jsmiam
Literotica Whisperer
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- Aug 10, 2003
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First, let's get this out of the way. I'm male. Thanks! My avatar is a funny picture, those are my hands, reaching out for the girl with the nice behind. While there's nothing wrong with mine, the behind in the photo isn't me. Thank you.
Anyway... On with the personal. I'll also get this out too, I'm a married male, age somewhere in my fifties, pretty well preserved all considering, seeking an online friend, someone where there's mutual attraction, for more of a modern day pen-pal than anything else. So, While it'd be fun to have more private time to myself, I'll say up front, I don't often get the chance of hours to myself for online/video/phone chats, so mostly, we're talking writing back and forth. I do/can reply relatively frequently, btw, it's just that there's my real life competing with my sordid secret life with respect to being online uninterrupted for hours at a time.
I'm also a card-carrying cornball (this post, for example), and I fully realize that most people will either love me or hate me. So, those of you recoiling in disgust, consider it "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" For those of you chuckling, even just a bit, it'll be "Why hello? Come here often? I certainly do!" (then I pull it out, and you know... All over the floor. None on your nice outfit, though.)
I'm also diverse. Sure, we can flirt and talk about sex a bit, but there'll also be intelligent conversations, funny stories about pets, kids, spouses, neighbors, coworkers, occasional complaining and ranting, occasional deep (meaning of life, I mean) conversations. (Huh-huh... I said, "deep.") So the answer is "E. All of the Above."
So there it is. If you haven't rolled your eyes more than twice, barfed, or blocked me yet, and if I sound interesting to you, then please slather yourself in butter-cream icing and respond/PM. As a banana-walnut muffin, I think we'll go well together. (If I made you laugh but I'm not the one for you, I'll still let you send me a bikini pic or a donation to my signature. I'm nice that way.)
Anyway... On with the personal. I'll also get this out too, I'm a married male, age somewhere in my fifties, pretty well preserved all considering, seeking an online friend, someone where there's mutual attraction, for more of a modern day pen-pal than anything else. So, While it'd be fun to have more private time to myself, I'll say up front, I don't often get the chance of hours to myself for online/video/phone chats, so mostly, we're talking writing back and forth. I do/can reply relatively frequently, btw, it's just that there's my real life competing with my sordid secret life with respect to being online uninterrupted for hours at a time.
I'm also a card-carrying cornball (this post, for example), and I fully realize that most people will either love me or hate me. So, those of you recoiling in disgust, consider it "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" For those of you chuckling, even just a bit, it'll be "Why hello? Come here often? I certainly do!" (then I pull it out, and you know... All over the floor. None on your nice outfit, though.)
I'm also diverse. Sure, we can flirt and talk about sex a bit, but there'll also be intelligent conversations, funny stories about pets, kids, spouses, neighbors, coworkers, occasional complaining and ranting, occasional deep (meaning of life, I mean) conversations. (Huh-huh... I said, "deep.") So the answer is "E. All of the Above."
So there it is. If you haven't rolled your eyes more than twice, barfed, or blocked me yet, and if I sound interesting to you, then please slather yourself in butter-cream icing and respond/PM. As a banana-walnut muffin, I think we'll go well together. (If I made you laugh but I'm not the one for you, I'll still let you send me a bikini pic or a donation to my signature. I'm nice that way.)
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