Stupid Question Friday

[Guest]

If you were an office supply -- something that went on a desk, in a desk drawer, or otherwise, what would you be?

I'd be a pink Post-it highlighter with orange post-it flags in my top!

 

[AngeloMichael]

If you were an office supply -- something that went on a desk, in a desk drawer, or otherwise, what would you be?

I'd be a pink Post-it highlighter with orange post-it flags in my top!

A paper-weight.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Staple remover.

 

[FallingToFly]

A letter opener. With an edge.

 

[Guest]

A paper-weight.

one of those swirly color blown glass paperweights? one of the flower-enclosed paperweights? Specifics, I want specifics!

 

[entitled]

thumbtack

 

[Guest]

A Happy Bunny mousepad that says, "Cute, but kind of strange."

 

[AngeloMichael]

one of those swirly color blown glass paperweights? one of the flower-enclosed paperweights? Specifics, I want specifics!

A rock that's always been around but isn't noticed too often and if it was lost wouldn't be too much of a big deal.

 

[Guest]

A rock that's always been around but isn't noticed too often and if it was lost wouldn't be too much of a big deal.

I have a rock paperweight. I polished it up with shellac. I'd miss it if it vanished.

 

[Guest]

trash recepticle.

erm... a puzzle that no one has ever figured out.

 

[AngeloMichael]

I have a rock paperweight. I polished it up with shellac. I'd miss it if it vanished.

Lucky rock.

 

[Guest]

trash recepticle.

erm... a puzzle that no one has ever figured out.

You'd be one of those expensive executive toys, you know -- the ones with knockers.

 

[Guest]

Lucky rock.

I'll name it for you. Every once in a while I'll pet it and I'll make sure it sits where everyone can see it.

 

[entitled]

You'd be one of those expensive executive toys, you know -- the ones with knockers.

*gigglesnort*

No, no, no... That would be lucky. Vella would be one of those things with the magnet base and ninety bajillion little metal whatsits that can be sculpted. She's versatile that way.

 

[Guest]

*gigglesnort*

No, no, no... That would be lucky. Vella would be one of those things with the magnet base and ninety bajillion little metal whatsits that can be sculpted. She's versatile that way.

I have one of those -- I had two but the base was broken on one, so now I have 180 bajilion little metal whatsits. Everyone wants to play with it, too.

 

[rgraham666]

A desk lamp.

 

[BigFatMeat]

Stapler.

 

[Guest]

A desk lamp.

What kind? One of those with the green glass banker style shades? A high tech arm lamp that bends into a dozen positions? A snake neck lamp? One with the diddly pen holders around the base?

(Yeah, I REALLY LIKE office supplies!)

 

[Guest]

Stapler.

AUtomatic? The little mini ones? The ones that sit on their end so they are easy to grab? One of those hunky steel things you have to jump up and down on?

 

[entitled]

I have one of those -- I had two but the base was broken on one, so now I have 180 bajilion little metal whatsits. Everyone wants to play with it, too.

See? Everyone wants to play with vella, too.

 

[AngeloMichael]

I'll name it for you. Every once in a while I'll pet it and I'll make sure it sits where everyone can see it.

Just don't spoil it, all the other office supplies need love too!

 

[Guest]

Just don't spoil it, all the other office supplies need love too!

I love all my office supplies, which is why I give them nice places to live -- no nasty, linty drawers for MY supplies.

 

[BigFatMeat]

AUtomatic? The little mini ones? The ones that sit on their end so they are easy to grab? One of those hunky steel things you have to jump up and down on?

Heh heh. The latter, baby. A hunky, steel...thing.

 

[rgraham666]

What kind? One of those with the green glass banker style shades? A high tech arm lamp that bends into a dozen positions? A snake neck lamp? One with the diddly pen holders around the base?

(Yeah, I REALLY LIKE office supplies!)

One of those ones with a circular bulb and a magnifying glass in the centre. On an extensible arm.

To shine light in dark places and make the truth clearer.

 

[Guest]

One of those ones with a circular bulb and a magnifying glass in the centre. On an extensible arm.

To shine light in dark places and make the truth clearer.

I have one of those You are good for looking at those teeny little beads I'm always trying to use. Occasionally I hit my nose on the glass, tho.