Suicide via "Bus Jumping?"

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes.

In the past two weeks - in Northern Virginia - two young women - two completely different cases - have jumped from the emergency exit, bathroom windows on Greyhound busses.

I mean - pills, poison, gas, exhaust, pistol to the temple, shot-gun to the mouth, jumping from a building or a bridge, walking in front of a train???? All accepted forms of taking ones own life - right?

But you gotta be low - real low - to secretly slip into a nasty ass bus bathroom and fucking jump from a pried open exit window......

SPLAT!!!!

I can't think of a less dignified way to end it.

 

[Never]

Sparky Kronkite:
"I can't think of a less dignified way to end it."

Well, you could always masturbate while hanging from your doorway with a belt around your neck, pass out after orgasm and strangle to death.
That wouldn't be dignified.

 

[PacificBlue]

I have to agree with Never...that is pretty undignified. sheesh!

*making mental note...no more masturbating from doorways*

 

[Pokerman]

*making mental note...no more masturbating from doorways*

Wondering how often PacificBlue engages in that activity.

 

[Never]

Vlad the Impaler would sometimes roast the captured commanders of an enemy army alive while their men watched and then force feed the men their remains.
I think that wouldn't be too dignified.

And we're talking about reality, mythology has some horribly undignified ways to die - like getting your intestines sucked out through your anus.
Mmmm intestine.

 

[doctor_insanus]

That Vlad... there's a man who knew how to party!

Mmmm... anus!