Suggestions for fuck-me-now clothes

[SimonBrooke]

Scene: twenty-year old woman suggesting to her mother that she goes out and looks for a man for sex:

Laura looked at her mother, suddenly alert. "You don't want Trixie to
get fucked, do you?"

"Laura! Don't use that language in front of me!"

"But you don't, do you?"

"She's too young."

"She's eighteen, Mum."

"I know, but she's a very young eighteen."

"Bollocks, Mum. Just because she's clever. You know, you'd do us all a
favour if you would go out and get laid. It's five years since dad
left, and you'll wear that vibrator out..."

"That's enough, Laura! I do not use a vibrator!"

"Why do you keep one in your bedside drawer, then?"

Sheila blushed angrily, and changed the subject. "Who's this Obi Wan?
Is he David's replacement?"

"Heather can wish," said Laura. "I saw him first. Mum, he is like
completely amazing... he's this lecturer we've got for sculpture. ..."

"Lou, you're not thinking of sleeping with one of - you aren't
sleeping with a lecturer, are you?"

"I wish," said Laura, fervently. "No, I don't think he's interested
in... any of us. But there's no harm in trying... You should meet him,
Mum. You'd... on second thoughts, no. You're too hot and I don't want
any more competition!"

"I'm hot?" Sheila was surprised and distracted.

"Well, you are, Mum. Or you would be if you didn't wear those bloody
suits. You should borrow my jeans sometime, and a crop-top."

"Oh, for heaven's sake, Laura, I'd never get into your jeans..."

"Bet you would," said Laura, stripping them off. "Dare you."

OK, what I'm stumbling over is what clothes Laura should suggest Sheila should borrow. I've put 'jeans and a crop-top', but I think that just shows hoe out of touch I am. I'm assuming that mother and daughter are pretty much the same build, and that Sheila actually would fit Laura's clothes. What do twenty year olds wear just now when they're going out on the pull?

 

[Vermilion]

Scene: twenty-year old woman suggesting to her mother that she goes out and looks for a man for sex:



OK, what I'm stumbling over is what clothes Laura should suggest Sheila should borrow. I've put 'jeans and a crop-top', but I think that just shows hoe out of touch I am. I'm assuming that mother and daughter are pretty much the same build, and that Sheila actually would fit Laura's clothes. What do twenty year olds wear just now when they're going out on the pull?

Try knee-high boots and a clingy wrapover dress. Something sexy and wearable by both generations.
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[Vermilion]

Also you can have fun with the skirt falling open etc... a ruse used by most women at some time or another
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[SimonBrooke]

Picture?

Try knee-high boots and a clingy wrapover dress. Something sexy and wearable by both generations.
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Can you find a picture of the sort of thing you mean?

H'mmm... do I get to demand payment for favours?

 

[Guest]

"going out on a pull" - new phrase to this Yank. I like it.

The skirt falling open is a good one--has worked on me!

Is this apparel for a date, or for perhaps a walk around campus to accidently meet the lecturer?

 

[Vermilion]

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/P10220055.jpg

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[Guest]

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/P10220055.jpg

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I would definitely find that sexy on a slim early 40's woman.

I hope a guys opinion counts here.

 

[Vermilion]

"going out on a pull" - new phrase to this Yank. I like it.

It's actually 'going out on *the* pull'... Before you make yourself look silly.

The skirt falling open is a good one--has worked on me!

Is this apparel for a date, or for perhaps a walk around campus to accidently meet the lecturer?

That's the beauty of it - could be either! Depends what you wear it with

ie- chunky brown boots or slutty black, pointy, stilletto boots or shoes.

A t-shirt underneath to preserve a little modesty or w/o to show the cleavage.

A scarf to cover the throat or sparkly jewellery.

Do you see?
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[Guest]

Thanks for the clarification.

If going casual, one thing I find sexy on older women who are trim enough to get away with it, is short enough tops to give just a peek at her belly button and flat stomach. It's a trophy of their hard work staying fit and trim.

 

[Vermilion]

Thanks for the clarification.

If going casual, one thing I find sexy on older women who are trim enough to get away with it, is short enough tops to give just a peek at her belly button and flat stomach. It's a trophy of their hard work staying fit and trim.

Just makes me feel cold.

 

[mjl2010]

Start with heels

and work your way up. Red preferably.

A skirt no lower than just above the knee. Sexy hose, not pantyhose either. Leave the panties in the drawer, unless they are really tiny.

Red slitted skirt, those seamed red tinted thigh highs with the lace tops.

Then a button down top that's, open to show plenty but not everything. If she wears a bra it's lace and flimsy. The lace should show through the unbuttoned part of the front. I'd say the top is white.

Red lipstick to match the shoes of course. Silver, not gold chain necklace that trails down into that cleavage.

Yeah. To me that says, Come Fuck Me Big Boy!

MJL

 

[3113]

Yeah. To me that says, Come Fuck Me Big Boy!

And leave the money on the dresser?

(Grin, duck and run....)

 

[Vermilion]

And leave the money on the dresser?

(Grin, duck and run....)

to quote Selena... *snerk*

 

[3113]

Okay, question. Where is this mom going to be going to get a guy? It makes a difference as to what she's going to wear. The pub down the street? A dance club? Or a bar in an expensive hotel?

Are mom and daughter Eastender or are they from the suburbs? What kind of clothing is the daughter into?

Because there are different kinds of "fuck me" clothes. It depends on where the daughter is going to send the mom looking for a guy. For the pub, she might indeed put her in jeans and a crop-top. Something like this:

http://www.greatglam.com/misc_images/newbasepicjan25.jpg

or this?

http://www.sexycreations.com/newimages/casual/cover.jpg

The daughter might be into interesting clothing. Like this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1930_34026384

Or this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1933_147027976

The daughter's style and where she plans to send mom make all the difference.

 

[i812]

A short denim skirt and a tube top.

 

[Vermilion]

Okay, question. Where is this mom going to be going to get a guy? It makes a difference as to what she's going to wear. The pub down the street? A dance club? Or a bar in an expensive hotel?

Are mom and daughter Eastender or are they from the suburbs? What kind of clothing is the daughter into?

Because there are different kinds of "fuck me" clothes. It depends on where the daughter is going to send the mom looking for a guy. For the pub, she might indeed put her in jeans and a crop-top. Something like this:

http://www.greatglam.com/misc_images/newbasepicjan25.jpg

or this?

http://www.sexycreations.com/newimages/casual/cover.jpg

The daughter might be into interesting clothing. Like this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1930_34026384

Or this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1933_147027976

The daughter's style and where she plans to send mom make all the difference.

Seriously? A top like that at the *pub*?
<sniggers> maybe in Soho...
Seriously though... wrapover dress was chosen due to it's versatility and current fashionability and the fact it suits most ages.

tbh - I've read the whole story now and I think it's fine as it is now. The clothing isn't actually that key a part of it.
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[minsue]

Seriously? A top like that at the *pub*?
<sniggers> maybe in Soho...
Seriously though... wrapover dress was chosen due to it's versatility and current fashionability and the fact it suits most ages.

tbh - I've read the whole story now and I think it's fine as it is now. The clothing isn't actually that key a part of it.
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Meow!

 

[3113]

Seriously? A top like that at the *pub*?

No one wears "Fuck-me-now" tops to the pub? No wonder all you Brits do there is drink

 

[minsue]

No one wears "Fuck-me-now" tops to the pub? No wonder all you Brits do there is drink

. .

 

[mjl2010]

And leave the money on the dresser?

(Grin, duck and run....)

He did ask for suggestions on "Come Fuck Me" clothes. If you want to say that, then say it.

MJL

 

[SimonBrooke]

Okay, question. Where is this mom going to be going to get a guy? It makes a difference as to what she's going to wear. The pub down the street? A dance club? Or a bar in an expensive hotel?

She isn't; her daughter thinks she should. But if she were, probably the dance club.

Are mom and daughter Eastender or are they from the suburbs? What kind of clothing is the daughter into?

Arty middle class - mother is an ex artist, now art gallery administrator; daughter at art college.

Because there are different kinds of "fuck me" clothes. It depends on where the daughter is going to send the mom looking for a guy. For the pub, she might indeed put her in jeans and a crop-top. Something like this:

http://www.greatglam.com/misc_images/newbasepicjan25.jpg

Those all work for me to one extent or another; the one on the middle right probably best (I imagine the daughter might wear the one top right or the one middle left, but mother wouldn't, I don't think.

What would you call the middle right style?

or this?

http://www.sexycreations.com/newimages/casual/cover.jpg

Works for me. Again, how would you describe that?

The daughter might be into interesting clothing. Like this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1930_34026384

Or this:

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1933_147027976

Not to my taste - they seem to me rather overproduced - but she isn't setting out to seduce me.

The daughter's style and where she plans to send mom make all the difference.

Absolutely. So, given arty middle class and a dance club, what would it be?

 

[Vermilion]

What would you call the middle right style?

C-list 'glamour' model page grabber?
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[Vermilion]

Works for me. Again, how would you describe that?

it's a hoodie. Chavs and teenagers wear it.

I'm 23. I do History of Art. My mother is middle aged, I have a 19 year old sister. Trust me on this subject.

And dance club is very subjective - what kind of dance? what kind of club? what kind of body shape?

my sister, the 19 year old with a UK size 6 figure, when she goes to a night club, wears teeny tiny shorts and a strappy top with stilettoes. She looks like a teenager dressing up as a prostitute. Like every other teenager. Any middle aged woman who chose that kind of garb would be seriously misguided.
Artsy people - more likely to go for floaty things, dresses, lots of jewellery, something vintage or a bit less 'obvious.'
Seriously Simon - this is a very minor part of the story. The daughter would suggest her jeans and one of her silky tops or her wrap-over dress. And tell her to change her hair cut or makeup maybe.
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<PMT misery giving way to PMT grumpiness>

 

[Vermilion]

Meow!

Damn Straight.

Jade Goody and that Liverpudlian twit on Big Brother are not reliable guides to all of British womanhood. Unfortunately the more under-stated of us have less social visibility because we're not out getting bladdered and maiking twats of ourselves every weekend (or on national television).

<getting pretty stroppy, but fully aware of it. It's under control, but I'll need chocolate soon>

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[i812]

I have been giving this a lot of thought and the answer was in front of all of us all along.

Have her wear nothing but a red pair of high heels. It is the sexiest thing that I have ever seen!