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I didn't buy them but I knew someone who did. They looked like little tadpoles.

I WAS always interested in those X-ray specs though.
 
I never fell for that sea monkey ruse


But I did get my college degree from Marvel
 
I wanted the gum that made your teeth turn black, but I never got any. Scarred to this day, I am...
 
COUNT DANTE
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 300 lbs.
Hometown: Redwood City Rock City
Finishing Hold: Rear Naked Choke

Count Dante is a master of the no-holds barred world of the ROCKTAGON and a legend in INCREDIBLY STRANGE WRESTLING. He has taken his Adonis-like physique, rock and roll bass playing prowess, vocal bombast, financial wizardry, mastery of submission holds, and stirring oratory skills and has combined them all to GAIN THE MOUNT ON SUCCESS! Joined by his band THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY, the Count delivers THE WORLD'S ONLY KUNG-FU ROCK AND ROLL SUCCESS SEMINAR that has transformed millions of WORTHLESS LOSERS into MARTIAL ARTS MILLIONAIRES!

From packed punk rock dives to grand concert halls to major stadiums, The Count teaches YOU the skills and techniques to have it all in the boardroom and the bedroom. He punches, kicks, preaches, testifies, and then assaults his audience with a salvo of searing hot ROCK AND ROLL played at breakneck speeds. It is with this dazzling combination of ROCK, WRESTLING, and MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING that Count Dante gives a room full of rockers the keys to SUCCESS IN ROMANCE! SUCCESS IN REAL ESTATE! SUCCESS IN THE JOB MARKET AND THE STOCK MARKET!!!

Count Dante, has also conquered the world of Sports Entertainment as an announcer and sometimes grappler in Incredibly Strange Wrestling where one has to rock just to survive. Back in the brutal early days when ISW ran their shows in the deadly confines of the Transmission Theatre in San Francisco, Dante pitted his fighting skills against the likes of The Poontangler, Macho Sasquatcho, Three-Mile Baby, El Cruiser, and El Homo Loco.

With each victory, Dante's legend rose, but it was when he took the microphone and started co-hosting the shows with All-pro announcer Alan Bolte that The Count's fame reached stratospheric levels! With ISW, Count Dante has appeared in a streak of SOLD-OUT SHOWS AT THE FABULOUS FILLMORE THEATRE in SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF. The Fillmore is maybe the most famous concert venue in the US and Dante has taken its stage more times than many gold and platinum selling rock bands.

Dante's Rickles-esque tell-all style and keen wrestling insights has won him legions of fans while getting him pelted with countless tortillas. The Count's winning ways has also landed him several TV appearances on Evening Magazine (KPIX, SF), FOX SPORTS NET and that little slice of public access perversion known as Reality Check.

The year 2000 was not just about wrestling for the Count, however. His latest album "THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE!" has garnered unparalleled critical acclaim. CD & the BDFS have toured all up and down the West Coast winning press reviews and converts wherever they have rocked.

In the year 2001, Count Dante's odyssey will definitely continue as his career as a Band Leader, Professional Wrestler and Motivational Speaker skyrockets to new heights! His mastery of the bass guitar has won him the 2001 CALIFORNIA MUSIC AWARDS nomination for OUTSTANDING BASSIST! On April 28, 2001, Dante will take the stage at Oakland's Henry J. Kaiser Convention Center for the star-studded awards ceremony. This summer Count Dante will join the stars of ISW as part of the VAN'S WARPED TOUR which will take The Count, El Pollo Diablo, US Steele, Macho Sasquatcho, The Cruiser and others coast-to-coast across North America! Dante the Great is sure to show the Van's Warped Tour throngs his KEYS TO VICTORY
 
See, that's what I never understood about X-ray specs. If they can see through clothes, how do you stop at undies? Or skin for that matter... I thought you'd always just see the skeleton.





What do you mean I don't get it?
 
OK I admit. I once bought the spy camera.

I didn't work well.


And I was that 57 lbs weakling that used to get sand kicked in his face BUT NO LONGER. Now I get the girl :D

It's funny I forget what product that was but I still remember the ad.
 
Cleo32 said:
See, that's what I never understood about X-ray specs. If they can see through clothes, how do you stop at undies? Or skin for that matter... I thought you'd always just see the skeleton.





What do you mean I don't get it?
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I got mine from an ad in "Cherry" magazine. I think they were finely tuned just to see through fabric!

(missed you tons, by the way!)
 
Blindinthedark said:
I second that motion.
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Oh, and they have to be well lit pictures, so Blindinthedark can see 'em.

The rest of us require external validation to make sure we are seeing what we are purported to be seeing.
 
RosevilleCAguy said:
Pictures, dammit. We want pictures. There is no proof without pictures.
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I wanna see someone do that "Finishing Move" the Rear Naked Choke!

Sounds like an anal/masturbation/eroto-asphyxiation thing.
 
breakwall said:
I wanna see someone do that "Finishing Move" the Rear Naked Choke!

Sounds like an anal/masturbation/eroto-asphyxiation thing.
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"Count Dante's" website is truly epic.

He has an add for his "Homophobia"wrestling tour.

Apparently, the "Black Dragon Fighting Society" is a combination of rock and roll and WWF wannabees.

Plus the Count has really porked up since his comic book ad days.
 
breakwall said:
I got mine from an ad in "Cherry" magazine. I think they were finely tuned just to see through fabric!

(missed you tons, by the way!)
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Well, that explains it. Mine must have been the cheap ones. The really cheap ones. ;)

Missed you too stranger, but I'm glad to see you around! Now, quit looking at my undies!
 
breakwall said:
I wanna see someone do that "Finishing Move" the Rear Naked Choke!

Sounds like an anal/masturbation/eroto-asphyxiation thing.
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And trust me, THAT move is easier without panties
 
RosevilleCAguy said:
Oh, and they have to be well lit pictures, so Blindinthedark can see 'em.

The rest of us require external validation to make sure we are seeing what we are purported to be seeing.
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Thanks RosevilleCAguy. Always thinking about the little guy, that's why we like ya!
 
yup yup, the x-ray glasses were what i always wanted :)

as for sea monkeys.... well after that episode of South Park, I think it broke me :)
 
Blindinthedark said:
Thanks RosevilleCAguy. Always thinking about the little guy, that's why we like ya!
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How little?




Wait, let me adjust my glasses...
 
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