Stupid sex names

[steve79bl]

I was watching tv the other day, not really paying attention, and I hear one of the characters say ' we did the horizontal monster mash.' and it got me thinking that out of all the things I've heard people call sex. this was just aboout the stupidest ive heard.


I was just wondering if anyone else has heard anything as stupid as this.


Also nicknames for genitals if anyone can think of any.

 

[MissIntrigue]

"push push in the bush" was one I remembered as totally fried.

Along with "finding the little man in the boat" in reference to oral sex being performed on a woman.

Going "up the hershey highway" (puke puke)

It amazes me that some people really have nothing better to do than to make up these really corny sayings. Sheesh, oral sex, cunnilingus, intercourse, anal sex...those are the ways to say it all and no question left unanswered. LOL

My $.02

 

[College_geek]

I remember sex being called "a game of hide the bacon" on one of the episodes of I Love the 80s Strikes Back. It was so random that it stuck with me.

Horrid, horrid euphemisms.

 

[LongHardLook]

"bumping uglies"

 

[Angel_Diva]

anyone remember when sex was called "deflowering" i mean.... how can you deflower a woman??

oh... "I lost my cherry" that was cute.... but not cute enough.

 

[steve79bl]

Seems to be a lot of gardening refrences. and yes, Hershey Hy is perhaps the worst anal sex euphamism ever, although 'packing the pooh' and 'chocolate covered banana' are also quite bad.

 

[phoenix1224]

Seems to be a lot of gardening refrences. and yes, Hershey Hy is perhaps the worst anal sex euphamism ever, although 'packing the pooh' and 'chocolate covered banana' are also quite bad.

How about... 'packing fudge'?

 

[whspr]

how bout "sucking the chocolate starfish" for rimming...or "tossing salad"?

 

[MissIntrigue]

OMG!!

LMAO!!!!

 

[phoenix1224]

how bout "sucking the chocolate starfish" for rimming...or "tossing salad"?

Mmm... little brown ring...

 

[phoenix1224]

Or how about names for masturbation...

Choking the chicken.
Spanking the monkey.
Wrestling the trouser snake.
Shaking hands with one-eyed-willy.
Grappling the cyclops.

 

[steve79bl]

'going on a mastur-date'

'polishing the silver'

or for women: 'beating around the bush'


any others?

 

[phoenix1224]

or for women: 'beating around the bush'

LOL

 

[carrie-on]

I always get a chuckle out of Mattress Dancing

 

[islander01]

hmmm how about the beast with two backs? or riding the baloney pony?

by the way I want to beat you all with my rhythem stick

 

[1SexyBiNympho]

How about Matress Olympics
Choke your chicken

 

[DevineDD]

Rubber fur humping

Whacking plastic

Ok I guess these would describe the act its self.

Stupid anyway lol

 

[DevineDD]

the member its self...

Krull (my min pin name btw)
spike
butch
1 eyed pussy stroker
hefty humper
Sledge hammer
King Cock
Slutt slammer

 

[steve79bl]

flesh flute

tallywager

bone machine

 

[MissIntrigue]

tube steak
sunny side up eggs

omg