!!!Subway Series - Good for All!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

If the World Series becomes an all NYC, Subway series - it will mean big bucks and big attention for a city already in the news nearly every night, all around the world……………

Numerous reasons why America and rest of the World really do want a Subway Series……..

They get to see who Hillory Clinton and Rick Lazio root for.

Everyone wants to see where lame duck Mayor Rudy Gulliani sits his sore ass during the games.

Where else could you ladies have a chance to see or meet both Derek Jeter and Mike Piazza, two of the richest single men in baseball - in the same bar?

Everyone wants to give NYC cab driver's a chance to improve their English skills.

It will mean world exposure for the burrow known as the Bronx - maybe then somebody will do something about it.

John Rocker will be sitting at home, watching on TV - instead of openly being a bigot and getting pelted with double A batteries.

The Mets could actually have a real chance at winning the Big One, the World Series - again. Maybe.

NYC cops and garbage collectors would make lots of overtime, helping greatly improve the world economy.

The world would get to see Jerry Seinfeld and his pregnant wife - every night of the week.

Nothing puts the world to sleep easier than starring into Joe Torre's eyes.

The whole world would get to see the excessive opulence of George Steinbrenner's box.

The world would get to see Don Zimmer - UCH!!!!! Dig it!

Where else can the world witness two teams that hate each other so much, that the fan's cut each other up with box cutters on the way to the game?

The world can never see too many, gang colors, panty-hose caps and real, yes, real live Guido's!

It gives the world the chance to reap the benefits of yet another colorful, artistic language - Graffiti.

The self professed Capitol of The World needs even more attention.

Besides - Seattle? St. Louis? Where are they again?

 

[Savage Kitten]

HI Sparkmeister

I don't really know what the hell you are talking about (where's NY?? haha) I just wanted to stop and and say HI b4 I head out to work

Oh yeah.. i was wonderin.. are you still throwing your balls around?? I've been practicing catching lately *wink* hehehe

 

[lala]

well sparky, i'm from seattle, and i have to say if the mariners get any farther i may have to recant mysaying that a bad team can have a good season, and i hate going back on something i've said my entire life!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've actually lost them.......

One rolled under a cab, never to be found - and the other one mysteriously vanished - I later found it "planted" - yes planted, in a flower pot right next my avacodo sprout.

Yes! It took root and you wouldn't believe what sprung up.......

Anyway - I'm balless now. If you have any to spare (your ex's?) pitch'em to me and I'll plug'em on in and see how they work.

Does my voice sound high to you?

Later - go to work.

 

[CreamyLady]

Shit. It's about baseball. And New York.

(Loses interest, and leaves.)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

lala, yer right......

A bad team can have a good season or vice versa - and the Mets and the Yanks may both be examples of such - who knows? I thought they'd both go out first round. Both teams - their last two weeks of play sucked huge bone. I am very surprised.

Anyway - good luck to your waterlogged team - keep that sun shining and don't go blind lookin' for whales. And don't go near that fish throwin' place either. Those guys are cute but they stink. And the thing is "you know" where their hands have been.

It could ruin a poor girls rep.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I was so irritated. The actually cut a darned boring football game short for one of those, those baseball things. I mean honestly. The only thing going for baseball is the uniform. The rest of it is even more boring than watching two loser college football teams fight to see whose the biggest loser.

Sparky love, I live about 20 miles from downtown Manhattan. Aren't I the lucky devil?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Now - now ladies........

I can see how anyone can have an opin like that regarding baseball - I really can. But it is my belief that those who hold such an opinion - really don't know how to play the game all that well.

I love football - played it in school! But the sophistication of baseball is really quite unique and takes years of carefully accumulated knowledge (playing the game for real) to fully appreciate.

I hate soccer - I don't understand soccer - I hate soccer - I don't understand soccer - I never played soccer - I hate soccer.

See? It's easy.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Now - now ladies........

But the sophistication of baseball is really quite unique and takes years of carefully accumulated knowledge (playing the game for real) to fully appreciate.

I don't know how they do it, cram all that wild riotous pure adrenalizing baseball excitement into a those four jampacked wild and crazy minutes, leaving only the tiniest fraction of the game, the other 3 hours and 56 minutes left for the fan to catch their breath. It's not fair, with all the excitement, I don't think the fans have enough time to calm their blood pressure, slow the heart rate. I'm sure there are alot of heart attacks attributable to the sheer wonderful non stop excitement of a baseball game.

Crossing my eyes and trying to touch the tip of my nose with my tongue and other exciting fun tricks while waiting impatiently for those trickle sized moments of excitement. Maybe we'll get lucky and see the baseball players spank each other again.

 

[DriveSouth]

No way it is good for all!!!!

Some of us out here could care less about New York City and the teams that populated it!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Huffy - Huffy.....

Must have been shanghied as a kid - taken to NYC and forcebley gang raped by subway Trolls. Yikes! Did I say Trolls?

C'mon baby drive south - with the one you luuuuu - uve!

Some folks just don't like variety in life - the John Rocker's of the world.

I guess ya gotta have'em.

I guess.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And speaking of which.....

Bigotry I mean.

I figure: We're all turning coco anyway - ya know? Eventually the math of the dominant gene wins. Darker!

So - you might as well bend over and get fucked by someone of color right now!!!! I mean what the hell!!!

Does anyone really think they can maintain racial purity? Build an Island of Yellow folk and a Fortress for White folk?

I don't think so Tim......

So.... fuck thy neighbor and bear his child - red, yellow, black, coco, orange, green what-the-fuck ever - and the sooner the better. The sooner we all blend to one color - the better - might even save this fuckin' stone.

Besides - it helps bread out all the ass-holes.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Sparky it would appear that twisting your knobs causes your personality to explode. Wtf? We were talking baseball and now breeding for the sake of color unity? give me a pill, please!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah sorry -

But when I emote - I fuckin' emote - you should see me cum...