Subway's Jared has gone off the rails OR Subway needs to screen their next spokesman

[atariblue]

I normally don't make a habit to hang out on the GB, but I haven't a place to put this.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/19/subways-jared-pleads-guilty-to-kiddie-porn-and-sex-crime-charges/

Apparently Subway's Jared blames his sex crimes and "mild pedophile" on his diet. So the moral of the story is "Do not solely eat Subway to lose weight unless you want to be a sexual criminal."

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Personally, I think it was that "mayonnaise" he was slathering on his "salami."

 

[intolerance]

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[Pookie]

Personally, I think it was that "mayonnaise" he was slathering on his "salami."

He should've stayed away from the kids menu.

 

[Pookie]

Intolerance ordered spam, I see.

 

[phrodeau]

Intolerance ordered spam, I see.

And it ain't kosher.

 

[allateup]

Nice to read a couple of the childboss' favorite butt kissers offer their own 2nd grade innuendos in relation to the very serious issue of child pornography and the sexual abuse of children, on a Board she insists allows ADULT MATERIAL ONLY and tolerates no references to underage sex in any way, shape, or form.

Keep 'em coming, progressives: the childboss has given you the green light.

 

[juttjaw]

Nice to read a couple of the childboss' favorite butt kissers offer their own 2nd grade innuendos in relation to the very serious issue of child pornography and the sexual abuse of children, on a Board she insists allows ADULT MATERIAL ONLY and tolerates no references to underage sex in any way, shape, or form.

Keep 'em coming, progressives: the childboss has given you the green light.

That was a very long sentence.

 

[Pookie]

Nice to read a couple of the childboss' favorite butt kissers offer their own 2nd grade innuendos in relation to the very serious issue of child pornography and the sexual abuse of children, on a Board she insists allows ADULT MATERIAL ONLY and tolerates no references to underage sex in any way, shape, or form.

Keep 'em coming, progressives: the childboss has given you the green light.

[singsong]

Eyer got a whippin'! Eyer got a whippin'! Eyer got a whippin'!

[/singsong]


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[Emerson40]

Looks like someone is stress eating...


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Photo: Jared Fogle enters the Birch Bayh Federal Building and United States Courthouse for sentencing, Thursday, November 19, 2015.
(Photo: Kelly Wilkinson/The Star)