Stupid clean joke

TonyG

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This was told to me by my daughter.

A mushroom walks into a club, goes up to the bar and orders a drink for the woman next to it. Giving her the drink it asks her for a date. The woman responds "Sorry, but I don't date mushrooms" Confused it replied "Come on, I'm a fun(gi)." :)
 
Oh cute, how old is your Daughter?

I can't wait until my son tells me all those sorts of jokes.
 
Question: How do you catch a unique Rabbit?

Answer: Unique up on him!

Question: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Answer: Tame way, unique up on him!
 
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