SubJoe, I Miss You!

[carsonshepherd]

Your wit, your humor, your sexy avs, your litotes (whatever the fuck that is.) Come home soon and read this thread filled with love for you!

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Your wit, your humor, your sexy avs, your litotes (whatever the fuck that is.) Come home soon and read this thread filled with love for you!

Yeah, what he said.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Agreed. Or at least post more pictures of yourself in NYC so that I can continue to image you in my increasingly perverse Billy Crystal Latex Revue.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

Agreed. Or at least post more pictures of yourself in NYC so that I can continue to image you in my increasingly perverse Billy Crystal Latex Revue.

Shanglan

Do tell....

 

[matriarch]

Your wit, your humor, your sexy avs, your litotes (whatever the fuck that is.) Come home soon and read this thread filled with love for you!

LITOTES is the opposite of HYPERBOLE

A figure of speech consisting of an understatement in which an affirmative is expressed by negating its opposite, as in This is no small problem.

Got it?

One of the few technical terms I remember from English Language lessons in high school. A word which fascinated me, and only in the last few years have I been able to use.


OK. Threadjack over.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Do tell....

Quoted from the "$5/minute to see Billy Crystal" thread ...

Agreed. If I'm paying $5/minute to see Crystal, he'd better be clad in latex fellating a pair of muscular young Adonises and taking strap-on from the US women's soccer team. Joe, on the other hand, can just buy me drinks.

I would pay vast sums to not see Emeril LaGasse. On the other hand, if he and Billy are both in the latex/Adonis/stap-on act, I'm there.

May the image haunt you all of your days.

 

[minsue]

May the image haunt you all of your days.

I'm terrified it will.

 

[carsonshepherd]

LITOTES is the opposite of HYPERBOLE

A figure of speech consisting of an understatement in which an affirmative is expressed by negating its opposite, as in This is no small problem.

Got it?

One of the few technical terms I remember from English Language lessons in high school. A word which fascinated me, and only in the last few years have I been able to use.


OK. Threadjack over.

I know, I'm just jerking Joe's.... chain.

 

[Guest]

I love Joe, cos he's a cunt.

 

[logophile]

I miss him too. He sent me one PM and then disappeared...
*sigh*

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I miss him too. He sent me one PM and then disappeared...
*sigh*

We all miss him. I haven't seen one of his posts in, what? Ten minutes?



Q_C

 

[Dar~]

I miss his witty repartee

 

[logophile]

We all miss him. I haven't seen one of his posts in, what? Ten minutes?



Q_C

Something like that...

 

[Guest]

We all miss him. I haven't seen one of his posts in, what? Ten minutes?



Q_C

Quite! LOL.

How dare he not spend every minute of every day here?

 

[Guest]

well, i for one, dont miss monkey boy one whit!
not at all, i tell ya
what with his excrement flinging exercises
nope...
not at all....
so there.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Your wit, your humor, your sexy avs, your litotes (whatever the fuck that is.) Come home soon and read this thread filled with love for you!

Stalker


p.s. like I'm not

 

[BlackShanglan]

Stalker


p.s. like I'm not

You're not stalking me ... *sniff* ...

 

[Dar~]

You're not stalking me ... *sniff* ...

No, but I am!

 

[BlackShanglan]

No, but I am!

It's good to be loved.

 

[Dar~]

It's good to be loved.

Well, love is such a weak word, enamored, lusted after, or how about . . . the simple worshipped.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're not stalking me ... *sniff* ...

There you are, I've been driving by your house for hours and you haven't been home!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well, love is such a weak word, enamored, lusted after, or how about . . . the simple worshipped.

Mmmm. Stroking the horse's ego makes it grow much bigger. Stroke away. *purr*

There you are, I've been driving by your house for hours and you haven't been home!

Sorry, I was home but was hiding ... you drive the same car as Amicus.

 

[Dar~]

There you are, I've been driving by your house for hours and you haven't been home!

Oh, horsie has been home . .just otherwise occupied

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sorry, I was home but was hiding ... you drive the same car as Amicus.

Yeah, I've got to get rid of that black Humvee with "Die Homos" painted on the side.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yeah, I've got to get rid of that black Humvee with "Die Homos" painted on the side.

*giggle*

They don't realize it's German for "The Homos" ?