Stuck in a Barney head

[astuffedshirt_perv]

In an idea ripped from the headlines...

Lacey is back from college and partying with her old friends in town. She spies the Barney head she wore a few years back. She puts it on as a prank, but gets stuck. Hilarity ensues.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/vide...e6267a-3859-11e6-af02-1df55f0c77ff_video.html

 

[sirhugs]

How does that lead to sexual hilarity though?

 

[Carnevil9]

Barney Rubble? Or Barney Fife?

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Did you go to the link? I laughed. But...

Adam: Hey, nice legs ya got there, Barney!

Max: Yeah, I'm totally a leg man. I could totally get off on those thighs.

Adam: Totally.

Lacey: Gross. Get me out.

Lisa: There is no way you two could get off with Barney.

Adam and Max: Oh yes we could!

Lacey: Gross. Get me out!

Lisa: Prove it.

And so they promise to get Lacey out after she gives both the guys a hand job. First one to cum wins. While singing the Barney song.

 

[sirhugs]

Barney Rubble? Or Barney Fife?

Ohhh no..... now I got Barney Fife & Aunt Bee in my brain.....

 

[oggbashan]

You could write it as a version of Titania and Bottom from Midsummer Night's Dream.

While one person is stuck in a costume head, the other person falls in love with them, only to find out when the head is removed that he/she is:

1. A relative
2. A person they had discounted as a possible girlfriend/boyfriend
3. Their ex
4. The same sex (unlikely)
5. Gay and not interested
6. Someone they had hated.