Stupid things you do in the morning when you havent woken up yet

[BoomerP]

I had some papers in my one hand, and the cell in the other. I was gonna throw the paper and somehow I ended up throwing my cell phone instead

Took me a moment to realise what I did and a few more minutes to dig it out!

Name yours..

 

[scheherazade_79]

Announcing to my family that I'm going to the gym, and getting into the car before realising I'm still wearing my slippers.

Getting into the shower without remembering to take all my clothes off.

Clothes seem to give me problems. Maybe I should just go around naked?

 

[feeeriek]

Announcing to my family that I'm going to the gym, and getting into the car before realising I'm still wearing my slippers.

Getting into the shower without remembering to take all my clothes off.

Clothes seem to give me problems. Maybe I should just go around naked?

feee thinks that is a very good idea

 

[scheherazade_79]

feee thinks that is a very good idea

Really?

 

[feeeriek]

Really?

of course

 

[damppanties]

I don't need to be half-asleep to do stupid things.
I have alzy moments all the time.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I was sick last year, had to go to the chemist for some meds early that morning. Got outside thinking I had put trousers on but hadn't and had to go back in and get dressed.

 

[DesertPirate]

You have to be half asleep to have a brain fart?

 

[sr71plt]

Whispering the wrong name to a good-morning grope.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Whispering the wrong name to a good-morning grope.

ooooo, i just cringed for you reading that!

 

[rachlou]

Clambered up on to the side of the bath to put the shower nozzle back in its holder with the intention of having a shower, then promptly fell backwards instead of stepping down carefully. I landed flat on my back, still half asleep. Wouldn't have hurt so much if the floor had been carpet instead of tiles. Ouch.

 

[Trombonus]

Well, one time in the parking lot at school, shortly after I earned my drivers license, I decided to test out the cigarette lighter in my car. I pushed it in and waited for a while, then pulled it out and stared at it, noticing the orangy glow. From there I proceeded to place the lighter on my fingertip. I first noticed the sizzling sound, then the smoke coming from my finger, and wondered what was happening. Then I realized my finger was burning. Left a nasty looking/smelling ring on my index finger for a couple of weeks. This was at about 7:00 in the morning. Suffice to say I learned my lesson the hard way.

 

[shereads]

Get out of bed.

 

[christabelll]

I don't need to be half-asleep to do stupid things.
I have alzy moments all the time.

snerk

Forgetting everything 'cept the car keys and getting almost to work before havig to turning around and go all the way back to get office keys, id, cell phone, brain sitting on drain etc.... ( DC Traffic any one?)

My sister is ALWAYS leaving something on the roof of her car.....doesnt have to be first thing in the morning either LOL

 

[FatDino]

Turning off the alarm clock instead of switching it 'Snooze.' As a result, arriving at work half an hour late.

Grabbing that bottle of vodka, instead of water, and gulping it down before shooting eyes open and coughing.

There are many more, but I still haven't woken up yet.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Whispering the wrong name to a good-morning grope.

Just once!! He was great and now I major on 'Sweeetie', 'Darling' and 'Lover Boy'.

Still want him back.

 

[where]

used nail polish remover for toner and the worst one was thinking I was applying body oil but it was actually lactic acid. I had a very exfoliated lady garden!

 

[BoomerP]

Whispering the wrong name to a good-morning grope.

Ooohh ouch

It's funny how your brain works when someone wakes you up. I remember once I was sleeping over with some friends after we had been drinking.
All I remember is.. for some reason I went inside my friend and her boyfriends room, I turned on the light and she looked up and said what are you doing? Get out!
I woke up just then.. I was dreaming before that.. wondered what the hell I was doing standing there in their room, said shit and got back to my bed.

The next day her sister told me I was sleep walking around the house. She said I knocked on her door and just stood there. She went to bring me some water and I was gone by the time she got back lol

I've never sleep walked before or since. That was some weird stuff. Thankfully they didnt film it

 

[SeaCat]

Woke up one morning dark and early to head to school. (This was when I was 17.)

I staggered into the bathroom to take my shower. The water was turned on and I stepped in. I grabbed the shampoo and the conditioner, mixing them in my hand then lathering up. I carried on with the shower then rinsed off.

Back in my bedroom I struggled through the ritual of getting dressed while sucking down a cup of coffee. I brushed out my hair, tied it back then grabbed my helmet and books to head off for school.

While I was walking through the halls I noticed people looking at me strangely but I ignored this. I was kind of used to it. I was after all the only long hair in the school, not to mention the only one there who rode a street bike to school.

It was only later when I was in the bathroom that I happened to glance in the mirror and see what the looks were about. My hair was no longer the dark blond it had been. It was now almost white it was so pale. WTF?

It was only after I got home and started looking into things that I figured it out. My sister, who had happened to use that shower the night before instead of her own, had forgotten the hair dye/bleaching agent she was fond of. That had been what I had poured into my hand instead of the shampoo I ahd expected. (No wonder it had taken more than half a bottle of shampoo to get a good lather going.)

Cat

 

[TE999]

During a skirmish with the flu I awoke in the early morning with a stuffed up nose.

I stumbled in the bathroom, sans specs, opened the medicine cabinet, removed the nose drops and put 3 drops in each nostril.

It felt like hot pokers were up my nose! WTF? Ooops. I used drops for ear fungus instead of the decongestant. An agonizing hour later I was able to flush my nose clean of the fungus killer. Relief at last, but it did unplug my nose.

Damn, that hurt!

 

[starrkers]

Putting contact lens in eye before rinsing the cleaner off.

My eye was so red I had to wear my glasses that day.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

At 5am a bottle of pump toothpaste looks very similar to a bottle of Ivory liquid handsoap.

However, it's doesn't taste the same.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Does waking up count? It seems to go wrong time and time again...

 

[The_Fractal_King]

I once tried to eat a quarter while I was half asleep. Still not sure exactly where it came from but in the end I didn't kill myself and saved twenty-five cents.