[SissyBrandi19]

Let’s talk about this summer’s reading list challenge! Many such “challenges” exist and all but this one have one key feature – the lack of anything challenging. Not this list and not this summer, Becky! We at the Lady of Perpetual Sorrow and Somewhat of a Drama Queen Guild have put together a summer reading list that many will find challenging. What makes this list particularly challenging? None of the books on this list, actually exist. I know, right?! How fun! Sure, you may have an issue locating one or two of the books on this list, but the other ones? Good luck! You’re not going to find “one or two” either – because every one of these titles have a home solely in the mind of the list creator (a.k.a. Creator). Oh, you’re an “influencer”? You probably think you are hot shit, don’t you? Fragrance aside, prepare to be humbled in the presence of a Creator – Me! What do you mean, what about “The Creator”? There’s another Creator? Does that one have a book list? He has his own book – really? If it had any audience, I would have heard of it, so I don’t think I’m buying what you’re selling, Your Eminence.

The 2025 Summer Reading Challenge Book List​

• Color Me Unified: Conversations on Racial Harmony - Joy Reid & Caryn Johnson (Whoopi Goldberg in her marginally slightly less insane persona)
• Marketing Strategies That Elevate the Brand - Alissa Heinerscheid (Foreword by Roberto Goizueta)
• Principles of Effective Debate & Oration - Kamala Harris (A Very Special Foreword by Joseph R. Biden)
• Stay True to the Story: Cherished Tales of My Childhood - Rachel Zegler
• Courage! Telling the Truth Even When It Hurts - Jussie Smollett (Ded. To God)
• I Stand for Truth: Reporting the Facts While Eschewing the Narrative - Rachel Maddow (Ded. To My Heroes of Truth, my co-workers at MSNBC – and Lucifer)
• Become the Nice Guy: Rules of Decorum & The Art of Holding One’s Tongue – Donald John Trump (author of Why Insult When You Can Elevate? As well as Don’t Rock the Boat! Lessons in Conceding & NYT Best Seller I Never Claimed to be Best: The Value of Having a Sprit of Humility)
• The Kinesthetics of Movement: Fundamentals of Ballet & Modern Dance – Stephen Hawking (author of NYT Seller Spazz! and 3-Time Prix de Lausanne)
• Goldbach’s Conjecture, Rational Equations & The Euler-Mascheroni Constant: A Primer – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (includes a never-before-seen essay by a young AOC, aged 8, titled The Irrefutability of Stochastic Reflective Processes)
• It Was Never About Me: Lessons in Humility & Resilience – Meghan Markle

And a Bonus Very Difficult Volume to Acquire:

• Tested by Fire, Sharpened by Stone: Men of Courage & The Importance of Being Authentic to One’s Dignity – Dylan Mulvaney (Preface by Chuck Norris, Dana White & Andrew Tate, with a very special Foreword to the Preface, by Dr. Jordan Peterson, featuring a very special Preface to the Foreword to the Preface by the President of these United States, Donald J Trump)

The Bonuses, They Just Keep Bonusin’!

• Golden Tongues & Silver Spoons: Poems, Toasts & Witticisms for All Occasions – Elon Musk & Barron Trump (with a very special Foreword by Hellen Keller)

There you have it! Twelve classic books that never have seen actual existence in this dimension! How many can you find?! The answer is zero – unless you’re cheating. Happy Hunting, folks!

 

[Wylie3]

What that great piece of fiction The Art of the Deal by one Donald J Trump not good enough to make the list, he will have a follow up out in a few years called How I Screwed America.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

What that great piece of fiction The Art of the Deal by one Donald J Trump not good enough to make the list, he will have a follow up out in a few years called How I Screwed America.

They're all actors, every, single one of them is screwing us - anyone who thinks it's limited to one side is a fool.