This was told to me by my daughter.
A mushroom walks into a club, goes up to the bar and orders a drink for the woman next to it. Giving her the drink it asks her for a date. The woman responds "Sorry, but I don't date mushrooms" Confused it replied "Come on, I'm a fun(gi)."
A mushroom walks into a club, goes up to the bar and orders a drink for the woman next to it. Giving her the drink it asks her for a date. The woman responds "Sorry, but I don't date mushrooms" Confused it replied "Come on, I'm a fun(gi)."