Stuffing Your Pants

Dillinger

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Men... do you stuff things down your pants to look bigger? Women and men - have you ever known any guys who did this?

GreenEyedGirl and I had an interesting discussion over lunch (about a month ago) where she told me something that really amazed me. She has known men who have done this. I always thought it was a joke - like in Spinal Tap - not something anyone actually did!

She started a thread that peripherally touched on the subject - "Does Cod Size Matter?" - http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74692

But I would like to get to the heart of the issue.

Perhaps this isn't much different than stuffing a bra - but it seems more blatent and more "risky" to me.

My first thought was that if a man were to enhance the bulge of his cock and hooked up with a woman for a one night stand - wouldn't that woman be very disappointed when they got down to it?

If one used this technique to pick up women - isn't it likely that the woman was attracted to him because of the appearance of a HUGE COCK? I'm not starting a debate here about - does size matter. I am making the assumption here that in this situation SIZE DOES MATTER. It matters to the man who stuffed his pants - he wanted to appear bigger. It matters to the woman who is attracted to him because that is what most likely attracted her...

So - if size matters to her - and they go home together... won't she first burst out laughing when he pulls the cucumber out of his pants. Won't she leave disappointed?

So what was accomplished here?

Again - it amazed me that GeG actually has known people who've done this.

She explained it slightly differently to me though. She said that the guys who did this were not trying to pick up women that particular night. They were out to get phone numbers. My response was still that if it was the SIZE that attracted them - whether that night or another, wouldn't they be disappointed?

Apparently these guys hoped that the women were drunk enough that they wouldn't remember or would chalk up the discrepency to their being drunk. But that they had accomplished their purpose - they've got the phone number... and the potential for a date, some future fun, whatever.

Again - it still amazes me that there are people who do this?

Have you ever done this? Do you know anyone who has?

Why? What's your reason, their reason?
 
Dilly, I don't believe it. What would you use? A courgette? Christ having erections on buses and in class used to be awful enough.

GeG is the cod-piece and elbow expert. Maybe she's confusing theatre and reality. However, she seems a reliable sort, so maybe they do it in the States - it's probaly a cheese aerosol can in case they need some extra topping. As you know, European cheese is distinctively shaped, and would be quite unsuitable as willy-padding.
 
I don't think I've ever known anyone who has stuffed their pants. I think if I picked up a guy and when we got back to my place, he had to remove stuffing before the act, I would laugh so hard that I wouldn't be able to 'engage' anyway.

I've never stuffed my bra, though I do occasionally wear a padded bra or a push-up bra... is that less dishonest? When the bra comes off, it's fairly obvious that I'm nearly thirty and have breast fed two children. Is there a difference in the 'tools' used to portray a desireablility that may not otherwise exist?
 
I stuff my pants with twenty dollar bills.
It always seems to work.

;)
 
PCG - I think the bra thing - unless way overdone - is more an enhancement - pushup bra especially - than a deception...

I would still love to see if anyone here will admit to stuffing their pants - or at least knowing someone who has done that.

What GeG told me really surprised me - but since finding that out, its hard for me to believe that she is the only one to know people who have done this.
 
i've never stuffed anything down my pants but i kinda like my brother's idea about dick size....he says, "i tell 'em all i've got 10 inches...by the time they find out i'm lyin' i'm fuckin'..."
 
In the kilt, there's nothing to hold up the stuffing. Maybe that's why we don't do it. I'm still puzzled.
Notice PCG would not be put off by the deception, just her own laughter. Consistent with all she's been saying elsewhere.

Maybe horses are better teachers about being human than people.
 
freescorfr said:
In the kilt, there's nothing to hold up the stuffing.

Perhaps you could be the stuffing?
Of course, don't you wear your stuffing on the outside of the kilt?
 
angel's pet said:


Perhaps you could be the stuffing?
Of course, don't you wear your stuffing on the outside of the kilt?

That's the sporran, Pet. You can stuff a sporran. I think Riff's bought something like it - but I wouldn't wear his with my kilt.
 
I know go go boys who wear "cock socks"...those g-string type things that you slip your dick into so you can whirl it around when you dance on stage without being completely naked...some of them tend to have an inch or four of padding...

I don't know about stuffing but a cock ring tends to lift your package a little more so you can get a better view of the goods.
 
glamorilla said:
I know go go boys who wear "cock socks"...those g-string type things that you slip your dick into so you can whirl it around when you dance on stage without being completely naked...some of them tend to have an inch or four of padding...

I don't know about stuffing but a cock ring tends to lift your package a little more so you can get a better view of the goods.

So, glamorilla, is size important from your point of view?
 
I haven't. I asked a friend of mine if he does, he said "no". He also said he deosn't know of anyone who does...
size has never been an isssue with me, but I really like to know if a guy does do this... call it Morbid curiosity..
:D
JB
 
freescorfr said:
So, glamorilla, is size important from your point of view?

Yep I think it would be most important if she sit down in front of the stage, dont you think?

better view....:p
 
j/k...actually I'm much more interested in what its attached to...I like "the whole package"
 
glamorilla said:
j/k...actually I'm much more interested in what its attached to...I like "the whole package"

I was genuinely curious, glam. thanks. I wish women were as keen on my balls as my willy, too.
 
I have some friends who have done this (I actually have a friend who is writing his thesis (he's a sex psychology major) on the attraction of men to women, vice versa, and same-sex attraction, and he went out one night with stuffed pants to see reactions).. it was very interesting..
Some of my gay friends do it, and they tell me it's just for the attention and the phone numbers.. they're all happily dating, so they just like to have people ogle.. hell, I ogle them!
 
freescorfr said:


I was genuinely curious, glam. thanks. I wish women were as keen on my balls as my willy, too.

:D

Penises are like porridge...some are too hot,some are too cold and some fit juuuust right.
 
This reminds me of an old joke. The Reader's Digest version:

Two guys go to the beach. One of them is having no luck with the ladies, while the other is making good time and eventually leaves with one of the most gorgeous of the lot.

The next time they meet, the first guy asks the second what his secret is. He says before he goes to the beach, he always stuffs a potato into his swim trunks. Works every time, he adds.

Next time the guys go to the beach, the second guy is still having a fine time with the ladies, while the first one is having absolutely no luck whatsoever. In fact, the ladies are steering way clear of him. Second guy feels sorry for his friend and pulls him aside.

"What's the matter? Didn't you do what I told you?"

"I did," says the first guy. "I stuck a potato in my trunks just like you said."

Second guy steps back, looks the first guy over, and then starts shaking his head. "You idiot! You're supposed to put it in the front."
 
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