Sub Joe sightings?

[shereads]

Word on the street has him either selling reconditioned "Like New" vibrators at the General Board or jockeying for a position in the new Iraqi government. No takers yet on his suggestion that they need a Minister of Dirty Stories.

I don't find either theory credible. I'm half-convinced that Joe is really Crazy Preacher Man who shouts sermons into a broken bullhorn at the corner of Grand and Commodore in Coconut Grove.

 

[Dar~]

He hasn't been on in a while, I am convinced he is on tour with Britney and Christina. He'll be back when he realizes they really are teases.

 

[shereads]

He hasn't been on in a while, I am convinced he is on tour with Britney and Christina. He'll be back when he realizes they really are teases.

Your blouse is unbuttoned.

 

[Dar~]

Your blouse is unbuttoned.

oh, shit, I hope no one but you saw!!!

 

[shereads]

oh, shit, I hope no one but you saw!!!

At this hour? Don't lose any sleep over it, Dar. Only losers and hard-core insomniacs are online at this time of night, and half of them won't remember what they saw.

 

[Dar~]

At this hour? Don't lose any sleep over it, Dar. Only losers and hard-core insomniacs are online at this time of night, and half of them won't remember what they saw.

I wonder which I am??

 

[shereads]

I wonder which I am??

Have trouble sleeping? If your answer is "yes," you're with the lesser of the two evils.

I fall into a gray area tonight. Usually, I'm here because I can't sleep. Tonight, though, it's more complicated than that. I'm procrastinating a project for work that was due last Friday.

LOSER? You betcha!



Where's Sub Joe?

 

[sincerely_helene]

He mentioned to me a couple days ago that he is temporarily without internet service in his home, and things have been pretty hectic for him at work. Hope he hurries back to us. The boards just ain't the same without his crazy assed, multi-colored, retro acid trip seizure inducing jacket AV.

 

[shereads]

He mentioned to me a couple days ago that he is temporarily without internet service in his home, and things have been pretty hectic for him at work. Hope he hurries back to us. The boards just ain't the same without his crazy assed, multi-colored, retro acid trip seizure inducing jacket AV.

Jacket? I thought he was the one with the naked AV. You know, the guy with three schlongs?

That wasn't Sub Joe?

Nevermind, then.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Jacket? I thought he was the one with the naked AV. You know, the guy with three schlongs?

That wasn't Sub Joe?

Nevermind, then.

Yet another reason the photoshop cloning tool ought to be outlawed.

 

[neonlyte]

Yet another reason the photoshop cloning tool ought to be outlawed.

cloning tool... is that an oxymoron?

 

[sincerely_helene]

cloning tool... is that an oxymoron?

I would have guessed irony, but I'm usually wrong about these things.

 

[Guest]

it was a 1970 dodge dart to be exact. he was slick, that man. silver tongued devil. took me and my woman for a ride, he did. i would have been affronted that he made lucky ride up front if he hadn't been so kind. i probably would have been angry if i had noticed how he stared at her cleavage if i had only had my wits about me. he bedeviled me...but i have his plastic jesus and fuzzy dice as evidence of his visit.
~v

 

[shereads]

it was a 1970 dodge dart to be exact. he was slick, that man. silver tongued devil. took me and my woman for a ride, he did. i would have been affronted that he made lucky ride up front if he hadn't been so kind. i probably would have been angry if i had noticed how he stared at her cleavage if i had only had my wits about me. he bedeviled me...but i have his plastic jesus and fuzzy dice as evidence of his visit.
~v

I think you've just written a hit country & western song! Congratulations...


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Dissolve thru calendar pages to indicate passage of time


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Reveal front page of Billboard magazine dated July 10 '05:

VELLETTES TOP C&W CHARTS WITH "I HAVE HIS PLASTIC JESUS"

 

[shereads]

I know he was here. The flatware is missing from the buffet again.

 

[NoJo]

Samovars have a lot of aardvark to do.

On a lighter note, Pop 54 emailed me to tell me he's alive and well and that I should fuck off and die. The old cunt.

 

[Guest]

Samovars have a lot of aardvark to do.

On a lighter note, Pop 54 emailed me to tell me he's alive and well and that I should fuck off and die. The old cunt.

i miss that sexy beastie.
the image in my head from 'the old cunt' is a roller coaster ride that has been shut down permanently...cobwebs and old collected dust...hrm....

 

[McKenna]

I have it on good authority he's been moonlighting over at the General Board.


Sshhhhh!


I think he's infiltrating their ranks in preparation for a hostile takeover. Muahahhahahahaha.

 

[shereads]

Samovars have a lot of aardvark to do.

On a lighter note, Pop 54 emailed me to tell me he's alive and well and that I should fuck off and die. The old cunt.

Writers make the best friends.

 

[shereads]

i miss that sexy beastie.
the image in my head from 'the old cunt' is a roller coaster ride that has been shut down permanently...cobwebs and old collected dust...hrm....

Are you thinking of the Krazy Kunt at Busch Gardens? That was a scary ride.

 

[CharleyH]

I saw some functions and calculus some where recently, I am certain Sub Joe had some part to play THE BASTARD!!!

 

[CharleyH]

Are you thinking of the Krazy Kunt at Busch Gardens? That was a scary ride.

Hm ... Lesbian tendancies! Americans. hmph!

 

[shereads]

SubJoe Sightings Part II

WTF are you? We worry.

 

[sincerely_helene]

WTF are you? We worry.

He went away on vacation for a bit with the family, but should be back sometime soon if memory serves.

 

[Somme]

Are you thinking of the Krazy Kunt at Busch Gardens? That was a scary ride.

nice, krisp, konsonants