Stupid thread of the evening

[ShamelessFlirt]

Isn't it weird that we celebrate birthdays? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to celebrate the day we were conceived? Think about it for a second. When we're born, the world gets a little bit smaller, tougher even. Conversely, isn't it more of an occasion in this age of failing relationships that our parents had sex? And since we can only approximate when this even occurred, we can use that as an excuse to celebrate that much more. So I hereby propose the national holiday of "conception week". The goal is to spend the entire week trying to get as ossified as you imagine your parents were to believe that bringing another life into this world is a good thing. Not to mention numb enough to imagine your parents "doing it" ...lol

So when's your conception week??

 

[perks]

they forgot to write that down. I think it was the weed, or the speed, or the bourbon.

 

[freakygirl]

Well I was born in August of 1968.. so they must have been doing something in November of 1967..

 

[Cheyenne]

June, 1957 Oklahoma

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

they forgot to write that down. I think it was the weed, or the speed, or the bourbon.

I'm amazed they accomplished anything on all those stimulants!

 

[deliciously_naughty]

that would involve thinking of my parents having sex...ewwwww

 

[millieteases]

And those of us who are honeymoon babies? We already celebrate my parents' anniversary.

I like birthdays - and especially that my spouse and mine are within a few days of each other.

 

[perks]

I'm amazed they accomplished anything on all those stimulants!

well, now you know the reason for my twitch<grin>

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

well, now you know the reason for my twitch<grin>

I thought you lost your vibrator

 

[perks]

I thought you lost your vibrator

noooooo, why aren't we on the phone?

 

[islandman]

Isn't it weird that we celebrate birthdays? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to celebrate the day we were conceived? Think about it for a second. When we're born, the world gets a little bit smaller, tougher even. Conversely, isn't it more of an occasion in this age of failing relationships that our parents had sex? And since we can only approximate when this even occurred, we can use that as an excuse to celebrate that much more. So I hereby propose the national holiday of "conception week". The goal is to spend the entire week trying to get as ossified as you imagine your parents were to believe that bringing another life into this world is a good thing. Not to mention numb enough to imagine your parents "doing it" ...lol

So when's your conception week??

What? I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Too busy staring at Perky's nipple...................<lick>

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

noooooo, why aren't we on the phone?

Because chairs are more comfortable??

 

[perks]

Because chairs are more comfortable??

haaaaa funny!

and I have to go now anyway

so both you and the caramel candy, Eat your heart out.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

haaaaa funny!

and I have to go now anyway

so both you and the caramel candy, Eat your heart out.

Not when we have your nipple to nibble

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I know my son was concieved the first time I wore this dress and stockings..... on the longe floor after an evening out at a sports social.

 

[Violette]

Oh, yeah, T. H.! I'd say you're absolutely right on that one!

FLIRT! I don't believe you posted this!

I'm with Naughty! If I have to imagine my folks having sex, FORGET IT! I'll keep my birthday, thank you!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Oh, yeah, T. H.! I'd say you're absolutely right on that one!

It was my sons 9th Birthday last month and the dress still fits.