stumbled upon: Japanese condoms

[Guest]

Spankable Monkeys

"OH!! Monchichi is the happy of monkey! Pretty Office Lady is agree on date with! Monchichi now have the pleasure of the sex perhaps!"

"I HAVE RUBBER! Monchichi is so smart to buy the pack of condom rubber that is the Monchichi brand of quality weiner wrapper! Proud of best is he!!"

"OH OH! It is the ring of the doorbell! Here is Office Lady walk in, but she all NAKED without clothing! NOW is TIME for GETTING IT ON for MONCHICHI! Hot monkey sex endures soon!!"

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[doormouse]

OMG!!! They sell those things here...

They call them water bombs though

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

OMG!!! They sell those things here...

They call them water bombs though

You mean they're big enough to be called bombs???????? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[doormouse]

You mean they're big enough to be called bombs???????? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Awww come on... don't you guys have them there?

They're like 2" balloons you fill with water that explode on impact... sheesh ..

I hate having to explain jokes LOL

(by the way baby, no rubber of any kind is allowed near me )

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Awww come on... don't you guys have them there?

They're like 2" balloons you fill with water that explode on impact... sheesh ..

I hate having to explain jokes LOL

(by the way baby, no rubber of any kind is allowed near me )

two inch condoms? Those aren't allowed in the western world. Just the East and it sounds like Oz.

 

[doormouse]

two inch condoms? Those aren't allowed in the western world. Just the East and it sounds like Oz.

I'm sorry baby, but our water bombs are sold as novelty items...

Our condoms are sold as 'body gloves'... no reflection on the women, just the men...



I'm sure the 'hung like a horse' phrase originated here

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

I'm sorry baby, but our water bombs are sold as novelty items...

Our condoms are sold as 'body gloves'... no reflection on the women, just the men...



I'm sure the 'hung like a horse' phrase originated here

I'm sure it's no reflection on the women. Not when 2 inch condoms are sold as novelty items and are classified as condoms. Or body gloves as you say. So the men are that short and the horses are miniature?

 

[Guest]

Perhaps you two could start your own thread.

Perdita

 

[doormouse]

I'm sure it's no reflection on the women. Not when 2 inch condoms are sold as novelty items and are classified as condoms. Or body gloves as you say. So the men are that short and the horses are miniature?

They're sold as 'balloons' LOL

Good idea Perdita... sorry for hijacking

 

[Guest]

Spankable Monkeys

"OH!! Monchichi is the happy of monkey! Pretty Office Lady is agree on date with! Monchichi now have the pleasure of the sex perhaps!"

"I HAVE RUBBER! Monchichi is so smart to buy the pack of condom rubber that is the Monchichi brand of quality weiner wrapper! Proud of best is he!!"

"OH OH! It is the ring of the doorbell! Here is Office Lady walk in, but she all NAKED without clothing! NOW is TIME for GETTING IT ON for MONCHICHI! Hot monkey sex endures soon!!"

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Oh, I love these! Such happy little monkey faces!

I have trouble seeing these as leading to wild monkey love, but . . .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A guy who can wear a 2inch condom doesn't need a freakin' CONDOM; he needs a penis implant!!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Spankable Monkeys

"OH!! Monchichi is the happy of monkey! Pretty Office Lady is agree on date with! Monchichi now have the pleasure of the sex perhaps!"

"I HAVE RUBBER! Monchichi is so smart to buy the pack of condom rubber that is the Monchichi brand of quality weiner wrapper! Proud of best is he!!"

"OH OH! It is the ring of the doorbell! Here is Office Lady walk in, but she all NAKED without clothing! NOW is TIME for GETTING IT ON for MONCHICHI! Hot monkey sex endures soon!!"

And a bonus from: Engrish.com

Mom Perdita, I saw this earlier while I was still asleepy. I didn't know you had links here. I read it 3 or 4 times thinking I was nuts, then I decided you were nuts and went on to other threads. I am glad now that I saw the links, because that means you have regained your sanity.

 

[Guest]

My husband is half Japanese. Now I know which half (the more fortunate half, for me. ).

No further comment.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: stumbled upon: Japanese condoms

Mom Perdita, I saw this earlier while I was still asleepy. I didn't know you had links here. I read it 3 or 4 times thinking I was nuts, then I decided you were nuts and went on to other threads. I am glad now that I saw the links, because that means you have regained your sanity.

Sweetie, next time come to me first, I hate to think you suffering anxiety needlessly (or otherwise).

sane enough, Mum

 

[Xelebes]

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I believe I sig that is just as bad. *giggles*