Subject: MATH

[forgetunome]

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband



When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my
love...don't wait up.

Your Wife

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO!!!!! OMG that was funny. It was funny. Was too.

 

[Jeff726]

y=mx+b

ax²+bx+c=0

a²+b²=c²

Ugh I have a math quiz tomorrow too.

And now we are learning "solving systems of linear equations by the augmented matrix method". I hate intermediate algebra!


Jeff
btw that joke was hilarious!

 

[Shelby]

Jeff,

I hope that wasn't bedroom talk. It was impressive,
in one of those scarey kind of ways. Good luck on the quiz tomorrow.

IMHO... Pie is something to be eaten.

 

[pandora]

hurrying up the aging process......let's see
54- 36= damnit Jeff now you have me doing math.

 

[Jeff726]

Jeff,

I hope that wasn't bedroom talk. It was impressive,
in one of those scarey kind of ways. Good luck on the quiz tomorrow.

IMHO... Pie is something to be eaten.

If you wanna hear bedroom talk, I'd be glad to give you a sample.

And I agree on pie. Can I have a slice of yours?