Suggestions for fuck-me-now clothes

[Vermilion]

I have been giving this a lot of thought and the answer was in front of all of us all along.

Have her wear nothing but a red pair of high heels. It is the sexiest thing that I have ever seen!

<has had chocolate now. Giggles>
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[Jenny_Jackson]

Depends on where she's going...

Western club... Way tight jeans... tube top over a plaid shirt... shit-kickers

Dance Club ... got looking like Britney Spears... (you'll either get fucked or laughed at )

God... I've gotten fucked in a grocery story in shorts,T shirt and thongs.

 

[i812]

<has had chocolate now. Giggles>
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So glad to see that your load is lighter. On Wednesday it seemed that someone had beaten you with a cricket bat. I could feel my friends pain across the Atlantic.

 

[minsue]

Damn Straight.

Jade Goody and that Liverpudlian twit on Big Brother are not reliable guides to all of British womanhood. Unfortunately the more under-stated of us have less social visibility because we're not out getting bladdered and maiking twats of ourselves every weekend (or on national television).

<getting pretty stroppy, but fully aware of it. It's under control, but I'll need chocolate soon>

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Ah, but you forget one thing - questions here are more likely than not to be answered by americans, also not reliable guides to british womanhood. Any of those tops would be absolutely normal for a US 20 something on the pull. (the original question, not so much for the "arty middle class" listed later. Arty middle class women don't go on the pull so I don't know how they'd dress ) Hence the meow.

~ M, who wears a hoodie (though not a gaudy one like that! ) and is neither a teenager nor a chav.


PS - We've a house full of chocolate. Come on over.

 

[Vermilion]

Ah, but you forget one thing - questions here are more likely than not to be answered by americans, also not reliable guides to british womanhood. Any of those tops would be absolutely normal for a US 20 something on the pull. (the original question, not so much for the "arty middle class" listed later. Arty middle class women don't go on the pull so I don't know how they'd dress ) Hence the meow.

~ M, who wears a hoodie (though not a gaudy one like that! ) and is neither a teenager nor a chav.


PS - We've a house full of chocolate. Come on over.

<runs, taking with her a collection of crappy DVDs and a large jug of hot chocolate sauce with a spoon>

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(bet you don't wear your hoodie with matchings trackie botoms. Also - I really am eating chocolate sauce straight from the jug. Chocolate and cream melted in the microwave. Good on ice cream, but we have no ice cream)

ps- to i812 - many kisses. wednesday was bad, yesterday and today were difficult, but not so overwhelming. Having this forum to escape to is my salvation at the moment. Kisses to you all.

 

[minsue]

(bet you don't wear your hoodie with matchings trackie botoms.

Dear god, no. Just a plain gray hoodie & with jeans. (And I was shocked to find that there appear to be people here who are afraid of someone in a hoodie. )

Also - I really am eating chocolate sauce straight from the jug. Chocolate and cream melted in the microwave. Good on ice cream, but we have no ice cream)

There's nothing wrong with that. Well, the eating it straight from the jug part...having no ice cream is simply criminal.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear god, no. Just a plain gray hoodie & with jeans. (And I was shocked to find that there appear to be people here who are afraid of someone in a hoodie. )
There's nothing wrong with that. Well, the eating it straight from the jug part...having no ice cream is simply criminal.

No room in the freezer

And in some places the wearing of a hoodie is tantamount to a gang tatoo. I'm serious. It's astounding (and I'm not being sarcastic) how terrifying a group of scrawny 14 years olds with miscellaneous piercings and too much hair gel and general grease can be. When there's enough of them they become almost feral and the group mentality takes over.

I love England and the Uk so much, it's just such a shame about some of the people in it.
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[Guest]

God... I've gotten fucked in a grocery story in shorts,T shirt and thongs.

I'm definitely going to the wrong grocery store.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm definitely going to the wrong grocery store.

You and me both.

 

[3113]

Those all work for me to one extent or another; the one on the middle right probably best (I imagine the daughter might wear the one top right or the one middle left, but mother wouldn't, I don't think.

What would you call the middle right style?

http://www.greatglam.com/prod_images_large/thunderfront1.jpg
That one would work for mom, and it's a skin-tight, silky black cropped top with a sheer, plunging neckline. It's paired with low-rise jeans.

Product description: The sultry top is sleek and stretchy with sheer crop sleeves and sheer fabric bordering the neckline.

http://www.sexycreations.com/newimages/casual/cover.jpg

Works for me. Again, how would you describe that?

That's a cute, cropped, black-and-scarlet velvet hoodie with tight, matching, black and scarlet low-rise pants (yes, all contrasting velvet).