Stupid, but thankfully short, question

[KillerMuffin]

I forgot to mention that the answers would be in the form of an essay...

What, exactly, is a ghetto boodie? Or is it bootie? How do you know if you have a ghetto bootie? Boodie? Is it something to be concerned about or is it something that is a good thing?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Posteriors like that make me salivate.

If they resemble the sublime buttocks of the beautiful Ms. Lopez. I am a fan.

 

[Cheri]

Think the entire video for Baby's Got Back and very very heavy on the dairy products!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I wonder why there is all kinds of slang for every body part on a woman. What the hell happen to the men?? I happen to want to learn the slang for men


You know like the HOT DOG...ONE EYED WORM .... is there more ?? Who knows


THE WIFE

 

[lala]

i have the definitive answer!

i used to hang out with this kid who was very proud of being black, and he explained it to me

ghetto bootie is an ass that comes out real far, stuck on an otherwise very nice body,

tank ass is a wide load on somebody who looks like they'd have that big of an ass,...

that's what he told me anyway,... hope it helps

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ok all sing together...

"BABY GOT BACK"

 

[*Eve*]

You know you have a ghetto bootie when you walk into a room and your ass follows five seconds later.

 

[Adoratrice]

Acording to most of the answers here it is not exactly a good thing.....sheesh, I hope the studmuffin didn't tell you that you had one!!


ummmmmm wellll I am not sure if it is helpful but my hubby works in what is loosly refered to as the "Ghetto" and he says whenever he has heard it used...it was a good thang!~

"Back that thang up"

 

[R Nitelight]

Nobody Special's Wife

Baby-maker, the bald-headed hermit, bean tosser, best leg of three, bishop, blacksnake, chanticleer, cherry picker, crack hunter, creamstick, crotch-cobra, dangling participle, dingus, dipstick, foaming beef probe, fornicating-engine, gap-stopper, giggling pen, girlometer, gravy-giver, gully-raker, gut-stick, hair-splitter, hammer, hanging Johnny, holy poker, Irish root, jargonelle, jemmison, jerking-iron, joy prong, kidney scraper, ladies delight, larydoodle, lollypop, love muscle, love pump, love sausage, lovesteak, magic wand, man-root, marrow-bone, Master John Thursday, master of ceremonies, matrimonial peacemaker, meat whistle, merrymaker, middle leg, milkman, Mister Tom, modigger, my body's captain, nine-inch knocker, Ol' Damocles, old slimy, pillicock, pizell, plenipo, poll-axe, Polyphemus, pork-sword, pride and joy, pump-handle, quickening-peg, quim-stake, rector of the females, Rumpleforeskin, sexing-piece, shove-devil, silent flute, Sir Martin Wagstaff, skin flute, snake in the grass, stemmer, sugar-stick, sweet-meat, tail-tackle, tallywacker, tantrum, tickle-tail, thorn-in-the-flesh, thumb of love, tonge, torch of Cupid, tosh, tosselberry, tube-steak, tug-mutton, tummy banana, Uncle Dick, vomer, water-spout, wazoo, whang-bone, whore-pipe, wimble, yum-yum, zubrick.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dionysus]

Baby has so much back she beebs when she backs up.

 

[Alyrahh]

Nitey?

You forgot trouser trout.

 

[Cheri]

Nitey

You also forgot every reference in Monty Python's The Penis Song...

 

[angie girl]

R Nitelight? can you do that for tits and pussy? when I write stories I would like a little more variety? lol

 

[KillerMuffin]

All right then, it's pretty safe to say that I don't have a ghetto bootie, as defined by my boss whose boyfriend (a pale white boy from Galena MO) happens to have one. You should be able to put your beer and your fried chicken on the bootie and balance it. Having seen such a bootie in action, I can understand that. It would be vastly interesting to know the genetics behind the ghetto behind. Doc? You there?

The question arose when some drunk guy grabbed my ass in the Shoppette the other day yellin baby got back!!!! He thought I was someone else (THANK GAWD the StudMuffin is in another state, he'd kill someone over that), apologized very nicely, and stated that I had a nice ghetto bootie. I've been confused about this every since.

Thanks for the help guys, I like your explanations much better than my boss's.

 

[R Nitelight]

angie girl

Tits
Apples, babaloos, baby pillows, balcony, balloons, baloobas, bazongas, bobbers, bodacious tatas, bouncers, bra-busters, bulbs, bumpers, butter boxes, cabman's rests, cat and kitties, charlies, charms, che-chees, cream-jugs, diddies, droopers, dubbies, dumplings, East and West, feeding bottles, flip-flaps, fore-buttocks, fried eggs, garbanzos, gazongas, gazungas, goonas, handwarmers, hemispheres, Jersey Cities, kajoobies, kettle drums, lollos, love-bubbles, lung warts, mammets, maracas, milk-shop, milky-way. mosquito bites, Mount of Lilies, murphies, nick-nacks, ninnies, norgies, Norma Snockers, panters, pantry shelves, playground, poonts, snorbs, superdroopers, sweater full, sweater meat, teacups, thousand pitties, toraloloorals, torpedos, towns and cities, tremblers, twin loveliness, twins, upper-deck, veiled twins, wallopes.

Pussy
A.B.C., ace of spades, Adam's Own, alcove, almanach, Altar of Hymen, tennis court, baby-maker, bazoo, bearded clam, bee-hive, belly-entrance, bit of jam, Bluebeard's Closet, bob-and-hit, bombo, bull's eye, bumbo, bum fiddle, bungalow, bunny, Bushy Park, butter-boat, button-hole, Cape of Good Hope, carnal trap, cat's-head-cut-open, caze, center of attraction, central furrow, central office, chimney, chocha, chuff box, churn, claft, cleft, cock-alley, cock-holder, cockpit, conundrum, cony, cooch, cooze, crown and feathers, crumpet, cuckoo's nest, cunnicle, den, diddle, dilberry-bush, divine monosyllable, divine scar, doodle-sack, downy-bit, everlasting wound, duster, eel-skinner, eye that weeps most when best pleased, fancy-bit, faucet, flap-doodle, flitter, flower of chivalry, fobus, forehatch, fornicator's hall, fuck-hole, funniiment, gasp and grunt, gigi, gimcrack, goat-milker, grummet, gully-hole, gyvel, hairburger, hairy-ring, half-moon, holy of holies, honey-pot, house under the hill, ivory gate, jam-pot, jigger, jiggumbob, keyhole, kitty, lady-flower, lather-maker, leading article, little sister, living fountain, locker, long-eye, low-countries, maddikin, main vein, malkin, mamgle, mark of the beast, matrix, meat-grinder, medlar, merkin, mine-of-pleasure, money-box, mossy-cell, mouse-trap, mouth that cannot bite, naggie, name-it-not, natura, nick-in-the-notch, nockandro, organ-grinder, oyster, palace of pleasure, pin-cushion, pipe-cleaner, placket-box, pleasure-boat, poke-hole, poonoo, poozle, Portal of Venus, pouter, prick-pocket, pulpet, punce, queen-of-holes, red onion, ringerangeroo, road to heaven, rough-and-tumble, saddle, scabbard, skin-coat, South Pole, sperm-sucker, spew-alley, sportsman's gap, Temple of Low Men, Temple of Venus, tirly-whirly, toolchest, twitcher, unders, upright wink, vicious circle, whim-wham, yoni, yum-yum.

 

[Purple Haze]

Do you think you could put those in alphabetical order for us?

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

I'm sorry. Those were off the top of my head....

 

[Purple Haze]

You forgot "Heat-seeking moisture missle"

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

Damn. Where's the edit button?

 

[Purple Haze]

Master John Thursday? ROTFLMMFAO!

 

[Unclebill]

You know you have a ghetto bootie when you walk into a room and your ass follows five seconds later.

ROFLOL!

*Eve*, Darlin' you are just absolutely precious! That must be why I love you! That and you wonderfully written stories.

Don't do that too often, Sweetie. You'll make me hurt myself.